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Date   : 07/11/2017    Duedate: 07/24/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 153

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    3    2   1 60.0    4 RHYME TYME 55/385    383  317   3 54.7
    LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429                   5 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  290  357   6 44.8
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  635  461   2 57.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397      12   31   0 27.9
  3 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427   73   55   2 57.0      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Joyous Salutations!
     Storm Rock had just nine fights today, with three stand-ins, which means that 
fifteen gladiators took part.  There were three challenges, all of them posted by the 
Big Lake guild as usual.
     BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (43-24-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (63-104-3,200) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by 
BEDDER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is the most highly celebrated 
Total Parry, while Bedder is the arena's best Striker and also this turn's favorite 
fighter.
     SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (38-24-1,164) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM 
YOGA (42-4563) (37-29-2,162) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED demolished TANTRUM 
YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
     INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (37-26-2,172) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS 
(42-4555) (34-31-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA won victory over HARD KNOCKS 
in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.  Mr. Montoya is our most admired Slasher, and Hard 
Knocks is the most highly recognized Aimed Blow.
     MOD COD (55-2638) (278-188-4,406) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(121-90-0,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute 
one-sided Title fight.  Mod Cod is the top-ranked Lunger, overall popularity leader, 
and, of course, the Champion of the Horn.  The Matador is our most respected Wall of 
Steel.
     THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (89-82-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) 
(0-0-0,181) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute 
brutal one-sided duel.  Clotto is terrifying, is he not?
     JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (95-88-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to TELGOR in a popular 2 minute 
competition.
     CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (37-35-0,149) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,150) of  .  CHATROOMMATE handily defeated FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute 
gruesome uneven melee.  Of course, Chatroommate is the arena's best Parry-Lunge.
     I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-63-0,35) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640) 
(21-16-5,54) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  I'M POWERLESS was defeated by SPICE in an action 
packed 1 minute duel.
     DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (40-49-2,77) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought THE ANXIOUS MAN 
(8-5589) (19-17-1,26) of HOYT FOUNDATION.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered THE ANXIOUS MAN 
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Alas!  The Anxious Man is not loved this day.  Perhaps 
next turn will be better. Dirty Diapers is Storm Rock's most highly ranked Basher.
     This has not been much to say, but I must admit it was not much of a fight day.  
Let us hope that more people will come next time.
     With best wishes for your health and prosperity, 

                                       -- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             279 188  4  433  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      90  82  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              64 104  3  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    121  91  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        43  25  0  195  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       95  89  0  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        38  26  2  183  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       39  24  1  178  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          34  32  0  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        38  35  0  163  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         37  30  2  157  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        23  32  0  140  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ZURGO AXELORD 21-8322        24  22  1   95  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        41  49  2   79  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-TSUNAMI ALERT 83-412         20  13  4   77  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SPICE 7-6640                 22  16  5   56  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     21  16  0   46  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        34  64  0   38  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589       19  18  1   29  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Mal -- Your warrior's home arena is part of their id.  You need to put the full id on 
your strategy sheets.  Spice is 7-6640, NOT 6640.  I have to look up your id every 
time you send in a strategy sheet without a full id.  This causes a delay in getting 
your warriors input, this can cause your warriors to miss a turn. -- NAIEI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by BEDDER in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED demolished TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA won victory over HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES slimly lost to TELGOR in a popular 2 minute competition.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute gruesome uneven melee.
I'M POWERLESS was defeated by SPICE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered THE ANXIOUS MAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   2 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  2      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 153 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           279 188  4  433 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            64 104  3  217 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  121  91  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      43  25  0  195 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      38  26  2  183 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        34  32  0  174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      38  35  0  163 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      41  49  2   79 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, and SPICE 7-6640.

The least popular fighter this week was THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, SPICE 7-6640, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  4 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                22  16  5   56  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589      19  18  1   29  HOYT FOUNDATION (427)      ARKERS
 BEDDER 18-10043             64 104  3  217  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       38  26  2  183  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIATOLI ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       41  49  2   79  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     90  82  1  218  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            279 188  4  433  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       34  64  0   38  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       43  25  0  195  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE