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Date   : 09/05/2017    Duedate: 09/18/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 157

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432        2    1   0 66.7      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  656  468   2 58.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    3    5   1 37.5
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    385  319   3 54.7    7 BAD SIGNS 83/397      14   33   0 29.8
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   76   64   2 54.3      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  296  360   6 45.1

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Mighty Heroes of Storm Rock!

Please accept my apologies for being absent last turn.  The eclipse conflicted; my 
people require my participation in their ceremony to make the sun return.  It was a 
terrifying time.  We were not at all certain that it would come back.  Without the 
sun, you know, our world would freeze.

There were eleven fights today, one more than last time.  Just four fights involved 
stand-ins, which is one less than last turn.  So, improvement!  Tragically, one 
gladiator died, slain my a stand-in!  And there were three challenges.  Surprisingly, 
one challenge was not posted by the Big Lake guild.  Bad Signs avoided Center for 
Olds, as would I.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (44-27-0,186) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM YOGA 
(42-4563) (39-31-2,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by 
TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.  Tantrum Yoga is our elite Parry-Lunge.
  
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (38-29-2,171) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (36-33-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA narrowly defeated HARD KNOCKS in 
an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.  As usual, Mr Montoya is our most celebrated 
Slasher.  In addition, he was voted this turn's favorite fighter!

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (24-32-0,162) of BAD SIGNS challenged SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(39-27-1,163) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED 
in a 2 minute Challenge duel.

BEDDER (18-10043) (67-104-3,348) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (280-190-
4,183) of RHYME TYME.  BEDDER was defeated by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
Title match.  And so, Mod Cod is the most glory-draped Lunger and the Champion of the 
Horn.  The admirable Bedder is still the highest ranked Striker.  We are still 
awaiting a column from Mod Cod.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (124-91-0,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD 
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of  .  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute 
one-sided duel.  The Matador is our premier Wall of Steel.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (92-83-1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in an action packed 2 minute one-sided 
competition.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (98-89-0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of  .  JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously butchered by TELGOR in an action packed 2 
minute duel.  Despite his temporary death, Mr. Knuckles is our most highly ranked 
Total Parry.  And Telgor is far too smug!  He clearly feels he avenged his previous 
loss to The Hyphen-Dash.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (40-36-0,160) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-27-1,109) of BASH BROS TIRES.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.  But Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's best 
Parry-Strike.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (44-49-2,91) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640) (22-
18-5,52) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated SPICE in a 1 minute 
one-sided bout.  Dirty Diapers is this arena's best Basher.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (21-17-0,44) of BAD SIGNS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of  .  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (35-66-0,46) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182) (26-
25-2,82) of DEADLINE.  I'M POWERLESS overcame RAYNER in a 1 minute contest.  Rayner is 
our most celebrated Parry-Riposte.

My heroes, that is all I can report today.  I wish you a pleasant two weeks in this 
fine autumn.

Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             281 190  4  198  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    125  91  0  241  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      93  83  1  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         40  31  2  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              67 105  3  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554       98  90  0  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        39  29  2  191  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        44  28  0  187  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          36  34  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       40  27  1  176  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        41  36  0  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  33  0  155  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  28  1  113  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        45  49  2   93  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SIGMUNDR 10-6525             24  11  1   84  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        36  66  0   71  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-STRABO 81-2689               19  12  0   69  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                26  26  2   59  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPICE 7-6640                 22  19  5   52  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     22  17  0   51  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    98  90  0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     TELGOR                    157

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA narrowly defeated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BEDDER was defeated by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute one-sided competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously butchered by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated SPICE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS overcame RAYNER in a 1 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 157 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           281 190  4  198 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  125  91  0  241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       40  31  2  228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            67 105  3  209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     98  90  0  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      39  29  2  191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        36  34  0  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  28  1  113 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      45  49  2   93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              26  26  2   59 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054.  The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
83-403, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPICE 7-6640, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                22  19  5   52  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             67 105  3  209  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               26  26  2   59  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       39  29  2  191  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       45  49  2   93  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   125  91  0  241  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            281 190  4  198  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       36  66  0   71  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  28  1  113  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       44  28  0  187  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       24  33  0  155  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE