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Date   : 10/17/2017    Duedate: 10/30/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 160

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432        4    2   0 66.7      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  668  477   3 58.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6-BAD SIGNS 83/397      16   35   0 31.4
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    388  319   3 54.9      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   78   71   2 52.3      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  7 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    4    9   1 30.8
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  298  367   6 44.8      LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon, Storm Rock!  The arena had ten fights today, three of them challenges 
and all by the Big Lake guild.  All of them lost, which is a pity when someone goes to 
the effort.  There were three stand-ins, all of them won, and one of them actually 
killed a real gladiator.  And the longest fight only went into the second minute.  
That's disappointing.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-31-2,181) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES 
(42-4554) (99-91-0,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO 
KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  But Mr. Montoya is still our top Slasher, and 
Mr. Knuckles is our top TP.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-29-0,186) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (68-106-4,270) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was handily defeated by 
BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Bedder is top Striker, and this 
turn's favorite.  This was the longest fight this turn.  Come on you guys!  Drag it 
out a little bit!

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-28-1,194) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH 
(42-4499) (94-84-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by THE 
HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.

MOD COD (55-2638) (283-190-4,230) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(127-91-0,262) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute 
mismatched Title competition.  Mod Cod is top Lunger, and the overall popularity 
leader.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-33-2,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  TANTRUM YOGA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.  Ouch!  Still, Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (43-36-0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-30-1,123) of BASH BROS TIRES.  CHATROOMMATE devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
1 minute one-sided competition.  Mr. Right-Handed is top Parry-Strike.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (37-35-0,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200) of  .  HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute 
uneven duel.  Hard Knocks is the top Aimed Blow, but even he couldn't beat the 
Captain.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (36-68-0,43) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70) of  .  I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (46-50-2,83) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-
20-5,53) of LADIES OF QUALITY.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered SPICE in a popular 1 minute 
gory uneven match.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

RAYNER (20-182) (27-27-2,71) of DEADLINE fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) (17-13-2,57) of 
EAT EM RAW BUG.  RAYNER subdued BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute match.  Rayner is top Parry-
Riposte.

Okay, that does it for me.  Have yourself two weeks.  Don't practice if you don't 
want.  Early fall is a great time to goof off.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             284 190  4  259  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              69 106  4  287  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      95  84  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      100  91  0  215  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    127  92  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  29  1  189  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        45  30  0  181  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        39  32  2  178  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         40  34  2  175  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          37  36  0  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        44  36  0  173  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  35  0  149  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  31  1  127  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        47  50  2   88  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     24  17  0   83  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAYNER 20-182                28  27  2   74  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-INSULT TO INQUIRY 29-6159    20  11  0   71  ALMOST EXACTLY (425)       LAPUR
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  14  2   56  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPICE 7-6640                 23  21  5   51  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        36  69  0   40  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563      40  34  2 COLOR ME SUAVE 365     CRYSALIS GUARD            160

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was handily defeated by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MOD COD demolished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
TANTRUM YOGA was assassinated by CRYSALIS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHATROOMMATE devastated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered SPICE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
RAYNER subdued BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  15 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  13 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 160 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           284 190  4  259 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            69 106  4  287 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    100  91  0  215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  127  92  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      39  32  2  178 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       40  34  2  175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        37  36  0  174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  31  1  127 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      47  50  2   88 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              28  27  2   74 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, BLOODY MARY 6-7153, SPICE 7-6640, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, RAYNER 20-182, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153          17  14  2   56  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPICE 7-6640                23  21  5   51  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             69 106  4  287  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               28  27  2   74  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       39  32  2  178  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       47  50  2   88  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     95  84  1  225  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            284 190  4  259  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       36  69  0   40  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  31  1  127  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      41  29  1  189  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 12-14, 2018.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is RSG.  

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/yaekcffp
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                        TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE

     As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance.  This 
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!

     Team Maintenance:  This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every 
     turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will 
     fight the turn they arrive.  In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have 
     multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.  
     (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had 
     their initial strategy input.)  

     Character Maintenance:  This will cause only that warrior to fight every 
     turn.  If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on 
     Character Maintenance.

     In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if 
you wish.  The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each 
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
     Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not 
carry through from turn to turn.  These sections are only used on the turn they are 
entered.  In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a 
strategy sheet each time. 
     One other thing to remember about maintenance:  Maintenance is not something 
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys).  In order to add or remove 
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service.  If you 
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.  
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads.  Please, please, please put it on a 
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top.  If you don't, 
well, you can imagine.
     Thanks for your time.  Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes