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Date   : 05/30/2017    Duedate: 06/12/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 150

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   68   48   2 58.6    4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  287  354   6 44.8
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  5 BAD SIGNS 83/397      11   28   0 28.2
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  625  450   2 58.1      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    380  317   3 54.5    6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    1    1   0 50.0

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Champion of the Horn

     2, 4, 6, 8, who do you appreciate?  

                                          -- Mod Cod

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Joyous Salutations, valiant defenders of Storm Rock!
     There were just ten fights today, but they were good ones.  Once again, I must 
commend the fighters of the Big Lake guild for taking the initiative to post 
challenges.  Unfortunately they lost three of four challenge matches.   There were no 
avoids, indicating that the favorite challenge targets of the Big Lakers do not fear 
them.  Nor do the Big Lake fighters show fear.  Of course, posting avoids is not 
necessarily a sign of fear. It is more often just a tool to make sure one's challenges 
go through.  And I think it should be used more often.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (38-21-1,182) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged JELLO 
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (94-86-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 
JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Jello Knuckles is our most highly 
ranked Total Parry, so I was surprised at such a short fight.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (42-22-0,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (61-103-3,189) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was vanquished by BEDDER in 
a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Bedder is top Striker and was also voted this 
turn's favorite fighter.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (35-25-2,158) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged CHATROOMMATE 
(18-10034) (35-34-0,128) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. As usual, Inigo Montoya is the 
highest-ranked Slasher.
     THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (18-15-1,32) of HOYT FOUNDATION challenged SPICE (7-
6640) (20-14-4,77) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  THE ANXIOUS MAN overpowered SPICE in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge match.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (275-188-4,350) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(119-89-0,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  The Matador is our most beloved Wall of Steel.  Mod Cod is 
our most highly celebrated Lunger.  And I thank you, sir, for your amusing poem last 
turn, which leaves no doubt of why you are the overall popularity leader.  There is no 
poem this time, but I hope to see another one next time. 
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (87-81-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 
minute mismatched brawl.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (32-30-0,168) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER 
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of  .  HARD KNOCKS handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute 
uneven melee.  Hard Knocks is our most dangerous Aimed Blow, and he deserved better 
than to face a stand-in.
     TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (35-28-2,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-
275) (23-29-0,148) of BAD SIGNS.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute 
uneven fight.  Tantrum Yoga is Storm Rock's premier Parry-Lunge.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-14-0,26) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (37-49-2,53) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Being vanquished by dirty diapers really is a 
bad sign, so it is no wonder that Spawn's Blue Beer was voted this turn's least 
favorite fighter.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (33-61-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  I'M POWERLESS beat ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 
1 minute melee.  I'm Powerless is, as usual, our most puissant Basher.
     My valiant ones, that is all there is to report until next time.  And so, may you 
practice well and learn much.

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             276 188  4  375  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       95  86  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      88  81  1  221  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              62 103  3  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    119  90  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        42  23  0  181  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       38  22  1  179  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          33  30  0  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         36  28  2  161  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        36  34  0  159  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  30  0  141  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        35  26  2  134  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       19  15  1   69  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        34  61  0   61  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        38  49  2   59  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SHEWISH HORROR 74-4586       18   4  0   58  ARGONAUTS (422)            DAYLA KIV
 SPICE 7-6640                 20  15  4   45  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     20  15  0   23  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was vanquished by BEDDER in a 3 minute uneven Challenge battle.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
THE ANXIOUS MAN overpowered SPICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS beat ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a popular 1 minute melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 150 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           276 188  4  375 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     95  86  0  232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            62 103  3  214 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  119  90  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        33  30  0  170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       36  28  2  161 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      35  26  2  134 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   I'M POWERLESS 59-2629      34  61  0   61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, THE ANXIOUS MAN 
8-5589, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SPICE 
7-6640, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, TANTRUM 
YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                20  15  4   45  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589      19  15  1   69  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 BEDDER 18-10043             62 103  3  214  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       35  26  2  134  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       38  49  2   59  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      95  86  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            276 188  4  375  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       34  61  0   61  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       42  23  0  181  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       23  30  0  141  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.