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Date   : 11/15/2016    Duedate: 11/28/2016

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 136

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   49   28   2 63.6      DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  5 SENTINELS 7/354      192  213   3 47.4
  2-ARGONAUTS 74/422       3    2   0 60.0      NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
  3 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  562  403   2 58.2    6 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  273  340   5 44.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   141  146   4 49.1    7 BAD SIGNS 83/397      10   25   0 28.6
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon, heroes of Storm Rock!

There were twelve fights today, including one challenge.  Supposedly one warrior 
posted avoids as well, but it seems unlikely.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-12-0,36) of BAD SIGNS challenged MAGUVIAL (20-129) (20-
15-2,70) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MAGUVIAL in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.  It was a bold challenge against a known killer, 
and I'm sure we are all relieved that Mr. Beer survived.  Alas, he was voted this 
turn's least popular fighter. Maguvial is Storm Rock's best -- and only -- Parry-
Strike.

OBROJOBO (7-5869) (73-55-2,277) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (85-81-
0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in an exciting 1 minute 
uneven Title battle.  It was thrilling to see our most dangerous Slasher battle our 
wiliest Total Parry.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (110-84-0,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute 
bloody duel. Oddly, the Matador isn't any kind of stylemaster today, though he has 
been the Champion of the Horn in past turns.

ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (126-67-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 
minute one-sided fight.  Amazing!  Of course, Almost Pretty is our most highly honored 
Wall of Steel, but it is still quite rare to see an Arenamaster get defeated.

BEDDER (18-10043) (54-96-3,186) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-
17-2,177) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an exciting 1 
minute mismatched fight.  Bedder is our top Striker and overall popularity leader.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (77-77-1,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (21-29-0,118) of BAD SIGNS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (26-
22-0,125) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 
minute uneven melee.  I was told that Out for a Duck avoided the team Vikings, but 
that seems unlikely since they don't fight here.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (32-20-0,100) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought VLAD TEPES (81-1979) 
(20-9-1,67) of DARQUE AGES.  BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over VLAD TEPES in a popular 1 
minute duel.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (30-19-2,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHADOWDANCER (20-132) 
(19-16-0,45) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SHADOWDANCER in a 
popular 3 minute gory duel.  Tantrum Yoga was voted this turn's favorite warrior, and 
it was easy to see why.  He is also the arena's most highly recognized Parry-Lunge.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (28-27-0,96) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(27-53-0,83) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  CHATROOMMATE beat I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 
minute melee.  I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's top Basher.  Chatroommate is usually a 
stylemaster as well, but not this time.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (30-42-1,68) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BARBAROSSA (81-2098) 
(24-31-0,38) of DARQUE AGES.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BARBAROSSA in a crowd pleasing 
1 minute one-sided match.

SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-9-0,67) of DARQUE ANGELS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (32-
15-1,83) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  SOVEREIGN was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 
minute one-sided battle.

And that, brave heroes, is all I can tell you today.  Fare well until next turn!

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              74  55  2  290  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       127  67  0  223  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      78  77  1  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              55  96  3  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    110  85  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       85  82  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935         45  45  0  193  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  40  0  184  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        31  18  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        22  29  0  134  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          26  23  0  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        33  20  0  103  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         31  19  2  100  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        29  27  0   99  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       33  15  1   96  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        27  54  0   82  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           20  10  1   73  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MAGUVIAL 20-129              21  15  2   72  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        31  42  1   71  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            21  10  0   66  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 SHADOWDANCER 20-132          19  17  0   57  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-EREBUS IMPACT 74-4549        16   8  0   56  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  13  0   42  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  32  0   36  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MAGUVIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody duel.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over VLAD TEPES in a popular 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SHADOWDANCER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
CHATROOMMATE beat I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BARBAROSSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SOVEREIGN was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   4 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  19 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 136 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            74  55  2  290 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     127  67  0  223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    78  77  1  208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            55  96  3  202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     85  82  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      22  29  0  134 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       31  19  2  100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      27  54  0   82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     MAGUVIAL 20-129            21  15  2   72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MAGUVIAL 
20-129, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, OBROJOBO 
7-5869, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.

The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were SOVEREIGN 39-3893, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, VLAD 
TEPES 81-1979, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             74  55  2  290  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             55  96  3  202  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MAGUVIAL 20-129             21  15  2   72  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       31  18  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       31  42  1   71  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           21  10  0   66  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      127  67  0  223  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       27  54  0   82  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       33  20  0  103  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       22  29  0  134  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE