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Date   : 08/22/2017    Duedate: 09/04/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 156

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  652  465   2 58.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    3    4   1 42.9
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    384  319   3 54.6    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397      13   32   0 28.9
  3 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   74   63   2 54.0      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  4 BASHAHOLICS  59/375  294  359   6 45.0    7 DEADLINE 20/432        2    0   0  100

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Hail and well met warriors of STORM ROCK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Not for nothing has BEDDER in the 
past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat 
skill yet again.  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never 
fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I can not but mention with disdain 
the name of BURM WOLFSNARL who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 9 
points below in the rankings.  I thought BURM WOLFSNARL showed great skill and 
promise when he was subdued by TANTRUM YOGA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Some say a warrior is judged by the way 
he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!  
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in STORM ROCK.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  Ahh, but I can hear the 
spires of a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a 
fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing 
only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              67 104  3  348  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    124  91  0  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      92  83  1  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         39  31  2  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       98  89  0  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          36  33  0  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        44  27  0  186  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             280 190  4  183  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        38  29  2  171  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       39  27  1  163  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  32  0  162  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        40  36  0  160  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        44  49  2   91  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                26  25  2   82  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPICE 7-6640                 22  18  5   52  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        35  66  0   46  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     21  17  0   44  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was subdued by HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 2 minute Challenge melee.
BEDDER overpowered MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 2 minute fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH savagely defeated CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
CHATROOMMATE beat CHEATING MANAGER in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
I'M POWERLESS defeated RIRORNI SOLDIER in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished RIRORNI SOLDIER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
RAYNER vanquished SPICE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 156 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            67 104  3  348 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  124  91  0  228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    92  83  1  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       39  31  2  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     98  89  0  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        36  33  0  190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      38  29  2  171 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      44  49  2   91 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              26  25  2   82 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RAYNER 20-182, BEDDER 
18-10043, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

The least popular fighter this week was MOD COD 55-2638.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPICE 7-6640, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, RAYNER 20-182, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SYE THE 
BEARDED 81-801, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                22  18  5   52  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             67 104  3  348  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               26  25  2   82  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       38  29  2  171  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       44  49  2   91  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   124  91  0  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            280 190  4  183  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       35  66  0   46  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       44  27  0  186  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE