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Date : 05/30/2017 Duedate: 06/12/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 150
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 68 48 2 58.6 4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 287 354 6 44.8
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 5 BAD SIGNS 83/397 11 28 0 28.2
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 625 450 2 58.1 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 380 317 3 54.5 6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 1 1 0 50.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
2, 4, 6, 8, who do you appreciate?
-- Mod Cod
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Joyous Salutations, valiant defenders of Storm Rock!
There were just ten fights today, but they were good ones. Once again, I must
commend the fighters of the Big Lake guild for taking the initiative to post
challenges. Unfortunately they lost three of four challenge matches. There were no
avoids, indicating that the favorite challenge targets of the Big Lakers do not fear
them. Nor do the Big Lake fighters show fear. Of course, posting avoids is not
necessarily a sign of fear. It is more often just a tool to make sure one's challenges
go through. And I think it should be used more often.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (38-21-1,182) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged JELLO
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (94-86-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by
JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Jello Knuckles is our most highly
ranked Total Parry, so I was surprised at such a short fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (42-22-0,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (61-103-3,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was vanquished by BEDDER in
a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle. Bedder is top Striker and was also voted this
turn's favorite fighter.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (35-25-2,158) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (35-34-0,128) of CENTER FOR OLDS. INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. As usual, Inigo Montoya is the
highest-ranked Slasher.
THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (18-15-1,32) of HOYT FOUNDATION challenged SPICE (7-
6640) (20-14-4,77) of LADIES OF QUALITY. THE ANXIOUS MAN overpowered SPICE in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOD COD (55-2638) (275-188-4,350) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(119-89-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. The Matador is our most beloved Wall of Steel. Mod Cod is
our most highly celebrated Lunger. And I thank you, sir, for your amusing poem last
turn, which leaves no doubt of why you are the overall popularity leader. There is no
poem this time, but I hope to see another one next time.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (87-81-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (32-30-0,168) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . HARD KNOCKS handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute
uneven melee. Hard Knocks is our most dangerous Aimed Blow, and he deserved better
than to face a stand-in.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (35-28-2,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-
275) (23-29-0,148) of BAD SIGNS. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute
uneven fight. Tantrum Yoga is Storm Rock's premier Parry-Lunge.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-14-0,26) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (37-49-2,53) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Being vanquished by dirty diapers really is a
bad sign, so it is no wonder that Spawn's Blue Beer was voted this turn's least
favorite fighter.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (33-61-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS beat ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular
1 minute melee. I'm Powerless is, as usual, our most puissant Basher.
My valiant ones, that is all there is to report until next time. And so, may you
practice well and learn much.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 276 188 4 375 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 86 0 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 88 81 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 62 103 3 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 119 90 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 42 23 0 181 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 38 22 1 179 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 33 30 0 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 36 28 2 161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 36 34 0 159 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 30 0 141 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 26 2 134 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 15 1 69 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 61 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 38 49 2 59 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-SHEWISH HORROR 74-4586 18 4 0 58 ARGONAUTS (422) DAYLA KIV
SPICE 7-6640 20 15 4 45 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 20 15 0 23 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was vanquished by BEDDER in a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE ANXIOUS MAN overpowered SPICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS beat ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 150 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 276 188 4 375 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 86 0 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 62 103 3 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 119 90 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 33 30 0 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 36 28 2 161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 26 2 134 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 61 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, THE ANXIOUS MAN
8-5589, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403. The other ten
least popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SPICE
7-6640, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, TANTRUM
YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 20 15 4 45 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 15 1 69 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
BEDDER 18-10043 62 103 3 214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 35 26 2 134 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 38 49 2 59 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 86 0 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 276 188 4 375 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 61 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 42 23 0 181 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 30 0 141 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.