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Date : 11/15/2016 Duedate: 11/28/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 136
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 49 28 2 63.6 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 5 SENTINELS 7/354 192 213 3 47.4
2-ARGONAUTS 74/422 3 2 0 60.0 NOMADIC TRIBE 21/310
3 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 562 403 2 58.2 6 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 273 340 5 44.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 141 146 4 49.1 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 10 25 0 28.6
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Good afternoon, heroes of Storm Rock!
There were twelve fights today, including one challenge. Supposedly one warrior
posted avoids as well, but it seems unlikely.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-12-0,36) of BAD SIGNS challenged MAGUVIAL (20-129) (20-
15-2,70) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MAGUVIAL in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. It was a bold challenge against a known killer,
and I'm sure we are all relieved that Mr. Beer survived. Alas, he was voted this
turn's least popular fighter. Maguvial is Storm Rock's best -- and only -- Parry-
Strike.
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (73-55-2,277) of SENTINELS fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (85-81-
0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in an exciting 1 minute
uneven Title battle. It was thrilling to see our most dangerous Slasher battle our
wiliest Total Parry.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (110-84-0,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute
bloody duel. Oddly, the Matador isn't any kind of stylemaster today, though he has
been the Champion of the Horn in past turns.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (126-67-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . ALMOST PRETTY overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2
minute one-sided fight. Amazing! Of course, Almost Pretty is our most highly honored
Wall of Steel, but it is still quite rare to see an Arenamaster get defeated.
BEDDER (18-10043) (54-96-3,186) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-
17-2,177) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight. Bedder is our top Striker and overall popularity leader.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (77-77-1,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-
sided competition.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (21-29-0,118) of BAD SIGNS fought HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (26-
22-0,125) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a 1
minute uneven melee. I was told that Out for a Duck avoided the team Vikings, but
that seems unlikely since they don't fight here.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (32-20-0,100) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought VLAD TEPES (81-1979)
(20-9-1,67) of DARQUE AGES. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over VLAD TEPES in a popular 1
minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (30-19-2,98) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SHADOWDANCER (20-132)
(19-16-0,45) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SHADOWDANCER in a
popular 3 minute gory duel. Tantrum Yoga was voted this turn's favorite warrior, and
it was easy to see why. He is also the arena's most highly recognized Parry-Lunge.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (28-27-0,96) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(27-53-0,83) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CHATROOMMATE beat I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1
minute melee. I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's top Basher. Chatroommate is usually a
stylemaster as well, but not this time.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (30-42-1,68) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BARBAROSSA (81-2098)
(24-31-0,38) of DARQUE AGES. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BARBAROSSA in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided match.
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-9-0,67) of DARQUE ANGELS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (32-
15-1,83) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. SOVEREIGN was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1
minute one-sided battle.
And that, brave heroes, is all I can tell you today. Fare well until next turn!
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 74 55 2 290 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 127 67 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 78 77 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 55 96 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 110 85 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 85 82 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-WALLI WEEBLE 21-6935 45 45 0 193 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 40 0 184 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 18 2 169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 22 29 0 134 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 26 23 0 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 33 20 0 103 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 31 19 2 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 29 27 0 99 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 33 15 1 96 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 54 0 82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 20 10 1 73 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 15 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 31 42 1 71 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 10 0 66 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 17 0 57 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-EREBUS IMPACT 74-4549 16 8 0 56 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 13 0 42 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 32 0 36 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was bested by MAGUVIAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
OBROJOBO vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR was defeated by TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody duel.
ALMOST PRETTY overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OUT FOR A DUCK handily defeated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over VLAD TEPES in a popular 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued SHADOWDANCER in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
CHATROOMMATE beat I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BARBAROSSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SOVEREIGN was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 136 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 74 55 2 290 SENTINELS (354)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 127 67 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 78 77 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 55 96 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 85 82 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 22 29 0 134 BAD SIGNS (397)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 31 19 2 100 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 54 0 82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 15 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, SHADOWDANCER 20-132, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MAGUVIAL
20-129, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, OBROJOBO
7-5869, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403. The other ten
least popular fighters were SOVEREIGN 39-3893, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, VLAD
TEPES 81-1979, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, and THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 74 55 2 290 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 55 96 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 15 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 18 2 169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 31 42 1 71 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 10 0 66 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 127 67 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 27 54 0 82 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 33 20 0 103 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 22 29 0 134 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE