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Date   : 06/27/2017    Duedate: 07/10/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 152

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  632  457   2 58.0      LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  289  356   6 44.8
  2 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   71   53   2 57.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 BAD SIGNS 83/397      12   31   0 27.9
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    382  317   3 54.6      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    2    2   1 50.0

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Salutations, mighty heroes of Storm Rock!
     Once again, Spawn's Blue Beer and Out for a Duck avoided the team My Pets. It is 
less amusing this time, but more mysterious.  There were ten fights, the same as last 
time.  And there were three stand-in opponents, also the same as last time.  Also 
there were just eight stylemasters, like last time.  So, there cannot actually be a 
stylemaster in every fight.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (21-15-0,53) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS 
(38-5071) (39-49-2,66) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by 
DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Dirty Diapers is our premier Basher.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (277-188-4,391) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) 
(89-81-1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Title melee.  Mod Cod is our most revered Lunger, and of course the 
Champion of the Horn.  It is a great pity he does not challenge or write a column, and 
yet he is still the overall popularity leader.
     1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (120-90-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL 
(81-113) (43-23-0,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM 
WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  The Matador is our reigning Wall of 
Steel, and Burm Wolfsnarl is the top Total Parry.
     HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (34-30-0,189) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-
0-0,181) of  .  HARD KNOCKS was defeated by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.  
Hard Knocks is our best Aimed Blow.
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (95-87-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER 
(107-11) (0-0-0,220) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER 
in a popular 3 minute duel.  Jello Knuckles is no longer our highest ranked Total 
Parry, having been supplanted by Mr. Wolfsnarl.
     BEDDER (18-10043) (62-104-3,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (38-23-1,170) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 
minute mismatched brawl.  Bedder is the best Striker here. I am sorry to report that 
the Bearded one was voted this turn's least popular.  However, that shadow will pass 
quickly.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (36-26-2,159) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA 
(42-4563) (37-28-2,163) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a 
action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.  Mr. Montoya is the top Slasher, while Tantrum 
Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.
     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (23-31-0,143) of BAD SIGNS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) 
(36-35-0,139) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by 
CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute duel.  How fortunate (and how mysterious) it was, 
that Out for a Duck did not have to face one of My Pets.  Chatroommate was voted this 
turn's most admired fighter.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-62-0,35) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640) 
(20-16-4,45) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  I'M POWERLESS was barely slain by SPICE in a 
popular 1 minute fight.  Oh no!  We have not had a death here in some time!  Woe!
     THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) (19-16-1,43) of HOYT FOUNDATION fought ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER (107-1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  THE ANXIOUS MAN was overpowered by ALASTARIAN 
DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
     The Unknown Spymaster claimed that everyone avoided The Hoyt Foundation, but my 
information says this is not correct.  Unless My Pets is another name for the Big Lake 
guild?
     And that, my heroes, is all that has occurred in the arena today.  Until two 
weeks pass, may you spend pleasant days and thrilling nights. Especially you, I'm 
Powerless. 
                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             278 188  4  406  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    121  90  0  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      89  82  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              63 104  3  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        43  24  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       95  88  0  196  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          34  31  0  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        37  26  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       38  24  1  164  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         37  29  2  162  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        37  35  0  149  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  32  0  140  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        40  49  2   77  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SPICE 7-6640                 21  16  5   54  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     21  16  0   46  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        34  63  0   35  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       19  17  1   26  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629     34  63  0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375   SPICE 7-6640              152

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was defeated by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BEDDER overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
INIGO MONTOYA defeated TANTRUM YOGA in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by CHATROOMMATE in a popular 4 minute duel.
I'M POWERLESS was barely slain by SPICE in a popular 1 minute fight.
THE ANXIOUS MAN was overpowered by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  10 -  2      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 152 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           278 188  4  406 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  121  90  0  237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            63 104  3  200 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      43  24  0  198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        34  31  0  180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      37  26  2  172 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       37  29  2  162 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      40  49  2   77 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and SPICE 7-6640.

The least popular fighter this week was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SPICE 7-6640, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 1  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                21  16  5   54  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589      19  17  1   26  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 BEDDER 18-10043             63 104  3  200  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       37  26  2  172  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       40  49  2   77  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   121  90  0  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            278 188  4  406  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       34  63  0   35  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       43  24  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       23  32  0  140  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE