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Date : 11/14/2017 Duedate: 11/27/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 162
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 5 3 0 62.5 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 679 480 3 58.6 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 5 11 1 31.2
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 389 320 3 54.9 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 79 76 2 51.0 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 39 0 29.1
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 301 370 6 44.9 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well...
I know, deep subject, right?
There were no challenges today! Has the Big Lake guild given up its feud against
Suave's guild?
Be that as it may, one of Suave's is now the Champion of the Horn. MOD COD (55-2638)
(285-190-4,275) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (96-84-1,228) of COLOR
ME SUAVE. MOD COD was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title
fight. Which means that The Hyphen-Dash is now our highest rated Lunger, as well.
Alarond described The Hyphen-Dash as an "it" but I think that's rude. You can go to
the Commission and get a gender, you know? I don't know how they do it, but they can.
BEDDER (18-10043) (70-106-4,303) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(40-32-2,189) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1
minute one-sided melee. Bedder is our best Striker, and Inigo Montoya is best
Slasher.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (128-92-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (41-30-1,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. 1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE
THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl. The Matador is our most recognized Wall of Steel, as
well as being the overall popularity leader, supplanting Mod Cod at that.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (100-92-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (45-31-0,177) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in
a 6 minute mismatched match. Jello Knuckles is the top Total Parry and this was our
longest fight today, at least in the arena. And was voted this turn's favorite
warrior.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (41-34-2,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 3 minute
bloody struggle. Mr. Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (45-36-0,175) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-32-1,131) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED
in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (37-37-0,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275)
(24-36-0,149) of BAD SIGNS. HARD KNOCKS won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in an action
packed 3 minute duel. Hard Knocks is the most highly recognized Aimed Blow. Um, is
he the only Aimed Blow?
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (48-50-2,92) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
(83-403) (24-18-0,51) of BAD SIGNS. DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1
minute uneven fight. Mr. Diapers is top Basher. Spawn's Blue Beer is today's least
popular, but I wouldn't take that too personally.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-69-0,76) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30). I'M POWERLESS lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute
fight.
RAYNER (20-182) (29-27-2,82) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-22-5,48) of LADIES
OF QUALITY. RAYNER was overpowered by SPICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
Rayner is Storm Rock's top Parry-Riposte.
And that's it. Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths. *sigh* No deaths is
good, anyway. So, next time, please try to perk up out there. You can always stop by
my office. I generally have coffee going.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 97 84 1 287 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 71 106 4 315 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 129 92 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 101 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 31 1 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 285 191 4 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 33 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 45 32 0 178 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 35 2 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 46 36 0 177 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 37 0 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 37 0 150 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 33 1 135 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 49 50 2 96 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
-SUNDOWNER 21-8431 25 20 0 95 NOMADIC TRIBE (310) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SUNSPIRE 7-6446 21 15 1 79 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
SPICE 7-6640 24 22 5 77 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
-SCANDAL SAVAGE 45-4753 21 11 1 75 DARQUE FORCES (348) STORMCROWE
-SHOCK AND AWWW 29-6144 19 15 0 72 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR
RAYNER 20-182 29 28 2 56 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 19 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 70 0 49 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a 6 minute mismatched match.
TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute fight.
RAYNER was overpowered by SPICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 162 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 97 84 1 287 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 71 106 4 315 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 129 92 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 101 92 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 33 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 35 2 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 37 0 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 33 1 135 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 49 50 2 96 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 29 28 2 56 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The most popular warrior
this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SPICE 7-6640, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT
FOR A DUCK 83-275, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403. The other ten
least popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS
38-5071, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BEDDER 18-10043, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 TELORINTHE(83) 0 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 24 22 5 77 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 71 106 4 315 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 29 28 2 56 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 33 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 49 50 2 96 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 97 84 1 287 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 285 191 4 193 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 70 0 49 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 33 1 135 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 31 1 201 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 37 0 150 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE