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Date : 08/08/2017 Duedate: 08/21/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 155
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 645 465 2 58.1 5 BASHAHOLICS 59/375 292 359 6 44.9
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 HOYT FOUNDATI 8/427 74 60 2 55.2 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 13 32 0 28.9
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 384 318 3 54.7 7 DEADLINE 20/432 1 0 0 100
4 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 3 3 1 50.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Alas!
There were just nine fights in the arena today. And I did see a mild quarrel
outside the arena, which did not devolve into fisticuffs. As usual, two members of
the Big Lake guild challenged someone, but there were no avoids and no deaths. That,
of course, is a good thing.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (43-26-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM
YOGA (42-4563) (38-30-2,187) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL bested TANTRUM YOGA in
a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. Tantrum Yoga is this arena's best Parry-
Lunge, which is reportedly quite a difficult style.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (39-25-1,180) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged HARD
KNOCKS (42-4555) (34-33-0,142) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by
HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. This is not surprising, since Hard
Knocks is the arena's best Aimed Blow.
MOD COD (55-2638) (280-188-4,448) of RHYME TYME fought BEDDER (18-10043) (65-104-
3,238) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD was overpowered by BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched Title duel. Ah! Since the venerable Mod Cod has lost the Title, we
may see a column from Bedder. Bedder is our most highly ranked Striker and also,
naturally, the Champion of the Horn. However, Mod Cod remains our overall popularity
leader. And strangely, he was voted least popular this turn. I suppose some bettors
lost money on him today.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (122-91-0,218) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in an exciting 4
minute bloody fight. The Matador is still our best-recognized Wall of Steel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (90-83-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. The Hyphen-Dash is our fair arena's best Lunger
(taking that honor away from Mod Cod).
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (96-89-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA
(33-8054) (38-27-2,162) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. JELLO KNUCKLES beat INIGO MONTOYA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl. Jello Knuckles is our top-ranked Total Parry
while Inigo Montoya is the supreme Slasher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (38-36-0,149) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FLOYD (107-10)
(0-0-0,150) of . CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute
gruesome melee. Chatroommate was voted this turn's favorite fighter.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (34-65-0,41) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182)
(24-25-2,70) of DEADLINE. I'M POWERLESS lost to RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute
fight. Rayner is Storm Rock's reigning Parry-Riposte.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (42-49-2,85) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640)
(22-16-5,56) of LADIES OF QUALITY. DIRTY DIAPERS viciously subdued SPICE in a popular
1 minute brutal fight. Dirty Diapers is our best Basher.
That, my heroes, is the sum total of this turn's fight day. Alas, indeed!
-- Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 66 104 3 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 123 91 0 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 91 83 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 97 89 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 44 26 0 199 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 280 189 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 38 31 2 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 35 33 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 28 2 169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 32 0 162 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 39 36 0 158 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 39 26 1 153 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 43 49 2 89 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
RAYNER 20-182 25 25 2 72 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 22 17 5 58 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 66 0 44 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 21 17 0 44 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 8-5589 19 18 1 29 HOYT FOUNDATION (427) ARKERS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I'll be bringing a new Lord Protector in next turn! One of my best grads ever! As
always, best in my book doesn't necessarily equate to quality on the sands. -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL bested TANTRUM YOGA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MOD COD was overpowered by BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR defeated CRYSALIS GUARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES beat INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
CHATROOMMATE viciously subdued FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
I'M POWERLESS lost to RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS viciously subdued SPICE in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 4 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 9 - 0 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 155 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 66 104 3 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 123 91 0 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 91 83 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 97 89 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 38 31 2 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 35 33 0 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 28 2 169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 43 49 2 89 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 25 25 2 72 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
The least popular fighter this week was MOD COD 55-2638. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPICE 7-6640, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, RAYNER 20-182, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 22 17 5 58 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 66 104 3 295 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 25 25 2 72 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 38 28 2 169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 43 49 2 89 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 123 91 0 226 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 280 189 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 34 66 0 44 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 44 26 0 199 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE