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Date : 09/19/2017 Duedate: 10/02/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 158
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 3 1 0 75.0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 659 472 2 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 3 6 1 33.3
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 386 319 3 54.8 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 15 34 0 30.6
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 78 65 2 54.5 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 296 363 6 44.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello!
Tobaya Cantrell here. Ready Eddie couldn't make it this time. Something about the
eclipse went wrong, I guess, and he had to go back to his tribe to fix it, although it
looks to me like the sun is where it should be. He's a fennith. They're made of air
and they live in the clouds, and they have a different take on that sort of event.
So, he's a pretty long ways away.
Okay... Bad Signs avoided My Pets. There were 11 fights, 4 challenges, and 4 stand-in
fights. This means only 3 fights involved two randomly matched gladiators, which
makes those fights kinda special. I'll cover those first.
MOD COD (55-2638) (281-190-4,198) of RHYME TYME fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-31-
2,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute uneven Title
brawl. Whoa! Shouldn't the Champion of the Horn be challenging? Anyway, Mod Cod is
still the horny one, also the top Lunger and the overall pop leader. Tantrum Yoga is
top Wall of Steel and the least popular fighter this turn, which I'm told is pretty
unusual for his style.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (41-36-0,162) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-28-1,113) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel. Mr Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (45-49-2,93) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought RAYNER (20-182) (26-
26-2,59) of DEADLINE. DIRTY DIAPERS was beaten by RAYNER in a 2 minute melee. That
is the top Basher beaten by the top Parry-Riposte. Oh, that sounds wrong, doesn't it?
When I picture a basher-PR fight, I see epees breaking everywhere. But that didn't
happen.
Next, let's look at the fights against stand-ins.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (93-83-1,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided struggle. Isn't Telgor a villain's name? So, it's probably a good thing he
lost.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (36-34-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11)
(0-0-0,220) of . HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute
uneven fight. In spite of losing, Hard Knocks is the top Aimed Blow here. He's
probably the only Aimed Blow, hm?
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (98-90-0,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200) of . JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 2 minute uneven
duel. Telgor again! And this time he got mad.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (36-66-0,71) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30) of . I'M POWERLESS was beaten by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an
exciting 1 minute fight. Ouch.
Okay, the challenge matches:
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (44-28-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (67-105-3,209) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL bested BEDDER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. Mr. Wolfstar is top TP, while Bedder is top
Striker.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-29-2,191) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR
(42-4116) (125-91-0,241) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge battle. Mr. Montoya is the top Slasher and Mr.
Matador is top Wall of Steel. That style is like a Parry-Slash, isn't it?
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (24-33-0,155) of BAD SIGNS challenged SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(40-27-1,176) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by SYE THE BEARDED
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Ouch! Unwise challenge, there. But no
stylemasters.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (22-17-0,51) of BAD SIGNS challenged SPICE (7-6640) (22-19-
5,52) of LADIES OF QUALITY. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated SPICE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.
So that's all there is to say. I would like to say more, but I don't know you all
well enough. I'd love to find out more about you. Who are your managers? What are
your goals in the arena? Please let me know. Thanks.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 282 190 4 214 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 126 91 0 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 94 83 1 248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 32 2 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 28 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 67 106 3 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 30 2 192 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 98 91 0 186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 27 1 182 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 36 35 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 42 36 0 164 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 34 0 154 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 29 1 117 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SCHENDLE 81-2596 22 16 3 85 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
-SIGMUNDR 10-6525 24 11 1 84 VIKINGS (355) KOLACT
RAYNER 20-182 27 26 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 50 2 72 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-STRABO 81-2689 19 12 0 69 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 23 17 0 65 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 67 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SPICE 7-6640 22 20 5 43 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL bested BEDDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER devastated SPICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOD COD devastated TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered TELGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by TELGOR in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS was beaten by RAYNER in a 2 minute melee.
I'M POWERLESS was beaten by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 158 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 282 190 4 214 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 126 91 0 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 32 2 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 28 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 67 106 3 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 30 2 192 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 36 35 0 176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 29 1 117 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 27 26 2 82 DEADLINE (432)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 50 2 72 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, RAYNER 20-182, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.
The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPICE 7-6640, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR
RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, MOD COD 55-2638, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 22 20 5 43 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 67 106 3 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 27 26 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 30 2 192 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 45 50 2 72 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 126 91 0 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 282 190 4 214 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 67 0 46 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 29 1 117 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 28 0 200 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 34 0 154 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
FRAIL WALL (84-2086) WARRIORS 10 (411)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes