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Date : 09/05/2017 Duedate: 09/18/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 157
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 2 1 0 66.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 656 468 2 58.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 3 5 1 37.5
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 385 319 3 54.7 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 14 33 0 29.8
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 76 64 2 54.3 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 296 360 6 45.1
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Mighty Heroes of Storm Rock!
Please accept my apologies for being absent last turn. The eclipse conflicted; my
people require my participation in their ceremony to make the sun return. It was a
terrifying time. We were not at all certain that it would come back. Without the
sun, you know, our world would freeze.
There were eleven fights today, one more than last time. Just four fights involved
stand-ins, which is one less than last turn. So, improvement! Tragically, one
gladiator died, slain my a stand-in! And there were three challenges. Surprisingly,
one challenge was not posted by the Big Lake guild. Bad Signs avoided Center for
Olds, as would I.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (44-27-0,186) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM YOGA
(42-4563) (39-31-2,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by
TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Tantrum Yoga is our elite Parry-Lunge.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (38-29-2,171) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (36-33-0,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA narrowly defeated HARD KNOCKS in
an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. As usual, Mr Montoya is our most celebrated
Slasher. In addition, he was voted this turn's favorite fighter!
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (24-32-0,162) of BAD SIGNS challenged SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(39-27-1,163) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED
in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BEDDER (18-10043) (67-104-3,348) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (280-190-
4,183) of RHYME TYME. BEDDER was defeated by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
Title match. And so, Mod Cod is the most glory-draped Lunger and the Champion of the
Horn. The admirable Bedder is still the highest ranked Striker. We are still
awaiting a column from Mod Cod.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (124-91-0,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD
(107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . 1977 AMC MATADOR devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute
one-sided duel. The Matador is our premier Wall of Steel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (92-83-1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in an action packed 2 minute one-sided
competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (98-89-0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously butchered by TELGOR in an action packed 2
minute duel. Despite his temporary death, Mr. Knuckles is our most highly ranked
Total Parry. And Telgor is far too smug! He clearly feels he avenged his previous
loss to The Hyphen-Dash.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (40-36-0,160) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-27-1,109) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a
popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. But Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's best
Parry-Strike.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (44-49-2,91) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640) (22-
18-5,52) of LADIES OF QUALITY. DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated SPICE in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. Dirty Diapers is this arena's best Basher.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (21-17-0,44) of BAD SIGNS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-
1) (0-0-0,30) of . SPAWN'S BLUE BEER demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute
mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (35-66-0,46) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182) (26-
25-2,82) of DEADLINE. I'M POWERLESS overcame RAYNER in a 1 minute contest. Rayner is
our most celebrated Parry-Riposte.
My heroes, that is all I can report today. I wish you a pleasant two weeks in this
fine autumn.
Adonis tel Edekin Kalaniah the Ever-Prepared
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 281 190 4 198 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 125 91 0 241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 93 83 1 237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 31 2 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 67 105 3 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 98 90 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 29 2 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 44 28 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 36 34 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 40 27 1 176 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 41 36 0 162 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 33 0 155 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 28 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 49 2 93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SIGMUNDR 10-6525 24 11 1 84 VIKINGS (355) KOLACT
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 66 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-STRABO 81-2689 19 12 0 69 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 26 26 2 59 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 22 19 5 52 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 22 17 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 98 90 0 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 TELGOR 157
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was viciously subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA narrowly defeated HARD KNOCKS in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BEDDER was defeated by MOD COD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title match.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated CRYSALIS GUARD in a 3 minute one-sided duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute one-sided competition.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously butchered by TELGOR in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS handily defeated SPICE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER demolished ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS overcame RAYNER in a 1 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 11 - 1 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 157 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 281 190 4 198 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 125 91 0 241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 31 2 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 67 105 3 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 98 90 0 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 29 2 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 36 34 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 28 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 49 2 93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 26 26 2 59 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
83-403, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPICE 7-6640, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 22 19 5 52 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 67 105 3 209 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 26 26 2 59 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 29 2 191 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 49 2 93 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 125 91 0 241 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 281 190 4 198 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 66 0 71 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 28 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 44 28 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 33 0 155 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE