AD Date : 10/17/2017 Duedate: 10/30/2017 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 160 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 DEADLINE 20/432 4 2 0 66.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 668 477 3 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 35 0 31.4 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 388 319 3 54.9 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 78 71 2 52.3 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 4 9 1 30.8 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 298 367 6 44.8 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Good afternoon, Storm Rock! The arena had ten fights today, three of them challenges and all by the Big Lake guild. All of them lost, which is a pity when someone goes to the effort. There were three stand-ins, all of them won, and one of them actually killed a real gladiator. And the longest fight only went into the second minute. That's disappointing. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-31-2,181) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (99-91-0,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight. But Mr. Montoya is still our top Slasher, and Mr. Knuckles is our top TP. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-29-0,186) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18- 10043) (68-106-4,270) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was handily defeated by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match. Bedder is top Striker, and this turn's favorite. This was the longest fight this turn. Come on you guys! Drag it out a little bit! SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-28-1,194) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (94-84-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight. MOD COD (55-2638) (283-190-4,230) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (127-91-0,262) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. Mod Cod is top Lunger, and the overall popularity leader. The Matador is top Wall of Steel. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-33-2,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) (0-0-0,200) of . TANTRUM YOGA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one- sided struggle. Ouch! Still, Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (43-36-0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72- 6876) (27-30-1,123) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided competition. Mr. Right-Handed is top Parry-Strike. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (37-35-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) (0-0-0,200) of . HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Hard Knocks is the top Aimed Blow, but even he couldn't beat the Captain. I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (36-68-0,43) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-0-0,70) of . I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (46-50-2,83) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640) (23- 20-5,53) of LADIES OF QUALITY. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered SPICE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. Dirty Diapers is top Basher. RAYNER (20-182) (27-27-2,71) of DEADLINE fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) (17-13-2,57) of EAT EM RAW BUG. RAYNER subdued BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute match. Rayner is top Parry- Riposte. Okay, that does it for me. Have yourself two weeks. Don't practice if you don't want. Early fall is a great time to goof off. -- Tobaya Cantrell CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 284 190 4 259 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 69 106 4 287 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 95 84 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 91 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 127 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 29 1 189 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 30 0 181 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 32 2 178 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 34 2 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 36 0 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 44 36 0 173 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY -OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 35 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 31 1 127 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 47 50 2 88 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME -SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 17 0 83 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE RAYNER 20-182 28 27 2 74 DEADLINE (432) SEAM -INSULT TO INQUIRY 29-6159 20 11 0 71 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 14 2 56 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL SPICE 7-6640 23 21 5 51 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 69 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 34 2 COLOR ME SUAVE 365 CRYSALIS GUARD 160 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight. BURM WOLFSNARL was handily defeated by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight. MOD COD demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. TANTRUM YOGA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. CHATROOMMATE devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided competition. HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered SPICE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. RAYNER subdued BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 1 48 | |AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 13 - 0 41 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 160 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 284 190 4 259 RHYME TYME (385) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 69 106 4 287 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 91 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 127 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 32 2 178 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 40 34 2 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 36 0 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 31 1 127 BASH BROS TIRES (411) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 47 50 2 88 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 28 27 2 74 DEADLINE (432) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, BLOODY MARY 6-7153, SPICE 7-6640, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, RAYNER 20-182, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0 SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 14 2 56 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL SPICE 7-6640 23 21 5 51 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR BEDDER 18-10043 69 106 4 287 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 28 27 2 74 DEADLINE (432) SEAM INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 39 32 2 178 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 47 50 2 88 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 95 84 1 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 284 190 4 259 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 36 69 0 40 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 31 1 127 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 29 1 189 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG. Please make your reservations now if you plan to go. The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly. Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there! TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn! Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance. (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had their initial strategy input.) Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on Character Maintenance. In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy. Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a strategy sheet each time. One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done. Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't, well, you can imagine. Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes