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Date : 11/01/2016 Duedate: 11/14/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 135
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 47 27 2 63.5 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 5 SENTINELS 7/354 191 213 3 47.3
2-ARGONAUTS 74/422 3 2 0 60.0 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
3 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 557 400 2 58.2 6 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 272 339 5 44.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 140 142 4 49.6 7-BAD SIGNS 83/397 9 24 0 27.3
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail and very well met, champions of the Rock!
There were but two challenges today, and those were the work of Inigo Montoya and Burm
Wolfsnarl. I congratulate their manager on his initiative and diligence. There were
no avoids, which to me seems recklessly brave.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-16-2,163) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged ALMOST PRETTY
(42-4496) (125-67-0,200) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by ALMOST
PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (31-20-0,88) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M POWERLESS
(59-2629) (27-52-0,92) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. I'm Powerless is our top Basher,
even it lost this fight. I think I'm Powerless would fight better if it were granted
a gender.
Out of thirteen fights in total, seven were against stand-in fighters, which means
that eighteen gladiators competed. Indeed, three of those were listed as both popular
and unpopular, meaning that they stand in the mid-range of the spectators' regard.
Those three were Burm Wolfsnarl, Inigo Montoya, and Sovereign.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (72-55-2,266) of SENTINELS fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (77-76-
1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided
Title contest. And so, Obrojobo remains our most highly recognized Slasher as well as
keeping the title of Champion of the Horn. It is a beautiful horn, made of gold, and
it blows a very sweet note. The Hyphen-Dash is top Lunger, despite losing this fight.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (31-15-1,72) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought MAGUVIAL (20-129)
(20-14-2,71) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued MAGUVIAL in an
exciting 2 minute bloody battle. Magivial is Storm Rock's top Parry-Strike.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (29-19-2,90) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-
8-0,61) of DARQUE ANGELS. TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated SOVEREIGN in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute gory conflict. Tantrum Yoga is the arena's most recognized Parry-
Lunge. Indeed, it is hard not to recognize him in that odd hat. He was also voted
this turn's favorite fighter.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (29-42-1,52) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SHADOWDANCER (20-
132) (19-15-0,59) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SHADOWDANCER in a 1
minute mismatched bout. Alas, Shadowdancer is this turn's least favorite fighter.
Apparently the spectators felt he should not have lost to Diapers.
And now, I will discuss the fights against stand-ins. I would like to mention that if
more of you would challenge, your fights would be against real gladiators and
therefore more meaningful.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (84-81-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181) of . JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4
minute mismatched match. Mr. Knuckles is our most highly rated Total Parry. Well
done!
BEDDER (18-10043) (54-95-3,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-
0,181) of . BEDDER was luckily beaten by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1 minute bloody
struggle. It was the cook's second fight of the day. Apparently he was just getting
warmed up in the first fight. Bedder, despite losing, is our best Striker as well as
being the overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (109-84-0,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight. Indeed, hardly anyone beats the Arenamaster.
The Matador is our most highly recognized Wall of Steel, and he is very formidable.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (25-22-0,115) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . HARD KNOCKS vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Hard Knocks is our most illustrious Aimed Blow.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (28-26-0,104) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . CHATROOMMATE was slaughtered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1
minute one-sided duel. A death! I am sorry. This was Zorro's second fight. I saw
him right before the fight started; he was grim and angry. I think Chatroommate saw
the previous fight and thought Zorro would be easy. One must not suppose that those
of different styles of masculinity are less dangerous. Or those who have been seen to
lose.
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-30-0,41) of DARQUE AGES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-
0-0,70) of . BARBAROSSA was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute
one-sided melee.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (19-9-1,65) of DARQUE AGES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-
0-0,30) of . VLAD TEPES demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched
competition.
All that remains for me to say is that I wish you well in the coming weeks. Enjoy
this fine autumn.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 73 55 2 277 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 85 81 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 110 84 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 126 67 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 77 77 1 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 45 0 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
BEDDER 18-10043 54 96 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 40 0 184 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 17 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
-OZAWINDIB 7-6212 39 45 0 168 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292 25 35 2 138 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 26 22 0 125 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 21 29 0 118 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 32 20 0 100 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 30 19 2 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 28 27 0 96 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 32 15 1 83 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 53 0 83 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MAGUVIAL 20-129 20 15 2 70 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 30 42 1 68 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 9 0 67 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 20 9 1 67 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-EREBUS IMPACT 74-4549 16 8 0 56 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
-REGALUS FURY 74-4546 17 4 0 55 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 16 0 45 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 31 0 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 12 0 36 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 28 27 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 364 ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 135
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL handily defeated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OBROJOBO devastated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
BEDDER was luckily beaten by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
1977 AMC MATADOR handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHATROOMMATE was slaughtered by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARBAROSSA was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
VLAD TEPES demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SYE THE BEARDED viciously subdued MAGUVIAL in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated SOVEREIGN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 135 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 73 55 2 277 SENTINELS (354)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 85 81 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 110 84 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 77 77 1 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 54 96 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 26 22 0 125 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 30 19 2 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 53 0 83 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-STRIKE MAGUVIAL 20-129 20 15 2 70 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
The least popular fighter this week was SHADOWDANCER 20-132. The other ten least
popular fighters were BARBAROSSA 81-2098, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MAGUVIAL 20-129, OBROJOBO 7-5869, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 73 55 2 277 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 54 96 3 186 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAGUVIAL 20-129 20 15 2 70 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 17 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 30 42 1 68 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 9 0 67 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 85 81 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 53 0 83 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 32 20 0 100 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE