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Date   : 11/01/2016    Duedate: 11/14/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 135

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   47   27   2 63.5      DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  5 SENTINELS 7/354      191  213   3 47.3
  2-ARGONAUTS 74/422       3    2   0 60.0      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
  3 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  557  400   2 58.2    6 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  272  339   5 44.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   140  142   4 49.6    7-BAD SIGNS 83/397       9   24   0 27.3
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hail and very well met, champions of the Rock!

There were but two challenges today, and those were the work of Inigo Montoya and Burm 
Wolfsnarl.  I congratulate their manager on his initiative and diligence.  There were 
no avoids, which to me seems recklessly brave.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-16-2,163) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged ALMOST PRETTY 
(42-4496) (125-67-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by ALMOST 
PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (31-20-0,88) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS 
(59-2629) (27-52-0,92) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  I'm Powerless is our top Basher, 
even it lost this fight.  I think I'm Powerless would fight better if it were granted 
a gender.

Out of thirteen fights in total, seven were against stand-in fighters, which means 
that eighteen gladiators competed.  Indeed, three of those were listed as both popular 
and unpopular, meaning that they stand in the mid-range of the spectators' regard.  
Those three were Burm Wolfsnarl, Inigo Montoya, and Sovereign.

OBROJOBO (7-5869) (72-55-2,266) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (77-76-
1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided 
Title contest.  And so, Obrojobo remains our most highly recognized Slasher as well as 
keeping the title of Champion of the Horn.  It is a beautiful horn, made of gold, and 
it blows a very sweet note.  The Hyphen-Dash is top Lunger, despite losing this fight.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (31-15-1,72) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MAGUVIAL (20-129) 
(20-14-2,71) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued MAGUVIAL in an 
exciting 2 minute bloody battle.  Magivial is Storm Rock's top Parry-Strike.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (29-19-2,90) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-
8-0,61) of DARQUE ANGELS.  TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated SOVEREIGN in a crowd 
pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.  Tantrum Yoga is the arena's most recognized Parry-
Lunge.  Indeed, it is hard not to recognize him in that odd hat.  He was also voted 
this turn's favorite fighter.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (29-42-1,52) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SHADOWDANCER (20-
132) (19-15-0,59) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SHADOWDANCER in a 1 
minute mismatched bout.  Alas, Shadowdancer is this turn's least favorite fighter.  
Apparently the spectators felt he should not have lost to Diapers.

And now, I will discuss the fights against stand-ins.  I would like to mention that if 
more of you would challenge, your fights would be against real gladiators and 
therefore more meaningful.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (84-81-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4 
minute mismatched match.  Mr. Knuckles is our most highly rated Total Parry.  Well 
done! 

BEDDER (18-10043) (54-95-3,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of  .  BEDDER was luckily beaten by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1 minute bloody 
struggle.  It was the cook's second fight of the day.  Apparently he was just getting 
warmed up in the first fight.  Bedder, despite losing, is our best Striker as well as 
being the overall popularity leader.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (109-84-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Indeed, hardly anyone beats the Arenamaster.  
The Matador is our most highly recognized Wall of Steel, and he is very formidable.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (25-22-0,115) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  HARD KNOCKS vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute 
one-sided duel.  Hard Knocks is our most illustrious Aimed Blow.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (28-26-0,104) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  CHATROOMMATE was slaughtered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  A death!  I am sorry.  This was Zorro's second fight.  I saw 
him right before the fight started; he was grim and angry.  I think Chatroommate saw 
the previous fight and thought Zorro would be easy.  One must not suppose that those 
of different styles of masculinity are less dangerous.  Or those who have been seen to 
lose.

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-30-0,41) of DARQUE AGES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-
0-0,70) of  .  BARBAROSSA was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute 
one-sided melee.

VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (19-9-1,65) of DARQUE AGES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-
0-0,30) of  .  VLAD TEPES demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched 
competition.

All that remains for me to say is that I wish you well in the coming weeks.  Enjoy 
this fine autumn.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              73  55  2  277  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       85  81  0  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    110  84  0  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       126  67  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      77  77  1  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         45  45  0  193  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
 BEDDER 18-10043              54  96  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  40  0  184  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        31  17  2  177  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212             39  45  0  168  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            25  35  2  138  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          26  22  0  125  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        21  29  0  118  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        32  20  0  100  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         30  19  2   98  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        28  27  0   96  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       32  15  1   83  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        27  53  0   83  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MAGUVIAL 20-129              20  15  2   70  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        30  42  1   68  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            21   9  0   67  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           20   9  1   67  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-EREBUS IMPACT 74-4549        16   8  0   56  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
-REGALUS FURY 74-4546         17   4  0   55  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          19  16  0   45  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  31  0   38  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  12  0   36  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034     28  27  0 CENTER FOR OLDS 364    ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE      135

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OBROJOBO devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
BEDDER was luckily beaten by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHATROOMMATE was slaughtered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARBAROSSA was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
VLAD TEPES demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued MAGUVIAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated SOVEREIGN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  17 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 135 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            73  55  2  277 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     85  81  0  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  110  84  0  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    77  77  1  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            54  96  3  186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        26  22  0  125 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       30  19  2   98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      27  53  0   83 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-STRIKE     MAGUVIAL 20-129            20  15  2   70 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was SHADOWDANCER 20-132.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARBAROSSA 81-2098, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MAGUVIAL 20-129, OBROJOBO 7-5869, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             73  55  2  277  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             54  96  3  186  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MAGUVIAL 20-129             20  15  2   70  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       31  17  2  177  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       30  42  1   68  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           21   9  0   67  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      85  81  0  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       27  53  0   83  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       32  20  0  100  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE