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Date   : 02/21/2017    Duedate: 03/06/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 143

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   58   34   2 63.0    3 RHYME TYME 55/385    373  317   3 54.1
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4 SENTINELS 7/354      194  215   3 47.4
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  593  428   2 58.1    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  279  348   5 44.5
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Glorious Salutations, fierce defenders of land!
     There were just two challenge matches today, and of course they were posted by 
the Big Lake guild.  No one else ever seems to challenge.  Both were down-challenges, 
but perhaps that was an accident.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (32-21-2,166) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (28-27-0,101) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Despite losing, the lovely Hard Knocks is our 
most prestigious Aimed Blow.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (35-22-0,135) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (33-23-2,112) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL demolished TANTRUM 
YOGA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (269-187-4,460) of RHYME TYME fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) 
(131-69-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD was defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute Title duel.  And so, Almost Pretty is our new Champion of the Horn, 
and our most illustrious Wall of Steel.  Well done!  However, Mod Cod is still the 
overall popularity leader.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (114-87-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 
2 minute one-sided fight.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (81-80-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 
popular 3 minute bloody duel.  The Hyphen-Dash remains our top Lunger.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (90-83-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-5869) 
(75-56-2,210) of SENTINELS.  JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in a 
crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.  Obrojobo is our top-rated Slasher.
     ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (36-40-0,184) of SENTINELS fought BEDDER (18-10043) (58-99-
3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by BEDDER in an action 
packed 3 minute gruesome melee.  Anzahanzek is top Parry-Strike, while Bedder is top 
Striker.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (36-16-1,147) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE 
(18-10034) (33-29-0,126) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SYE THE BEARDED vanquished CHATROOMMATE 
in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-47-1,34) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in 
an exciting 1 minute fight.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (30-57-0,71) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) 
(0-0-0,50) of  .  I'M POWERLESS beat R.O.U.S. in an exciting 1 minute fight.  I'm 
Powerless is, of course, top Basher.  Naturally, the Rodent is not a stylemaster.
     Alas, I have nothing else to say.  As always, I have been impressed with your 
courage and ferocity.  Until next time, may you all fare well and enjoy this unusually 
warm winter.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       132  69  0  266  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      82  80  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    115  87  0  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OBROJOBO 7-5869              76  56  2  222  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             269 188  4  210  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 BEDDER 18-10043              59  99  3  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       90  84  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  41  0  186  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        33  21  2  168  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       37  16  1  155  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        36  22  0  145  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        33  30  0  126  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  24  2  113  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          28  28  0  111  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        31  57  0   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-JINA TYL RAY 75-1989         17   7  1   59  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
-JAKARTA FAIR 74-4544         15   6  1   52  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        33  47  1   41  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MOD COD was defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by BEDDER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
SYE THE BEARDED vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a exciting 1 minute fight.
I'M POWERLESS beat R.O.U.S. in a exciting 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 143 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496     132  69  0  266 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    82  80  1  225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  OBROJOBO 7-5869            76  56  2  222 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            59  99  3  206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     90  84  0  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 7-6204          36  41  0  186 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      33  30  0  126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        28  28  0  111 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      31  57  0   73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 
18-10043, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, 
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OBROJOBO 7-5869             76  56  2  222  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             59  99  3  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       33  21  2  168  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       33  47  1   41  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496      132  69  0  266  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            269 188  4  210  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       31  57  0   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      37  16  1  155  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE