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Date : 11/28/2017 Duedate: 12/11/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 163
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 6 3 0 66.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 684 482 3 58.7 6 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430 5 12 1 29.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 389 321 3 54.8 7-BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 39 0 29.1
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 80 78 2 50.6 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 302 372 6 44.8 8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 0 1 0 0.0
BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hiya!
Today there were 11 fights, three challenges, one avoid (Burm Wolfsnarl avoided Ladies
of Quality), and no deaths.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (40-33-2,182) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES
(42-4554) (101-92-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO
KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight. Brave challenge though, against a far more
experienced opponent. Mr. Montoya is still our top-rated Slasher and Mr. Knuckles is
our highest ranked Total Parry.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-31-1,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (129-92-0,236) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC
MATADOR in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. Sye the Bearded was voted this
turn's favorite fighter. The Matador is, as usual, the top Wall of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-32-0,178) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged MR RIGHT HANDED
(72-6876) (27-33-1,135) of BASH BROS TIRES. BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MR RIGHT HANDED
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. Mr. Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (97-84-1,287) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(285-191-4,193) of RHYME TYME. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in a popular 1
minute one-sided Title contest. So Mr. Dash, in addition to being our ongoing
Champion of the Horn, is also our top Lunger. Mod Cod is the overall popularity
leader.
BEDDER (18-10043) (71-106-4,315) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). BEDDER demolished TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
Bedder is top Striker.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (46-36-0,177) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65)
(44-43-0,169) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHATROOMMATE overpowered CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle. Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (41-35-2,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26)
(0-0-0,200). TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided
competition.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (38-37-0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,181). HARD KNOCKS was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2
minute melee. Hard Knocks is our highest ranked Aimed Blow.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (49-50-2,96) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in an action packed 1
minute uneven fight. Dirty Diapers is top Basher. So gross.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-70-0,49) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute
uneven match. And so, I'm Powerless is currently this arena's least favorite fighter.
RAYNER (20-182) (29-28-2,56) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (24-22-5,77) of LADIES
OF QUALITY. RAYNER overpowered SPICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight. Rayner is
our top, probably our only, Parry-Riposte.
Well, I'm off. I've got a birthday party at the Smog Cutter. Not my birthday, but
the mayor of Oakwood Estates. That's the name of this little suburb of Talahya.
Mayor Sweetwater said everyone is welcome. Free food, open bar. Come on down!
See ya!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 98 84 1 343 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 72 106 4 326 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 130 92 0 247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 102 92 0 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 32 1 208 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 285 192 4 189 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 47 36 0 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 46 32 0 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 34 2 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 41 36 2 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 38 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 44 44 0 164 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 37 0 150 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 34 1 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 50 50 2 100 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 30 28 2 79 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 24 23 5 57 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153 17 15 2 54 EAT EM RAW BUG (430) TRANSEL
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 19 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 71 0 44 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BEDDER demolished TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven match.
RAYNER overpowered SPICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 7 - 0 0 |
Turn 163 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 98 84 1 343 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 72 106 4 326 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 130 92 0 247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 102 92 0 233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 47 36 0 187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 34 2 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 38 0 171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 34 1 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 50 50 2 100 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 30 28 2 79 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, and MOD COD 55-2638.
The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The other ten least
popular fighters were CPT. BUZZY 20-65, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SPICE 7-6640, TANTRUM
YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 24 23 5 57 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 72 106 4 326 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 44 44 0 164 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 40 34 2 180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 50 50 2 100 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 98 84 1 343 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 285 192 4 189 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 71 0 44 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 34 1 140 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 32 1 208 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE