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Date   : 04/04/2017    Duedate: 04/17/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 146

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   61   40   2 60.4    3 RHYME TYME 55/385    376  317   3 54.3
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   4-SENTINELS 7/354      194  217   3 47.2
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  281  352   5 44.4
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  609  436   2 58.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Joyous Salutations, Heroes of Storm Rock!
     There were ten fights today, three of which were hallenges from the Big Lake 
guild.  All three challenges were to members of the Color Me Suave team.  Is there a 
hard feeling there, or is it just that the Suave fighters are more worthy opponents 
than other might be?  I do not know, but I hope so.  After all, Color Me Suave has 
three of the eight stylemasters.  I am disappointed that no fights today were truly 
exciting or action packed. Ha!  I have become as jaded as the rest of the spectators.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (38-22-0,157) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (33-26-2,122) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM 
YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (37-18-1,175) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged ALMOST 
PRETTY (42-4496) (133-70-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by 
ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (33-23-2,133) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (30-28-0,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by 
HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Inigo Montoya is Storm Rock's most 
fearsome Slasher, while Hard Knocks is the most formidable Aimed Blow and this turn's 
favorite fighter.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (271-188-4,263) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) 
(92-84-0,223) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title match.  Mod Cod is, of course, our Champion of the Horn and the best 
Lunger around, also the overall popularity leader, while Jello Knuckles is our most 
highly celebrated Total Parry.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (117-87-0,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS 
INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
in a 2 minute mismatched fight.  The Matador is our greatest Wall of Steel.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (84-80-1,244) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
in a 2 minute one-sided competition.  Defeating the Arenamaster, that is a feat to be 
celebrated!
     BEDDER (18-10043) (60-100-3,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200) of  .  BEDDER was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven 
duel.  Bedder is our fair arena's top Striker.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (34-31-0,137) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,150) of  .  CHATROOMMATE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 3 minute gory uneven 
duel.  Chatroommate still enjoys the title of best Parry-Lunge.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (32-58-0,47) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED PIRATE 
KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (33-49-1,16) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 
1 minute one-sided match.  Dirty Diapers is Storm Rock's most highly recognized 
Basher.
     And that, noble Lord Protectors, is the totality of my report.  Until next time, 
fare well!

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             272 188  4  278  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      85  80  1  257  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    118  87  0  243  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496       134  70  0  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       92  85  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OBROJOBO 7-5869              76  57  2  207  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
-ANZAHANZEK 7-6204            36  42  0  188  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043              60 101  3  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       37  19  1  180  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          31  28  0  167  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        39  22  0  163  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        35  31  0  157  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        33  24  2  137  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         33  27  2  125  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       18  13  1   68  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
-TANE 74-4543                 20   4  0   64  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        34  49  1   34  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        32  59  0   28  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by ALMOST PRETTY in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA was viciously subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BEDDER was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered FLOYD in a popular 3 minute gory uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   5 -  0      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 146 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           272 188  4  278 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  118  87  0  243 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     92  85  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            60 101  3  183 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        31  28  0  167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      35  31  0  157 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      33  24  2  137 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      34  49  1   34 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, MOD 
COD 55-2638, ALMOST PRETTY 42-4496, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             60 101  3  183  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       33  24  2  137  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       34  49  1   34  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     85  80  1  257  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            272 188  4  278  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       32  59  0   28  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      37  19  1  180  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

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