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Date : 04/04/2017 Duedate: 04/17/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 146
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 61 40 2 60.4 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 376 317 3 54.3
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 4-SENTINELS 7/354 194 217 3 47.2
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 281 352 5 44.4
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 609 436 2 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Joyous Salutations, Heroes of Storm Rock!
There were ten fights today, three of which were hallenges from the Big Lake
guild. All three challenges were to members of the Color Me Suave team. Is there a
hard feeling there, or is it just that the Suave fighters are more worthy opponents
than other might be? I do not know, but I hope so. After all, Color Me Suave has
three of the eight stylemasters. I am disappointed that no fights today were truly
exciting or action packed. Ha! I have become as jaded as the rest of the spectators.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (38-22-0,157) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM
YOGA (42-4563) (33-26-2,122) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM
YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (37-18-1,175) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged ALMOST
PRETTY (42-4496) (133-70-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by
ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (33-23-2,133) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS
(42-4555) (30-28-0,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by
HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Inigo Montoya is Storm Rock's most
fearsome Slasher, while Hard Knocks is the most formidable Aimed Blow and this turn's
favorite fighter.
MOD COD (55-2638) (271-188-4,263) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(92-84-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute
mismatched Title match. Mod Cod is, of course, our Champion of the Horn and the best
Lunger around, also the overall popularity leader, while Jello Knuckles is our most
highly celebrated Total Parry.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (117-87-0,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS
INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER
in a 2 minute mismatched fight. The Matador is our greatest Wall of Steel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (84-80-1,244) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
in a 2 minute one-sided competition. Defeating the Arenamaster, that is a feat to be
celebrated!
BEDDER (18-10043) (60-100-3,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of . BEDDER was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven
duel. Bedder is our fair arena's top Striker.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (34-31-0,137) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150) of . CHATROOMMATE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 3 minute gory uneven
duel. Chatroommate still enjoys the title of best Parry-Lunge.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (32-58-0,47) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED PIRATE
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING
in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (33-49-1,16) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
1 minute one-sided match. Dirty Diapers is Storm Rock's most highly recognized
Basher.
And that, noble Lord Protectors, is the totality of my report. Until next time,
fare well!
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 272 188 4 278 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 85 80 1 257 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 118 87 0 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496 134 70 0 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 92 85 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869 76 57 2 207 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204 36 42 0 188 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 60 101 3 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 19 1 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 31 28 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 39 22 0 163 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 35 31 0 157 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 24 2 137 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 33 27 2 125 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 18 13 1 68 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
-TANE 74-4543 20 4 0 64 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 34 49 1 34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 32 59 0 28 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BEDDER was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 5 - 0 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 146 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 272 188 4 278 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 118 87 0 243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 92 85 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 60 101 3 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 31 28 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 35 31 0 157 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 24 2 137 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 34 49 1 34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, MOD
COD 55-2638, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 60 101 3 183 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 33 24 2 137 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 34 49 1 34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 85 80 1 257 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 272 188 4 278 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 32 59 0 28 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 37 19 1 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June. We hope
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-- RSI