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Date : 06/27/2017 Duedate: 07/10/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 152
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 632 457 2 58.0 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 289 356 6 44.8
2 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 71 53 2 57.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 12 31 0 27.9
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 382 317 3 54.6 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
4 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 2 2 1 50.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Salutations, mighty heroes of Storm Rock!
Once again, Spawn's Blue Beer and Out for a Duck avoided the team My Pets. It is
less amusing this time, but more mysterious. There were ten fights, the same as last
time. And there were three stand-in opponents, also the same as last time. Also
there were just eight stylemasters, like last time. So, there cannot actually be a
stylemaster in every fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (21-15-0,53) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS
(38-5071) (39-49-2,66) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by
DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Dirty Diapers is our premier Basher.
MOD COD (55-2638) (277-188-4,391) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(89-81-1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a popular 1
minute one-sided Title melee. Mod Cod is our most revered Lunger, and of course the
Champion of the Horn. It is a great pity he does not challenge or write a column, and
yet he is still the overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (120-90-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL
(81-113) (43-23-0,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM
WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. The Matador is our reigning Wall of
Steel, and Burm Wolfsnarl is the top Total Parry.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (34-30-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181) of . HARD KNOCKS was defeated by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
Hard Knocks is our best Aimed Blow.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (95-87-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER
in a popular 3 minute duel. Jello Knuckles is no longer our highest ranked Total
Parry, having been supplanted by Mr. Wolfsnarl.
BEDDER (18-10043) (62-104-3,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (38-23-1,170) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1
minute mismatched brawl. Bedder is the best Striker here. I am sorry to report that
the Bearded one was voted this turn's least popular. However, that shadow will pass
quickly.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (36-26-2,159) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA
(42-4563) (37-28-2,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a
action packed 2 minute gruesome melee. Mr. Montoya is the top Slasher, while Tantrum
Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (23-31-0,143) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(36-35-0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by
CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute duel. How fortunate (and how mysterious) it was,
that Out for a Duck did not have to face one of My Pets. Chatroommate was voted this
turn's most admired fighter.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-62-0,35) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640)
(20-16-4,45) of LADIES OF QUALITY. I'M POWERLESS was barely slain by SPICE in a
popular 1 minute fight. Oh no! We have not had a death here in some time! Woe!
THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (19-16-1,43) of HOYT FOUNDATION fought ALASTARIAN
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . THE ANXIOUS MAN was overpowered by ALASTARIAN
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
The Unknown Spymaster claimed that everyone avoided The Hoyt Foundation, but my
information says this is not correct. Unless My Pets is another name for the Big Lake
guild?
And that, my heroes, is all that has occurred in the arena today. Until two
weeks pass, may you spend pleasant days and thrilling nights. Especially you, I'm
Powerless.
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 278 188 4 406 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 121 90 0 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 89 82 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 63 104 3 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 24 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 95 88 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 34 31 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 37 26 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 38 24 1 164 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 37 29 2 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 37 35 0 149 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 32 0 140 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 40 49 2 77 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SPICE 7-6640 21 16 5 54 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 21 16 0 46 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 63 0 35 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 17 1 26 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 63 0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375 SPICE 7-6640 152
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was defeated by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BEDDER overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute duel.
I'M POWERLESS was barely slain by SPICE in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE ANXIOUS MAN was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 2 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 152 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 278 188 4 406 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 121 90 0 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 63 104 3 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 24 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 34 31 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 37 26 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 37 29 2 162 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 40 49 2 77 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and SPICE 7-6640.
The least popular fighter this week was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPICE 7-6640, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 1 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 21 16 5 54 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 17 1 26 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
BEDDER 18-10043 63 104 3 200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 37 26 2 172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 40 49 2 77 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 121 90 0 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 278 188 4 406 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 63 0 35 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 24 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 23 32 0 140 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE