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Date : 11/29/2016 Duedate: 12/12/2016
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 137
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 51 29 2 63.7 DARQUE FORCES 31/318
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 566 407 2 58.2 5 SENTINELS 7/354 193 213 3 47.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 275 340 5 44.7
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 368 316 3 53.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
IN MIDDLE EARTH 17/424 7-BAD SIGNS 83/397 10 25 0 28.6
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 141 151 4 48.3 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
You have to wonder about a name like Jello Knuckles. Would someone want knuckles made
of jello? Does it imply wimpy knuckles? Do the conditions of warriors' knuckles
affect how they hold a weapon? Should such warrior fight weaponless? Inquiring minds
want to know.
Will I get the jello one again next turn? Probably not. It seems likely that I will
face the kinda-sorta-almost pretty one again. We've done this before. That warrior
has a lot of wins for this place. Hopefully the number doesn't go up.
As for me, it is time to head over to the training hall. Right now it is a bit devoid
of teammates as the boss tries to decide if any of these others are worthy of the
time, energy and resources. We'll see.
Your Champion of the Horn,
Obrojobo of the Sentinels
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, Brave Warriors of Storm Rock!
Obrojobo was correct that he faced Almost Pretty this turn. And he defeated her, and
is still our mighty Champion of the Horn and our most revered Slasher. Well done!
OBROJOBO (7-5869) (74-55-2,290) of SENTINELS fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (127-67-
0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OBROJOBO overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Title duel.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-18-2,169) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (85-82-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was bested by JELLO
KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight. Jello Knuckles is the top-rated Total
Parry.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (33-15-1,96) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (26-23-0,111) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED vanquished HARD KNOCKS in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Well done, since Hard Knocks is our most
highly recognized Aimed Blow.
MOD COD (55-2638) (263-187-4,320) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (78-
77-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing
1 minute one-sided fight. Most Cod is our most highly respected Lunger.
BEDDER (18-10043) (55-96-3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) (0-0-
0,170) of . BEDDER devastated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided
duel. Bedder, of course, is Storm Rock's top-ranked Striker.
Ah, the Matador! 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (110-85-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought
CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered CRYSALIS
GUARD in a popular 4 minute mismatched brawl. The Matador is our most brilliant Wall
of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (33-20-0,103) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (29-27-0,99) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over CHATROOMMATE
in an action packed 4 minute duel. Though it was a wonderful fight, I am disappointed
to see that Mr. Wolfsnarl still has not won a stylemaster title.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (31-19-2,100) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MAGUVIAL (20-129) (21-
15-2,72) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MAGUVIAL in an action packed 1
minute gory uneven fight. Tantrum Yoga is the highest level Parry-Lunge in this
place, while Maguvial is our top Parry-Strike.
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-32-0,36) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30) of . BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an action packed
2 minute match.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (20-10-1,73) of DARQUE AGES fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (27-
54-0,82) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. VLAD TEPES was defeated by I'M POWERLESS in an
exciting 1 minute bloody match. And so once again, I'm Powerless (who is anything but
powerless) is Storm Rock's top-ranked Basher.
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-10-0,66) of DARQUE ANGELS fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-0,50)
of . SOVEREIGN was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in an exciting 4 minute brutal
contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (31-42-1,71) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SHADOWDANCER (20-
132) (19-17-0,57) of DARQUE KNIGHTS. DIRTY DIAPERS devastated SHADOWDANCER in a 1
minute mismatched bout.
And that, my heroes, is all I can find to say. Please have a glorious two weeks until
we meet again.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 75 55 2 331 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 264 187 4 332 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 111 85 0 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 78 78 1 209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 56 96 3 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 86 82 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 127 68 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 19 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 22 29 0 134 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 34 15 1 117 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 34 20 0 109 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 32 19 2 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 29 28 0 100 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 26 24 0 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 54 0 91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 42 1 78 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-LAKE EFFECT SNOW 83-408 24 8 2 77 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 16 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 20 11 1 70 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 11 0 54 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 18 0 51 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 13 0 42 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 33 0 28 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was bested by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED vanquished HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OBROJOBO overpowered ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEDDER devastated IMPRISONED SPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 4 minute mismatched brawl.
BURM WOLFSNARL won victory over CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 4 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished MAGUVIAL in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 2 minute match.
VLAD TEPES was defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
SOVEREIGN was viciously subdued by R.O.U.S. in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
DIRTY DIAPERS devastated SHADOWDANCER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 22 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 137 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 75 55 2 331 SENTINELS (354)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 264 187 4 332 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 111 85 0 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 56 96 3 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 86 82 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 32 19 2 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 26 24 0 98 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 54 0 91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
PARRY-STRIKE MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 16 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, OBROJOBO 7-5869, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, MOD
COD 55-2638, and BEDDER 18-10043.
The least popular fighter this week was SHADOWDANCER 20-132. The other ten least
popular fighters were VLAD TEPES 81-1979, MAGUVIAL 20-129, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BEDDER 18-10043, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 75 55 2 331 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 56 96 3 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 16 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 31 19 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 42 1 78 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 11 0 54 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 111 85 0 211 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 264 187 4 332 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 54 0 91 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 34 15 1 117 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE