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Date   : 03/21/2017    Duedate: 04/03/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 145

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   60   38   2 61.2    3 RHYME TYME 55/385    375  317   3 54.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  4-SENTINELS 7/354      194  217   3 47.2
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  604  433   2 58.2    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  280  351   5 44.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations, mighty heroes of Storm Rock!
     There were ten fights today, including three challenges which were, of course, 
posted by the Big Lake guild.  Six fights included members of the stand-in team, which 
means that just fourteen gladiators participated. That is disappointing.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (33-22-2,166) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (29-28-0,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by HARD 
KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Inigo Montoya is our premier 
Slasher, while Hard Knocks is the supreme Aimed Blow and this turn's favorite fighter. 
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (37-17-1,177) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged JELLO 
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (91-84-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was handily 
defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge match. Jello Knuckles is our 
champion Total Parry. 
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (37-22-0,148) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (33-25-2,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished TANTRUM 
YOGA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
     ALMOST PRETTY (42-4496) (133-69-0,289) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(270-188-4,221) of RHYME TYME.  ALMOST PRETTY was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title match.  Mod Cod, still the Champion of the Horn and overall 
popularity leader, is our top-ranked Lunger. Almost Pretty is not a stylemaster this 
turn.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (116-87-0,231) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK 
(107-24) (0-0-0,181) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute one-sided fight.  The glorious Matador is our best Wall of Steel.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (83-80-1,233) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute 
one-sided competition.
     BEDDER (18-10043) (60-99-3,215) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  BEDDER was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven 
melee.  Bedder is our master Striker.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (33-31-0,131) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought EVIL INPUTTER 
(107-7) (0-0-0,110) of  .  CHATROOMMATE vanquished EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (32-57-0,75) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 
popular 1 minute duel.  I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's premier Basher.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (33-48-1,25) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
     Alas, that is all I know to report on this glorious spring day.  May you have a 
delightful fortnight until we meet again!

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             271 188  4  263  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      84  80  1  244  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    117  87  0  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       92  84  0  223  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       133  70  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              76  57  2  207  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              60 100  3  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  42  0  188  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       37  18  1  175  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          30  28  0  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        38  22  0  157  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        34  31  0  137  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        33  23  2  133  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  26  2  122  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TANE 74-4543                 20   4  0   64  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
-QUIET LONER 75-3699          16   6  0   54  SWORD FOR HIRE (165)       JADE MOUNTAIN
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        32  58  0   47  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        33  49  1   16  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BURM WOLFSNARL vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALMOST PRETTY was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BEDDER was handily defeated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished EVIL INPUTTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS lost to ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   6 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 145 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           271 188  4  263 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  117  87  0  237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     92  84  0  223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            60 100  3  190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        30  28  0  161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      34  31  0  137 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      33  23  2  133 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      32  58  0   47 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 
55-2638, BEDDER 18-10043, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

The least popular fighter this week was ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             60 100  3  190  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       33  23  2  133  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       33  49  1   16  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     84  80  1  244  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            271 188  4  263  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       32  58  0   47  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      37  18  1  175  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE