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Date   : 11/28/2017    Duedate: 12/11/2017

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 163

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432        6    3   0 66.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  684  482   3 58.7    6 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430    5   12   1 29.4
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    389  321   3 54.8    7-BAD SIGNS 83/397      16   39   0 29.1
  4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   80   78   2 50.6      PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    WAY TO GO! II 73/333
  5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  302  372   6 44.8    8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    0    1   0  0.0
    BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hiya!

Today there were 11 fights, three challenges, one avoid (Burm Wolfsnarl avoided Ladies 
of Quality), and no deaths.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (40-33-2,182) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged JELLO KNUCKLES 
(42-4554) (101-92-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO 
KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Brave challenge though, against a far more 
experienced opponent.  Mr. Montoya is still our top-rated Slasher and Mr. Knuckles is 
our highest ranked Total Parry.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-31-1,201) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC 
MATADOR (42-4116) (129-92-0,236) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC 
MATADOR in an action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.  Sye the Bearded was voted this 
turn's favorite fighter.  The Matador is, as usual, the top Wall of Steel.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (45-32-0,178) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (27-33-1,135) of BASH BROS TIRES.  BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MR RIGHT HANDED 
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.  Mr. Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (97-84-1,287) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(285-191-4,193) of RHYME TYME.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in a popular 1 
minute one-sided Title contest.  So Mr. Dash, in addition to being our ongoing 
Champion of the Horn, is also our top Lunger.  Mod Cod is the overall popularity 
leader.

BEDDER (18-10043) (71-106-4,315) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200).  BEDDER demolished TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.  
Bedder is top Striker.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (46-36-0,177) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) 
(44-43-0,169) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute 
one-sided struggle.  Chatroommate is the top Parry-Lunge.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (41-35-2,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided 
competition.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (38-37-0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,181).  HARD KNOCKS was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI COOK in an action packed 2 
minute melee.  Hard Knocks is our highest ranked Aimed Blow.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (49-50-2,96) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70).  DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in an action packed 1 
minute uneven fight.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher.  So gross.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-70-0,49) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON 
(107-5) (0-0-0,70).  I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute 
uneven match.  And so, I'm Powerless is currently this arena's least favorite fighter.

RAYNER (20-182) (29-28-2,56) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (24-22-5,77) of LADIES 
OF QUALITY.  RAYNER overpowered SPICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.  Rayner is 
our top, probably our only, Parry-Riposte.

Well, I'm off.  I've got a birthday party at the Smog Cutter.  Not my birthday, but 
the mayor of Oakwood Estates.  That's the name of this little suburb of Talahya.  
Mayor Sweetwater said everyone is welcome.  Free food, open bar.  Come on down!

See ya! 

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499      98  84  1  343  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              72 106  4  326  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    130  92  0  247  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      102  92  0  233  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  32  1  208  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             285 192  4  189  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        47  36  0  187  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        46  32  0  180  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        40  34  2  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         41  36  2  174  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          38  38  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             44  44  0  164  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        24  37  0  150  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  34  1  140  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        50  50  2  100  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                30  28  2   79  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPICE 7-6640                 24  23  5   57  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
-BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  15  2   54  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     24  19  0   51  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        37  71  0   44  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INIGO MONTOYA was devastated by JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SYE THE BEARDED lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
BURM WOLFSNARL demolished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
BEDDER demolished TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS was unbelievably bested by RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 2 minute melee.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute uneven match.
RAYNER overpowered SPICE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 163 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    98  84  1  343 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            72 106  4  326 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  130  92  0  247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    102  92  0  233 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      47  36  0  187 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      40  34  2  180 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        38  38  0  171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  34  1  140 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      50  50  2  100 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              30  28  2   79 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, 1977 AMC MATADOR 
42-4116, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BURM 
WOLFSNARL 81-113, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CPT. BUZZY 20-65, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SPICE 7-6640, TANTRUM 
YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                24  23  5   57  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             72 106  4  326  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            44  44  0  164  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       40  34  2  180  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       50  50  2  100  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     98  84  1  343  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            285 192  4  189  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       37  71  0   44  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  34  1  140  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      41  32  1  208  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE