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Date : 07/25/2017 Duedate: 08/07/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 154
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-LADIES OF QUA 7/429 3 2 1 60.0 4 RHYME TYME 55/385 384 317 3 54.8
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 639 464 2 57.9 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 291 358 6 44.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 73 58 2 55.7 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 13 32 0 28.9
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well met, fearless gladiators of Storm Rock!
There were nine fights today, like last time. Unlike last time, there were just
two challenges, but like last time, they came from the Big Lake guild. This time
there were some avoids. The team Bad Signs avoided the team Ladies of Quality, and...
hm... also the team Sentinels, which was not present last turn or this turn. Strange.
There were no deaths at all, which is always a relief. And there are only eight
stylemasters at the moment, due to the low turnout in recent weeks.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (43-25-0,195) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (64-104-3,217) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by BEDDER in
a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Bedder is this arena's most celebrated
Striker, and was also voted this turn's favorite fighter.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (39-24-1,178) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (121-91-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was subdued by
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge melee. Of course, the Matador is our top-
ranked Wall of Steel. This was, in my view, a very brave challenge.
MOD COD (55-2638) (279-188-4,433) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499)
(90-82-1,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight. Once again, Mod Cod has covered himself in
glory! He is Champion of the Horn, most highly rated Lunger, AND the overall
popularity leader!
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (95-89-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute
one-sided fight. Well done! And Mr. Knuckles is our most respected Wall of Steel.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (38-26-2,183) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought TANTRUM YOGA
(42-4563) (37-30-2,157) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was demolished by TANTRUM
YOGA in a 2 minute mismatched competition. Mr. Montoya is our most highly rated
Slasher, while Tantrum Yoga is the most fearsome Parry-Lunge.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (38-35-0,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought OUT FOR A DUCK
(83-275) (23-32-0,140) of BAD SIGNS. CHATROOMMATE was narrowly defeated by OUT FOR A
DUCK in an exciting 4 minute struggle. Out for a Duck is our premier Aimed Blow.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (34-32-0,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER
(107-6) (0-0-0,130) of . HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1
minute uneven fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (21-16-0,46) of BAD SIGNS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (41-49-2,79) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY
DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Dirty Diapers is now the arena's best
Basher.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-64-0,38) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of . I'M POWERLESS lost to UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1
minute fight. Oh dear.
That, heroes of Storm Rock, is all your humble reporter can say this time. Please
bring your friends next turn, so we can enjoy a more varied day of combat.
With my warmest wishes for your health and good fortune,
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 280 188 4 448 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 65 104 3 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 122 91 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 90 83 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 96 89 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 26 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 38 30 2 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 39 25 1 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 27 2 162 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 32 0 162 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 38 36 0 149 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 34 33 0 142 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 42 49 2 85 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-TSUNAMI ALERT 83-412 20 13 4 77 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-SPICE 7-6640 22 16 5 56 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 21 17 0 44 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 65 0 41 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 18 1 29 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by BEDDER in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was subdued by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MOD COD demolished THE HYPHEN-DASH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was demolished by TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
CHATROOMMATE was narrowly defeated by OUT FOR A DUCK in a exciting 4 minute struggle.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS lost to UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a popular 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 0 85 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 154 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 280 188 4 448 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 65 104 3 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 122 91 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 96 89 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 38 30 2 187 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 27 2 162 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 32 0 162 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 42 49 2 85 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE 18-10034,
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.
The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403. The other ten
least popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977
AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 65 104 3 238 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 27 2 162 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIATOLI ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 42 49 2 85 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 122 91 0 218 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 280 188 4 448 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 65 0 41 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 43 26 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 32 0 162 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
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