AD Date : 03/21/2017 Duedate: 04/03/2017 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 145 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 60 38 2 61.2 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 375 317 3 54.2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 4-SENTINELS 7/354 194 217 3 47.2 2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 604 433 2 58.2 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 280 351 5 44.4 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Salutations, mighty heroes of Storm Rock! There were ten fights today, including three challenges which were, of course, posted by the Big Lake guild. Six fights included members of the stand-in team, which means that just fourteen gladiators participated. That is disappointing. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (33-22-2,166) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (29-28-0,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Inigo Montoya is our premier Slasher, while Hard Knocks is the supreme Aimed Blow and this turn's favorite fighter. SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (37-17-1,177) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (91-84-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge match. Jello Knuckles is our champion Total Parry. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (37-22-0,148) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (33-25-2,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (133-69-0,289) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) (270-188-4,221) of RHYME TYME. ALMOST PRETTY was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. Mod Cod, still the Champion of the Horn and overall popularity leader, is our top-ranked Lunger. Almost Pretty is not a stylemaster this turn. 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (116-87-0,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight. The glorious Matador is our best Wall of Steel. THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (83-80-1,233) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided competition. BEDDER (18-10043) (60-99-3,215) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . BEDDER was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven melee. Bedder is our master Striker. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (33-31-0,131) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-7) (0-0-0,110) of . CHATROOMMATE vanquished EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute one- sided duel. Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge. I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (32-57-0,75) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute duel. I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's premier Basher. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (33-48-1,25) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match. Alas, that is all I know to report on this glorious spring day. May you have a delightful fortnight until we meet again! -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 271 188 4 263 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 84 80 1 244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 117 87 0 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 92 84 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 133 70 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -OBROJOBO 7-5869 76 57 2 207 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR BEDDER 18-10043 60 100 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA -ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 42 0 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 18 1 175 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 30 28 0 161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 38 22 0 157 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 34 31 0 137 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 23 2 133 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 26 2 122 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -TANE 74-4543 20 4 0 64 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV -QUIET LONER 75-3699 16 6 0 54 SWORD FOR HIRE (165) JADE MOUNTAIN I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 32 58 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 33 49 1 16 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge match. BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. ALMOST PRETTY was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided competition. BEDDER was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven melee. CHATROOMMATE vanquished EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. I'M POWERLESS lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute duel. DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 0 71 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 0 61 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 8 - 0 38 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 12 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 145 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 271 188 4 263 RHYME TYME (385) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 117 87 0 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 92 84 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 60 100 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 30 28 0 161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 34 31 0 137 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 23 2 133 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 32 58 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, BEDDER 18-10043, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The least popular fighter this week was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496. The other ten least popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 60 100 3 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 23 2 133 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 33 49 1 16 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 84 80 1 244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 271 188 4 263 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 32 58 0 47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 18 1 175 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE