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Date : 10/03/2017 Duedate: 10/16/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 159
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 3 2 0 60.0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 664 474 3 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 4 7 1 36.4
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 387 319 3 54.8 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 78 68 2 53.4 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 35 0 31.4
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 297 365 6 44.9 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello, Storm Rock.
Ready Eddie still isn't back, so here I am again. There were ten fights today, five
challenges, and just one stand-in fight. Yay! Although that one stand-in did win,
which nobody likes to see. Spawn's Blue Beer avoided My Pets. Hmm, did that even
work? Because I don't see My Pets on the team list for last turn.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-30-2,192) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (98-91-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO
KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Mr. Montoya is top Slasher. Jello Knuckles
is top TP.
Oh dear! We had a death. I'm sorry for it, but evidently it wasn't intentional.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-28-0,200) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (67-106-3,193) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was murdered by BEDDER in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Bedder is the top Striker here.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-27-1,182) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (126-91-0,254) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl. Sye the Bearded is this turn's
favorite fighter, while the Matador is Storm Rock's top Wall of Steel. It was a good
fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (24-34-0,154) of BAD SIGNS challenged CHATROOMMATE (18-10034)
(42-36-0,164) of CENTER FOR OLDS. OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a
1 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (23-17-0,65) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (27-
26-2,82) of DEADLINE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER slimly won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute
Challenge brawl. Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.
MOD COD (55-2638) (282-190-4,214) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (94-
83-1,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-
sided Title struggle. So Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn, top Lunger, and
the overall popularity leader. Boring fight though.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-32-2,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181) of . TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-
sided competition. Mr. Yoga is the arena's top Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (36-35-0,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(27-29-1,117) of BASH BROS TIRES. HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1
minute uneven melee. Hard Knocks is the arena's top Aimed Blow, and Mr Right Handed
is the top Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (36-67-0,46) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640) (22-20-
5,43) of LADIES OF QUALITY. I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by SPICE in a
popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (45-50-2,72) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153)
(17-12-2,65) of EAT EM RAW BUG. DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Dirty Diapers is our top Basher. Bloody Mary was voted the least
popular fighter this turn. I don't know why. The spectators are very fickle.
That's about all there is to say today. I applaud you four who challenged, and hope
you get more interesting fights next time.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 283 190 4 230 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 68 106 4 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 127 91 0 262 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 94 84 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 99 91 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 28 1 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 29 0 186 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 31 2 181 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 33 2 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 35 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 43 36 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 35 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 30 1 123 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SCHENDLE 81-2596 22 16 3 85 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 46 50 2 83 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 17 0 83 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 27 27 2 71 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 13 2 57 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPICE 7-6640 23 20 5 53 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 68 0 43 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 29 0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 410 BEDDER 18-10043 159
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was murdered by BEDDER in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge brawl.
OUT FOR A DUCK was overpowered by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER slimly won victory over RAYNER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
MOD COD overpowered THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by THE BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by SPICE in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 6 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 159 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 283 190 4 230 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 68 106 4 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 127 91 0 262 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 99 91 0 205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 31 2 181 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 33 2 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 35 0 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 30 1 123 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 46 50 2 83 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 27 27 2 71 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The ten other most popular fighters were SPAWN'S BLUE
BEER 83-403, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, SPICE 7-6640, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, RAYNER 20-182, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DIRTY
DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 1 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 13 2 57 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPICE 7-6640 23 20 5 53 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 68 106 4 270 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 27 27 2 71 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 31 2 181 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 46 50 2 83 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 127 91 0 262 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 283 190 4 230 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 68 0 43 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 30 1 123 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 28 1 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 35 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE