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Date   : 11/14/2017    Duedate: 11/27/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 162

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432        5    3   0 62.5      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  679  480   3 58.6      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    5   11   1 31.2
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    389  320   3 54.9      LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   79   76   2 51.0    7 BAD SIGNS 83/397      16   39   0 29.1
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  301  370   6 44.9      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well...

I know, deep subject, right?  

There were no challenges today!  Has the Big Lake guild given up its feud against 
Suave's guild?

Be that as it may, one of Suave's is now the Champion of the Horn.  MOD COD (55-2638) 
(285-190-4,275) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (96-84-1,228) of COLOR 
ME SUAVE.  MOD COD was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title 
fight.  Which means that The Hyphen-Dash is now our highest rated Lunger, as well.  
Alarond described The Hyphen-Dash as an "it" but I think that's rude.  You can go to 
the Commission and get a gender, you know?  I don't know how they do it, but they can.

BEDDER (18-10043) (70-106-4,303) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(40-32-2,189) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 
minute one-sided melee.  Bedder is our best Striker, and Inigo Montoya is best 
Slasher.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (128-92-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED 
(81-801) (41-30-1,192) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE 
THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl.  The Matador is our most recognized Wall of Steel, as 
well as being the overall popularity leader, supplanting Mod Cod at that.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (100-92-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (45-31-0,177) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in 
a 6 minute mismatched match.  Jello Knuckles is the top Total Parry and this was our 
longest fight today, at least in the arena.  And was voted this turn's favorite 
warrior.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (41-34-2,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in an exciting 3 minute 
bloody struggle.  Mr. Yoga is our top Parry-Lunge.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (45-36-0,175) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-32-1,131) of BASH BROS TIRES.  CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED 
in a 1 minute uneven fight.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (37-37-0,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) 
(24-36-0,149) of BAD SIGNS.  HARD KNOCKS won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in an action 
packed 3 minute duel.  Hard Knocks is the most highly recognized Aimed Blow.  Um, is 
he the only Aimed Blow?

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (48-50-2,92) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
(83-403) (24-18-0,51) of BAD SIGNS.  DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 
minute uneven fight.  Mr. Diapers is top Basher.  Spawn's Blue Beer is today's least 
popular, but I wouldn't take that too personally.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-69-0,76) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING 
(107-2) (0-0-0,30).  I'M POWERLESS lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute 
fight.

RAYNER (20-182) (29-27-2,82) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (23-22-5,48) of LADIES 
OF QUALITY.  RAYNER was overpowered by SPICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  
Rayner is Storm Rock's top Parry-Riposte.

And that's it.  Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths.  *sigh*  No deaths is 
good, anyway.  So, next time, please try to perk up out there.  You can always stop by 
my office.  I generally have coffee going.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      97  84  1  287  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              71 106  4  315  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    129  92  0  236  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      101  92  0  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  31  1  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             285 191  4  193  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        40  33  2  182  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        45  32  0  178  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         41  35  2  178  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        46  36  0  177  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          38  37  0  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  37  0  150  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  33  1  135  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        49  50  2   96  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
-SUNDOWNER 21-8431            25  20  0   95  NOMADIC TRIBE (310)        SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SUNSPIRE 7-6446              21  15  1   79  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 SPICE 7-6640                 24  22  5   77  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
-SCANDAL SAVAGE 45-4753       21  11  1   75  DARQUE FORCES (348)        STORMCROWE
-SHOCK AND AWWW 29-6144       19  15  0   72  ALMOST EXACTLY (425)       LAPUR
 RAYNER 20-182                29  28  2   56  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  15  2   54  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     24  19  0   51  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        37  70  0   49  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR unbelievably bested SYE THE BEARDED in a 3 minute brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a 6 minute mismatched match.
TANTRUM YOGA was defeated by THE BLACKSMITH in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
CHATROOMMATE handily defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS lost to CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a popular 1 minute fight.
RAYNER was overpowered by SPICE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 162 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    97  84  1  287 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            71 106  4  315 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  129  92  0  236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    101  92  0  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      40  33  2  182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       41  35  2  178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        38  37  0  170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  33  1  135 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      49  50  2   96 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              29  28  2   56 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SPICE 7-6640, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, OUT 
FOR A DUCK 83-275, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BEDDER 18-10043, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  TELORINTHE(83)       0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                24  22  5   77  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             71 106  4  315  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               29  28  2   56  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       40  33  2  182  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       49  50  2   96  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     97  84  1  287  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            285 191  4  193  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       37  70  0   49  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  33  1  135  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      41  31  1  201  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       24  37  0  150  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE