AD Date : 10/31/2017 Duedate: 11/13/2017 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 161 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 DEADLINE 20/432 5 2 0 71.4 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 673 479 3 58.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 37 0 30.2 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 389 319 3 54.9 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 79 73 2 52.0 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 4 11 1 26.7 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 300 368 6 44.9 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey! Well, this is frustrating for some. Out for a Duck and Spawn's Blue Beer both avoided My Pets, but My Pets isn't even on the team list, so... those avoids were wasted. Unless My Pets is part of the guild that holds Bashaholics Anonymous? Because the Unknown Spymaster said Bad Signs avoided Bashaholics. As usual, only the Big Lake guild challenged anybody. And as happens all too often, they challenged Suave's teams and mostly got their butts handed to them. Is it something personal? But at least Inigo Montoya won. SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-29-1,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (127-92-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight. The Matador is top Wall of Steel. BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-30-0,181) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18- 10043) (69-106-4,287) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Bedder is top Striker. INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-32-2,178) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42- 4555) (37-36-0,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. Inigo Montoya is this arena's top Slasher. Okay, Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (284-190-4,259) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (100-91-0,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. I don't see a column, but I think the poor fishy feels like he has to invent a rhyme, and rhymes are hard for a fish. But Mod Cod is still the overall popularity leader, which proves that his adoring public doesn't expect rhymes. Jello Knuckles is top TP. THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (95-84-1,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107- 22) (0-0-0,181) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. And the Hyphen-Dash is this turn's favorite because this fight lasted all of two minutes. Everyone likes a fight that you don't miss if you sneeze. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (44-36-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72- 6876) (27-31-1,127) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike in Storm Rock. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-34-2,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (24-35-0,149) of BAD SIGNS. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute uneven duel. Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (24-17-0,83) of BAD SIGNS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (36-69-0,40) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel. That's funny, I guess. Mr. Beer avoided this team and got matched with one anyhow. DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (47-50-2,88) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) (17-14-2,56) of EAT EM RAW BUG. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. Dirty Diapers is top Basher, and if somebody tried to bash me with a dirty diaper, I would totally duck. RAYNER (20-182) (28-27-2,74) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-21-5,51) of LADIES OF QUALITY. RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in an exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout. Rayner is top Parry-Riposte, and this was the only exciting fight today. That's all there is to say. Take it easy for two weeks! You'll be in good shape for the next round of fights. -- Tobaya Cantrell CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 96 84 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 128 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 30 1 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 34 2 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 31 0 177 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 45 36 0 175 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 37 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 36 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 69 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS -SHOCK AND AWWW 29-6144 19 15 0 72 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR -INSULT TO INQUIRY 29-6159 20 11 0 71 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 18 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE SPICE 7-6640 23 22 5 48 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight. BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition. THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute uneven duel. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight. RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 | |AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 15 - 0 32 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 5 - 0 0 | Turn 161 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 128 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 34 2 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 37 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275. The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153. The other ten least popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPICE 7-6640, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0 SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL SPICE 7-6640 23 22 5 48 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 96 84 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 69 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 30 1 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 36 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE