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Date : 02/21/2017 Duedate: 03/06/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 143
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 58 34 2 63.0 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 373 317 3 54.1
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4 SENTINELS 7/354 194 215 3 47.4
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 593 428 2 58.1 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 279 348 5 44.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Glorious Salutations, fierce defenders of land!
There were just two challenge matches today, and of course they were posted by
the Big Lake guild. No one else ever seems to challenge. Both were down-challenges,
but perhaps that was an accident.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (32-21-2,166) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (28-27-0,101) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a
1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Despite losing, the lovely Hard Knocks is our
most prestigious Aimed Blow.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (35-22-0,135) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM
YOGA (42-4563) (33-23-2,112) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL demolished TANTRUM
YOGA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MOD COD (55-2638) (269-187-4,460) of RHYME TYME fought ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496)
(131-69-0,220) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD was defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Title duel. And so, Almost Pretty is our new Champion of the Horn,
and our most illustrious Wall of Steel. Well done! However, Mod Cod is still the
overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (114-87-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting
2 minute one-sided fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (81-80-1,217) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a
popular 3 minute bloody duel. The Hyphen-Dash remains our top Lunger.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (90-83-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OBROJOBO (7-5869)
(75-56-2,210) of SENTINELS. JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl. Obrojobo is our top-rated Slasher.
ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) (36-40-0,184) of SENTINELS fought BEDDER (18-10043) (58-99-
3,202) of CENTER FOR OLDS. ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by BEDDER in an action
packed 3 minute gruesome melee. Anzahanzek is top Parry-Strike, while Bedder is top
Striker.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (36-16-1,147) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (33-29-0,126) of CENTER FOR OLDS. SYE THE BEARDED vanquished CHATROOMMATE
in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (32-47-1,34) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in
an exciting 1 minute fight.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (30-57-0,71) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4)
(0-0-0,50) of . I'M POWERLESS beat R.O.U.S. in an exciting 1 minute fight. I'm
Powerless is, of course, top Basher. Naturally, the Rodent is not a stylemaster.
Alas, I have nothing else to say. As always, I have been impressed with your
courage and ferocity. Until next time, may you all fare well and enjoy this unusually
warm winter.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 132 69 0 266 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 82 80 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 115 87 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OBROJOBO 7-5869 76 56 2 222 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 269 188 4 210 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BEDDER 18-10043 59 99 3 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 84 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 41 0 186 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 21 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 16 1 155 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 36 22 0 145 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 30 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 24 2 113 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 28 28 0 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 31 57 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-JINA TYL RAY 75-1989 17 7 1 59 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN
-JAKARTA FAIR 74-4544 15 6 1 52 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 33 47 1 41 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MOD COD was defeated by ALMOST PRETTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was savagely defeated by OBROJOBO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
ANZAHANZEK was viciously subdued by BEDDER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
SYE THE BEARDED vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a exciting 1 minute fight.
I'M POWERLESS beat R.O.U.S. in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 143 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 132 69 0 266 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 82 80 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK OBROJOBO 7-5869 76 56 2 222 SENTINELS (354)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 59 99 3 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 90 84 0 201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 41 0 186 SENTINELS (354)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 33 30 0 126 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 28 28 0 111 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 31 57 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, OBROJOBO 7-5869, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The other ten least
popular fighters were ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629,
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, ANZAHANZEK 7-6204, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OBROJOBO 7-5869 76 56 2 222 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 59 99 3 206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 21 2 168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 33 47 1 41 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 132 69 0 266 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 269 188 4 210 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 31 57 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 16 1 155 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE