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Date : 05/16/2017 Duedate: 05/29/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 149
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 67 45 2 59.8 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 379 317 3 54.5
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 285 354 6 44.6
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 619 449 2 58.0 5 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 1 0 0 100
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
Storm Rock,
I bruised Jello Knuckles.
There were no chuckles.
Though he did squawk
I did not balk.
Now I've been here three turns.
I wish I got learns.
-- Mod Cod
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hail and driving rain, brave warriors of Storm Rock!
Ha! I made a play upon words, although this is not my native tongue. Most
seriously, I am glad to address you all once again.
There were just nine fights today, two of them challenges. Three fights involved
stand-ins. Which means that fifteen actual gladiators participated. I grieve! But I
would like to congratulate Suave's guild for having five stylemasters this turn.
And... let's all give a big welcome to the Ladies of Quality, and that team's sole
representative, Spice, who has also earned a stylemaster title today.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (34-25-2,151) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (35-33-0,130) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA devastated CHATROOMMATE in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Mr. Montoya is the highest-ranked Slasher,
while Chatroommate is not a stylemaster this turn.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (41-22-0,176) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (61-102-3,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL subdued BEDDER in an
exciting 2 minute Challenge melee. Bedder is the top-ranked Striker of Storm Rock.
MOD COD (55-2638) (274-188-4,335) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(87-80-1,276) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute
mismatched Title duel. And so, Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn, top Lunger,
and overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (118-89-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE
BEARDED (81-801) (38-20-1,182) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered SYE
THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided fight. The Matador is our premier Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (93-86-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181) of . JELLO KNUCKLES devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel. Jello Knuckles is the supreme Total Parry of this
arena.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (31-30-0,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-
0,150) of . HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued FLOYD in a popular 2 minute gruesome
competition. Hard Knocks is Storm Rock's reigning Aimed Blow.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (34-28-2,150) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought EVIL INPUTTER (107-
7) (0-0-0,110) of . TANTRUM YOGA won victory over EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute duel.
Mr. Yoga is Storm Rock's best Parry-Lunge.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (33-60-0,58) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640)
(19-14-4,75) of LADIES OF QUALITY. I'M POWERLESS lost to SPICE in a popular 1 minute
duel. Spice has taken the honor of top Basher away from I'm Powerless!
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (36-49-2,49) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought THE ANXIOUS MAN
(8-5589) (18-14-1,33) of HOYT FOUNDATION. DIRTY DIAPERS won victory over THE ANXIOUS
MAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
And that, courageous ones, is all the news that I can scrape together. Please
bring your friends to fight in this arena.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 275 188 4 350 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 94 86 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 87 81 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 119 89 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 42 22 0 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 61 103 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 38 21 1 182 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 32 30 0 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 25 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 35 28 2 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 35 34 0 128 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 20 14 4 77 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 33 61 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-SHEWISH HORROR 74-4586 18 4 0 58 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 37 49 2 53 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 18 15 1 32 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
ALL -- Please remember that your home arena is part of your warrior's ADM id. If you
forget to put it on your strategy sheet it can cause delay in input or your warrior to
miss a turn. -- NAIEI
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL subdued BEDDER in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued FLOYD in a popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over EVIL INPUTTER in a 2 minute duel.
I'M POWERLESS lost to SPICE in a popular 1 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS won victory over THE ANXIOUS MAN in a popular 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 149 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 275 188 4 350 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 94 86 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 119 89 0 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 61 103 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 32 30 0 168 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 25 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 35 28 2 152 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK SPICE 7-6640 20 14 4 77 LADIES OF QUALITY (429)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, BEDDER 18-10043, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, MOD COD 55-2638, SPICE 7-6640, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.
The least popular fighter this week was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071,
SPICE 7-6640, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 20 14 4 77 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 18 15 1 32 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
BEDDER 18-10043 61 103 3 189 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 25 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 37 49 2 53 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 94 86 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 275 188 4 350 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 33 61 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 42 22 0 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.
He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener. She was
getting more erratic. More chaotic. That would be the effect of the Grey Wand. It
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always. She had turned his
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the
Academy to a frog-leg dinner. That had been, ah, bad. Yes, very bad.
But here he was entering her chambers. With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD
news. And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous. But some things had to be done.
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the
next tourney prize, Lady. I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
"I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped. Or
was that a snarl? "These managers are getting above themselves. They act like I
created the arena system for their amusement! There will be one standard prize for
all the tourneys. Just one."
He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass. Perhaps it
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good. And if he said the wrong thing, well,
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on? The managers expect--"
She exploded. A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish. He stepped backward, then
again. The blast had blown the door open behind him. If he could make it out before
something else happened--
"Ribbit! Ribbit!"