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Date : 01/10/2017 Duedate: 01/23/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 140
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 53 33 2 61.6 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 276 345 5 44.4
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 580 417 2 58.2 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 11 26 0 29.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 371 316 3 54.0 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
4-SENTINELS 7/354 193 214 3 47.4
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, heroes!
I am sorry to report that of ten fights today, nine of them involved stand-ins.
So, only eleven gladiators fought. This is quite sad. Managers, is it not more
interesting to have your gladiators fight the gladiators of other managers? If you
think so, then you should allow your fighters to post challenges.
I see that the Big Lake guild did not put in an appearance today. That is a
pity. They bring most of the life and interest that this arena has.
Mod Cod remains our Champion of the Horn, overall popularity leader, and top
Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (266-187-4,378) of RHYME TYME fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-
4496) (129-68-0,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated ALMOST PRETTY in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Strangely, Almost Pretty is not a stylemaster
today.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (88-82-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in an
exciting 4 minute gory melee. Jello Knuckles is this arena's premier Total Parry.
BEDDER (18-10043) (57-97-3,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181) of . BEDDER was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brawl. Besides being our overall popularity leader, Bedder is the
arena's highest-ranked Striker.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (79-79-1,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute match. Alas, the Knid! The Hyphen-Dash was voted this turn's
favorite fighter.
However, the reprehensible Knid got his comeuppance in the next fight. 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (112-86-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-
0-0,240) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 3 minute
mismatched fight. I am pleased to note that the most puissant Matador is our arena's
greatest Wall of Steel.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (31-28-0,148) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVIL INPUTTER
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of . CHATROOMMATE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in an action
packed 2 minute uneven fight. Chatroommate is Storm Rock's best Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-25-0,114) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1
minute one-sided duel. Hard Knocks is our greatest Aimed Blow.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-20-2,107) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170) of . TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (28-56-0,87) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
1 minute uneven match. Well done! And the inaccurately named I'm Powerless is our
most highly recognized Basher.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-44-1,62) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought RIRORNI SOLDIER
(107-3) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in an
exciting 2 minute fight.
And that, I say with sorrow, is the sum total of events in this turn's fights.
Now I am depressed. I need to go and eat some dirt.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 267 187 4 420 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 89 82 0 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 113 86 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 129 69 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 75 56 2 210 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 57 98 3 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 79 80 1 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 20 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 32 28 0 151 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 29 0 148 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 34 22 0 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 21 2 113 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 26 0 108 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 35 16 1 106 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-RYK THE DRAGON 81-2371 22 24 2 92 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 56 0 89 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-CLUCKEROO 20-67 17 19 1 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 45 1 42 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 14 0 26 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated ALMOST PRETTY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES narrowly defeated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a exciting 4 minute gory melee.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was defeated by VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated EVIL INPUTTER in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a exciting 2 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 20 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 140 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 267 187 4 420 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 89 82 0 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 113 86 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 57 98 3 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 32 28 0 151 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 26 0 108 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 56 0 89 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034,
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496,
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The other ten least
popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER
18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 4 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 57 98 3 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 45 1 42 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 89 82 0 227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 267 187 4 420 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 56 0 89 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.