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Date : 12/27/2016 Duedate: 01/09/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 139
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 53 33 2 61.6 DARQUE FORCES 31/318
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 577 412 2 58.3 5-SENTINELS 7/354 193 214 3 47.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 275 344 5 44.4
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 370 316 3 53.9 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
IN MIDDLE EARTH 17/424 7-BAD SIGNS 83/397 11 26 0 29.7
4-DARQUE AGES 81/335 141 151 4 48.3 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Joyous greetings to you all on this beautiful day...
...because it is longer than yesterday, which was longer than the day before.
Soon, the air will become warm and summer will be with us again. This is eminently
worth celebrating.
Storm Rock saw ten fights in the arena today. There were three challenges, for
which we may thank the Big Lake guild. But there were no avoids, which, in my
opinion, is a pity.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (31-20-2,170) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (27-24-0,104) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Hard Knocks is the arena's most formidable Aimed
Blow, and was challenged the most this turn.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (34-21-0,108) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged THE HYPHEN-
DASH (42-4499) (78-79-1,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by THE
HYPHEN-DASH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (34-16-1,99) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged I'M
POWERLESS (59-2629) (28-55-0,89) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SYE THE BEARDED devastated I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD (55-2638) (265-187-4,353) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(112-85-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute
mismatched Title match. Since the Matador didn't write a column, perhaps this is for
the best. And Mod Cod is now our premier Lunger, as well as the overall popularity
leader.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (87-82-0,211) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an
exciting 3 minute struggle. Thrilling! I don't know what a Crysalis Guard was doing
in Storm Rock, anyway. Jello Knuckles is this arena's champion Total Parry.
BEDDER (18-10043) (56-97-3,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . BEDDER handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. Bedder is our finest Striker, and the Arenamaster...
should have performed better, in my opinion.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (128-68-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2
minute gruesome uneven duel. Almost Pretty, who is in fact most definitely pretty, is
Storm Rock's most highly ranked Wall of Steel.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (30-28-0,129) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150) of . CHATROOMMATE won victory over FLOYD in a popular 3 minute brutal
fight. Chatroommate is our arena's best Parry-Lunge, and was also chosen as this
turn's favorite fighter.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-19-2,113) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110) of . TANTRUM YOGA was overcome by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 3 minute
bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-43-1,74) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED
PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of . DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in
a 1 minute mismatched match. Perhaps some guild should hire that unemployed person?
The sun has set behind a bank of clouds now, but there are some advantages to
being a fennith. I shall go up and bask in its light for a few minutes. And so,
farewell to you all until next time.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 266 187 4 378 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-EVANGELION 59-2340 47 63 1 490 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 88 82 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 129 68 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 112 86 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 75 56 2 210 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 57 97 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 79 79 1 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 20 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 31 28 0 148 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 29 0 148 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-LADY GODIVA 81-1782 36 36 0 119 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 34 22 0 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 25 0 114 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 20 2 107 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 35 16 1 106 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 56 0 87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-MAGUVIAL 20-129 21 16 2 72 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979 20 11 1 70 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 44 1 62 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 11 0 54 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
-SHADOWDANCER 20-132 19 18 0 51 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418) SEAM
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 33 0 28 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 14 0 26 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
BEDDER handily defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE won victory over FLOYD in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was overcome by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 3 minute bout.
DIRTY DIAPERS was demolished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 139 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 266 187 4 378 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 88 82 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 129 68 0 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 57 97 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 20 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 31 28 0 148 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 25 0 114 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 56 0 87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY
42-4496, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD
COD 55-2638, BEDDER 18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 57 97 3 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 20 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 44 1 62 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 88 82 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 266 187 4 378 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 28 56 0 87 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 34 22 0 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE