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Date : 10/31/2017 Duedate: 11/13/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 161
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 5 2 0 71.4 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 673 479 3 58.4 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 37 0 30.2
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 389 319 3 54.9 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 79 73 2 52.0 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 4 11 1 26.7
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 300 368 6 44.9 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
Well, this is frustrating for some. Out for a Duck and Spawn's Blue Beer both avoided
My Pets, but My Pets isn't even on the team list, so... those avoids were wasted.
Unless My Pets is part of the guild that holds Bashaholics Anonymous? Because the
Unknown Spymaster said Bad Signs avoided Bashaholics.
As usual, only the Big Lake guild challenged anybody. And as happens all too often,
they challenged Suave's teams and mostly got their butts handed to them. Is it
something personal? But at least Inigo Montoya won.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-29-1,189) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (127-92-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight. The Matador is top Wall of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-30-0,181) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged BEDDER (18-
10043) (69-106-4,287) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in
a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee. Bedder is top Striker.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (39-32-2,178) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (37-36-0,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge contest. Inigo Montoya is this arena's top Slasher.
Okay, Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638)
(284-190-4,259) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (100-91-0,215) of COLOR
ME SUAVE. MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title
competition. I don't see a column, but I think the poor fishy feels like he has to
invent a rhyme, and rhymes are hard for a fish. But Mod Cod is still the overall
popularity leader, which proves that his adoring public doesn't expect rhymes. Jello
Knuckles is top TP.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (95-84-1,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181) of . THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute match. And the Hyphen-Dash is this turn's favorite because this
fight lasted all of two minutes. Everyone likes a fight that you don't miss if you
sneeze.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (44-36-0,173) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-31-1,127) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a
1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike in Storm Rock.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (40-34-2,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275)
(24-35-0,149) of BAD SIGNS. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute
uneven duel. Tantrum Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (24-17-0,83) of BAD SIGNS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(36-69-0,40) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS
in a 1 minute uneven duel. That's funny, I guess. Mr. Beer avoided this team and got
matched with one anyhow.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (47-50-2,88) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153)
(17-14-2,56) of EAT EM RAW BUG. DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute
one-sided fight. Dirty Diapers is top Basher, and if somebody tried to bash me with a
dirty diaper, I would totally duck.
RAYNER (20-182) (28-27-2,74) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-21-5,51) of LADIES
OF QUALITY. RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in an exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided
bout. Rayner is top Parry-Riposte, and this was the only exciting fight today.
That's all there is to say. Take it easy for two weeks! You'll be in good shape for
the next round of fights.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 96 84 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 128 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 30 1 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 34 2 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 31 0 177 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 45 36 0 175 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 37 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 36 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 69 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-SHOCK AND AWWW 29-6144 19 15 0 72 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR
-INSULT TO INQUIRY 29-6159 20 11 0 71 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR
BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 18 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
SPICE 7-6640 23 22 5 48 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED was devastated by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was demolished by BEDDER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
INIGO MONTOYA devastated HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
MOD COD demolished JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 161 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 128 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 100 92 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 34 2 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 37 37 0 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER
18-10043, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275.
The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153. The other ten least
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SPICE 7-6640, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, and BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPICE 7-6640 23 22 5 48 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 70 106 4 303 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 29 27 2 82 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 32 2 189 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 48 50 2 92 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 96 84 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 285 190 4 275 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 69 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 32 1 131 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 30 1 192 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 36 0 149 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE