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Date   : 01/24/2017    Duedate: 02/06/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 141

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   53   33   2 61.6    3 RHYME TYME 55/385    372  316   3 54.1
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  276  347   5 44.3
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  584  421   2 58.1      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Greetings, valiant residents of Storm Rock!
     Oh, woe!  Woe unto you, my heroes!  Once again, there was only one fight between 
two professional gladiators, while the other nine fights were with volunteers and 
stand-ins.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (267-187-4,420) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(113-86-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  And so, Mod Cod is still our most highly recognized Lunger 
and the Champion of the Horn.  Alas, the valiant Matador has lost his title as our 
premier Wall of Steel.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (89-82-0,227) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 6 
minute one-sided melee.  Lord Protector Knuckles is still our most highly ranked Total 
Parry and he was also voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (79-80-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided 
contest.  Strangely, the Hyphen-Dash is not currently a stylemaster.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (129-69-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK 
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of  .  ALMOST PRETTY subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 
minute competition.  Almost Pretty is this arena's highest rated Wall of Steel, and is 
probably a better cook than her opponent, too.
     BEDDER (18-10043) (57-98-3,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  BEDDER lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.  
The most puissant Bedder is our top-ranked Striker.  I don't understand how he could 
have been defeated.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (32-28-0,151) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CHEATING MANAGER 
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of  .  CHATROOMMATE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute 
mismatched brawl.  I should hope so!  Chatroommate is our best Parry-Lunge, a 
dangerous style.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-21-2,113) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-
0-0,150) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute melee.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-26-0,108) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of  .  HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 
minute uneven duel.  Hard Knocks is our premier (and only) Aimed Blow practitioner.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (29-56-0,89) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of  .  I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 
minute uneven duel.  I regret to note that I'm Powerless was voted the spectators' 
least favorite fighter here, but that hardly means anything with so few fighters 
participating.  Lord Protector Powerless is also the arena's most highly honored 
Basher.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-45-1,42) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Hmm.  I don't doubt that Lord Protector 
Diapers is a dangerous fighter, but... he did not have a good day.
     It grieves me greatly to see so fierce an arena fallen so low.  Please, urge your 
managers to send more fighters and to invite more managers to participate here.
     With the very best of wishes,

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared 

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             268 187  4  445  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       90  82  0  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       130  69  0  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    113  87  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      80  80  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              57  99  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        32  20  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        33  28  0  156  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  22  2  120  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        34  22  0  116  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       35  16  1  106  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          27  27  0   99  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CLUCKEROO 20-67              17  19  1   71  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        29  57  0   69  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        32  46  1   26  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 6 minute one-sided melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BEDDER lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute melee.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  11 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 141 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           268 187  4  445 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     90  82  0  240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     130  69  0  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            57  99  3  189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      33  28  0  156 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        27  27  0   99 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      29  57  0   69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 
18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOD COD 55-2638, ALMOST 
PRETTY 42-4496, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BEDDER 18-10043, and JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             57  99  3  189  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       32  46  1   26  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      90  82  0  240  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            268 187  4  445  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       29  57  0   69  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS