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Date   : 12/27/2016    Duedate: 01/09/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 139

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   53   33   2 61.6      DARQUE FORCES 31/318
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  577  412   2 58.3    5-SENTINELS 7/354      193  214   3 47.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  275  344   5 44.4
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    370  316   3 53.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    IN MIDDLE EARTH 17/424                    7-BAD SIGNS 83/397      11   26   0 29.7
  4-DARQUE AGES 81/335   141  151   4 48.3      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Joyous greetings to you all on this beautiful day...

     ...because it is longer than yesterday, which was longer than the day before.  
Soon, the air will become warm and summer will be with us again. This is eminently 
worth celebrating.
     Storm Rock saw ten fights in the arena today.  There were three challenges, for 
which we may thank the Big Lake guild.  But there were no avoids, which, in my 
opinion, is a pity.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-20-2,170) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (27-24-0,104) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Hard Knocks is the arena's most formidable Aimed 
Blow, and was challenged the most this turn.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (34-21-0,108) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged THE HYPHEN-
DASH (42-4499) (78-79-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by THE 
HYPHEN-DASH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.  
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (34-16-1,99) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M 
POWERLESS (59-2629) (28-55-0,89) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SYE THE BEARDED devastated I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (265-187-4,353) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(112-85-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title match.  Since the Matador didn't write a column, perhaps this is for 
the best.  And Mod Cod is now our premier Lunger, as well as the overall popularity 
leader.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (87-82-0,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an 
exciting 3 minute struggle.  Thrilling!  I don't know what a Crysalis Guard was doing 
in Storm Rock, anyway.  Jello Knuckles is this arena's champion Total Parry.
     BEDDER (18-10043) (56-97-3,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  BEDDER handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action 
packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Bedder is our finest Striker, and the Arenamaster... 
should have performed better, in my opinion.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (128-68-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 
minute gruesome uneven duel.  Almost Pretty, who is in fact most definitely pretty, is 
Storm Rock's most highly ranked Wall of Steel.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (30-28-0,129) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,150) of  .  CHATROOMMATE won victory over FLOYD in a popular 3 minute brutal 
fight.  Chatroommate is our arena's best Parry-Lunge, and was also chosen as this 
turn's favorite fighter.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-19-2,113) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA was overcome by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 3 minute 
bout.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-43-1,74) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED 
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in 
a 1 minute mismatched match.  Perhaps some guild should hire that unemployed person?
     The sun has set behind a bank of clouds now, but there are some advantages to 
being a fennith.  I shall go up and bask in its light for a few minutes.  And so, 
farewell to you all until next time.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             266 187  4  378  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-EVANGELION 59-2340           47  63  1  490  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       88  82  0  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       129  68  0  217  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    112  86  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              75  56  2  210  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              57  97  3  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      79  79  1  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        32  20  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        31  28  0  148  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  29  0  148  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-LADY GODIVA 81-1782          36  36  0  119  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        34  22  0  116  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          27  25  0  114  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  20  2  107  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       35  16  1  106  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        28  56  0   87  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-MAGUVIAL 20-129              21  16  2   72  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979           20  11  1   70  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        32  44  1   62  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893            21  11  0   54  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
-SHADOWDANCER 20-132          19  18  0   51  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  33  0   28  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  14  0   26  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
BEDDER handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE won victory over FLOYD in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was overcome by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 3 minute bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  20 -  0      35  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 139 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           266 187  4  378 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     88  82  0  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     129  68  0  217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            57  97  3  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      32  20  2  172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      31  28  0  148 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        27  25  0  114 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      28  56  0   87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 
42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD 
COD 55-2638, BEDDER 18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 
BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             57  97  3  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       32  20  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       32  44  1   62  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      88  82  0  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            266 187  4  378  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       28  56  0   87  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       34  22  0  116  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE