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Date : 02/07/2017 Duedate: 02/20/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 142
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 55 34 2 61.8 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 373 316 3 54.1
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 277 348 5 44.3
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 589 424 2 58.1 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings, heroes of Storm Rock!
Alas, there were just nine fights today, but I am slightly pleased to note that
only four gladiators faced stand-ins, which is a significant improvement over last
turn. Impressively, all four stand-ins were defeated! This hardly ever happens,
since stand-ins tend to be very capable fighters. But today, they were no match for
the heroes of Storm Rock. Huzzah!
MOD COD (55-2638) (268-187-4,445) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(90-82-0,240) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. And so, Mod Cod will enjoy his second turn as our Champion of
the Horn and, of course, the premier Lunger. Jello Knuckles is our finest Total
Parry.
ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (130-69-0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25)
(0-0-0,181) of . ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CLOTTO in an exciting 2 minute gory uneven
battle. Almost Pretty is our best Wall of Steel, and Clotto is a terrifying clown.
Almost Pretty was voted to be this turn's favorite fighter.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (80-80-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2
minute gory mismatched brawl. Wait, isn't Crysalis a different arena? What is a
Crysalis guard doing here in the first place? I wonder if he is auditioning to be a
Storm Rock guard. If so, it was an unfortunate interview.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (113-87-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. I commend the Matador for his victory!
BEDDER (18-10043) (57-99-3,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(32-20-2,172) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute
mismatched match. Bedder is our top Striker and overall popularity leader, and Mr.
Montoya is now the arena's premier Slasher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (33-28-0,156) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (35-16-1,106) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by SYE
THE BEARDED in a 2 minute uneven fight. This was well fought. Chatroommate is our
arena's best Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-22-2,120) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (34-22-0,116) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by BURM
WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute uneven duel. Well done, Mr. Wolfsnarl.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (27-27-0,99) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (32-46-1,26) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel. Hard Knocks is our most puissant Aimed Blow.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (29-57-0,69) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
1 minute uneven match. I should hope so! And the unjustly named I'm Powerless is
still Storm Rock's prevailing Basher.
And that, brave warriors, is all I can report. May you fare well for the next
fortnight.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 269 187 4 460 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 131 69 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 81 80 1 217 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 114 87 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 83 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 58 99 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 21 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 36 16 1 147 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 35 22 0 135 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 29 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 23 2 112 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 28 27 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 30 57 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-JAKARTA FAIR 74-4544 15 6 1 52 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 47 1 34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALMOST PRETTY vanquished CLOTTO in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven battle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BEDDER devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 17 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 142 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 269 187 4 460 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 131 69 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 83 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 58 99 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 21 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 29 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 28 27 0 101 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 30 57 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MOD COD
55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
The least popular fighter this week was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, MOD COD 55-2638, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 58 99 3 202 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 32 21 2 166 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 32 47 1 34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 131 69 0 220 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 269 187 4 460 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 30 57 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 36 16 1 147 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE