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Date : 06/13/2017 Duedate: 06/26/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 151
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 70 50 2 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 5 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 1 2 0 33.3
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 629 453 2 58.1 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 12 29 0 29.3
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 381 317 3 54.6 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
4 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 288 355 6 44.8
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Champion of the Horn
I will go far
'Cuz I just beat a car.
-- MC
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Salutations, O Mighty Ones!
It is a pleasing jest. Members of the team Bad Signs avoided the team My
Pets, which is not present in Storm Rock at all. Considering that I have been
urging you all to post avoids, this is quite amusing. My congratulations to
Spawn's Blue Beer and Out for a Duck upon their sally.
There were three challenges, all of them, as usual, posted by the Big
Lake guild.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (42-23-0,181) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged
BEDDER (18-10043) (62-103-3,214) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL
devastated BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. This is most
unusual! As always, Bedder is the most highly renowned Striker of Storm Rock,
and would have been expedted to win.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (38-22-1,179) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (33-30-0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED lost
to HARD KNOCKS in an action packed 1 minute Challenge battle. It was a good
challenge, and fairly lost. Hard Knocks is our fair arena's most respected
Aimed Blow.
THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (19-15-1,69) of HOYT FOUNDATION challenged
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (20-15-0,23) of BAD SIGNS. THE ANXIOUS MAN was
subdued by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute Challenge fight. It appears that
Spawn's Blue Beer did not need to spoil his jest by avoiding this opponent.
MOD COD (55-2638) (276-188-4,375) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (95-86-0,232) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES
in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl. Naturally, Mod Cod is
still our highest ranked Lunger, overall popularity leader, and Champion of
the Horn. Jello Knuckles is our most respected Total Parry.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (88-81-1,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO
(107-25) (0-0-0,181) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute competition. Hmm, well done, and Clotto is a chilling
fellow indeed. Who would have thought the Gladiatorial Commission would
employ a sinister clown in the stand-in team? Brr!
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (119-90-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER
WOLFWALKER (107-11) (0-0-0,220) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR savagely defeated
AMBER WOLFWALKER in an exciting 2 minute struggle. The Matador is our premier
Wall of Steel.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (36-34-0,159) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO
MONTOYA (33-8054) (35-26-2,134) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE was handily
defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute uneven fight. As he often is, Inigo
Montoya is this arena's best Slasher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (36-28-2,161) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A
DUCK (83-275) (23-30-0,141) of BAD SIGNS. TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued OUT
FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel. Mr. Yoga is our highest rated Parry-
Lunge, and perhaps Out for a Duck should have avoided him? But then I do not
believe that avoids work against random matches. Ah well.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-61-0,61) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED
PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by
CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel. It is, it is a glorious thing
to be a pirate king.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (38-49-2,59) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE
(7-6640) (20-15-4,45) of LADIES OF QUALITY. DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated
SPICE in an exciting 2 minute gruesome fight. Dirty Diapers is Storm Rock's
most celebrated Basher.
That, my heroes, is the sum total of reportable events in Storm Rock this
turn. I lament that my reports are so formulaic. I shall attempt to find
something new to say next time.
With many respectful salutations,
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 277 188 4 391 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 89 81 1 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 120 90 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 87 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 23 0 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 34 30 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 62 104 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 38 23 1 170 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 37 28 2 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 36 26 2 159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 31 0 143 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 36 35 0 139 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 39 49 2 66 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 12 2 65 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 21 15 0 53 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SPICE 7-6640 20 16 4 45 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 16 1 43 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 62 0 35 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
The Anxious Man -- Relax, guy. Have some fun. See you next dance. -- Spice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED lost to HARD KNOCKS in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
THE ANXIOUS MAN was subdued by SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished JELLO KNUCKLES in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR savagely defeated AMBER WOLFWALKER in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by INIGO MONTOYA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS savagely defeated SPICE in a exciting 2 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 2 - 0 90 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 151 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 277 188 4 391 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 120 90 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 87 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 34 30 0 189 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 62 104 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 37 28 2 163 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 36 26 2 159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 39 49 2 66 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPICE 7-6640, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, and SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589, BEDDER
18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, SYE
THE BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPICE 7-6640, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 20 16 4 45 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 16 1 43 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
BEDDER 18-10043 62 104 3 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 36 26 2 159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 39 49 2 66 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 89 81 1 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 277 188 4 391 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 62 0 35 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 23 0 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 31 0 143 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND (816)
SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS (13)
DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (654)
PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609 (7525)
WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 (9245)
CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM (5164)
HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2 (6034)
EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT (136)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes