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Date   : 10/31/2017    Duedate: 11/13/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 161

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432        5    2   0 71.4      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  673  479   3 58.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BAD SIGNS 83/397      16   37   0 30.2
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    389  319   3 54.9      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   79   73   2 52.0      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  7 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    4   11   1 26.7
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  300  368   6 44.9      LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

Well, this is frustrating for some.  Out for a Duck and Spawn's Blue Beer both avoided 
My Pets, but My Pets isn't even on the team list, so... those avoids were wasted.  
Unless My Pets is part of the guild that holds Bashaholics Anonymous?  Because the 
Unknown Spymaster said Bad Signs avoided Bashaholics.

As usual, only the Big Lake guild challenged anybody.  And as happens all too often, 
they challenged Suave's teams and mostly got their butts handed to them.  Is it 
something personal?  But at least Inigo Montoya won.  

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-29-1,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC 
MATADOR (42-4116) (127-92-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-30-0,181) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (69-106-4,287) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in 
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Bedder is top Striker.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-32-2,178) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (37-36-0,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Inigo Montoya is this arena's top Slasher.

Okay, Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger.  MOD COD (55-2638) 
(284-190-4,259) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (100-91-0,215) of COLOR 
ME SUAVE.  MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title 
competition.  I don't see a column, but I think the poor fishy feels like he has to 
invent a rhyme, and rhymes are hard for a fish.  But Mod Cod is still the overall 
popularity leader, which proves that his adoring public doesn't expect rhymes.  Jello 
Knuckles is top TP.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (95-84-1,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181) of  .  THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute match.  And the Hyphen-Dash is this turn's favorite because this 
fight lasted all of two minutes.  Everyone likes a fight that you don't miss if you 
sneeze.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (44-36-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-31-1,127) of BASH BROS TIRES.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
1 minute uneven melee.  Mr. Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike in Storm Rock.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-34-2,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) 
(24-35-0,149) of BAD SIGNS.  TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute 
uneven duel.  Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (24-17-0,83) of BAD SIGNS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(36-69-0,40) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS 
in a 1 minute uneven duel.  That's funny, I guess.  Mr. Beer avoided this team and got 
matched with one anyhow.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (47-50-2,88) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) 
(17-14-2,56) of EAT EM RAW BUG.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute 
one-sided fight.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher, and if somebody tried to bash me with a 
dirty diaper, I would totally duck.

RAYNER (20-182) (28-27-2,74) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-21-5,51) of LADIES 
OF QUALITY.  RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in an exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided 
bout.  Rayner is top Parry-Riposte, and this was the only exciting fight today.

That's all there is to say.  Take it easy for two weeks!  You'll be in good shape for 
the next round of fights.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             285 190  4  275  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              70 106  4  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      96  84  1  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    128  92  0  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      100  92  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  30  1  192  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        40  32  2  189  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         41  34  2  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        45  31  0  177  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        45  36  0  175  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          37  37  0  167  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  36  0  149  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  32  1  131  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        48  50  2   92  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                29  27  2   82  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        37  69  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
-SHOCK AND AWWW 29-6144       19  15  0   72  ALMOST EXACTLY (425)       LAPUR
-INSULT TO INQUIRY 29-6159    20  11  0   71  ALMOST EXACTLY (425)       LAPUR
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  15  2   54  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     24  18  0   51  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 SPICE 7-6640                 23  22  5   48  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 161 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           285 190  4  275 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            70 106  4  303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  128  92  0  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    100  92  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      40  32  2  189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       41  34  2  179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        37  37  0  167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  32  1  131 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      48  50  2   92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              29  27  2   82 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 
18-10043, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPICE 7-6640, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153          17  15  2   54  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPICE 7-6640                23  22  5   48  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             70 106  4  303  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               29  27  2   82  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       40  32  2  189  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       48  50  2   92  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     96  84  1  228  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            285 190  4  275  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       37  69  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  32  1  131  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      41  30  1  192  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       24  36  0  149  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE