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Date : 01/24/2017 Duedate: 02/06/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 141
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 53 33 2 61.6 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 372 316 3 54.1
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 276 347 5 44.3
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 584 421 2 58.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, valiant residents of Storm Rock!
Oh, woe! Woe unto you, my heroes! Once again, there was only one fight between
two professional gladiators, while the other nine fights were with volunteers and
stand-ins.
MOD COD (55-2638) (267-187-4,420) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(113-86-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. And so, Mod Cod is still our most highly recognized Lunger
and the Champion of the Horn. Alas, the valiant Matador has lost his title as our
premier Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (89-82-0,227) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID
(107-30) (0-0-0,240) of . JELLO KNUCKLES demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 6
minute one-sided melee. Lord Protector Knuckles is still our most highly ranked Total
Parry and he was also voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (79-80-1,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27)
(0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided
contest. Strangely, the Hyphen-Dash is not currently a stylemaster.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (129-69-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute competition. Almost Pretty is this arena's highest rated Wall of Steel, and is
probably a better cook than her opponent, too.
BEDDER (18-10043) (57-98-3,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200) of . BEDDER lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
The most puissant Bedder is our top-ranked Striker. I don't understand how he could
have been defeated.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (32-28-0,151) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CHEATING MANAGER
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . CHATROOMMATE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl. I should hope so! Chatroommate is our best Parry-Lunge, a
dangerous style.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-21-2,113) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-
0-0,150) of . TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute melee.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-26-0,108) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE
(107-8) (0-0-0,110) of . HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1
minute uneven duel. Hard Knocks is our premier (and only) Aimed Blow practitioner.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (29-56-0,89) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of . I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1
minute uneven duel. I regret to note that I'm Powerless was voted the spectators'
least favorite fighter here, but that hardly means anything with so few fighters
participating. Lord Protector Powerless is also the arena's most highly honored
Basher.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-45-1,42) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Hmm. I don't doubt that Lord Protector
Diapers is a dangerous fighter, but... he did not have a good day.
It grieves me greatly to see so fierce an arena fallen so low. Please, urge your
managers to send more fighters and to invite more managers to participate here.
With the very best of wishes,
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 268 187 4 445 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 82 0 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 130 69 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 113 87 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 80 80 1 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 57 99 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 20 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 28 0 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 22 2 120 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 34 22 0 116 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 35 16 1 106 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 27 0 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-CLUCKEROO 20-67 17 19 1 71 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 57 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 46 1 26 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 6 minute one-sided melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
ALMOST PRETTY subdued RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
BEDDER lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute melee.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 141 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 268 187 4 445 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 82 0 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 130 69 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 57 99 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 28 0 156 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 27 27 0 99 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 57 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOD COD 55-2638, ALMOST
PRETTY 42-4496, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BEDDER 18-10043, and JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 57 99 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 46 1 26 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 82 0 240 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 268 187 4 445 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 29 57 0 69 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS