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Date : 12/12/2017 Duedate: 12/25/2017
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 164
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 6 4 0 60.0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 688 485 3 58.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 6 12 1 33.3
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 390 321 3 54.9 8-BAD SIGNS 83/397 16 39 0 29.1
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 81 80 2 50.3 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
5 PHANTOM REGI 20/433 194 217 3 47.2 9 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 0 2 0 0.0
6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 303 374 6 44.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello!
Ten fights, no challenges, no avoids... hmm. The stylemasters are exactly the same as
last turn, and so is the Champion of the Horn.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (98-84-1,343) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (41-32-1,208) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated SYE THE BEARDED
in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Mr. Dash is our top Lunger and, of course, the
holder of the Horn.
BEDDER (18-10043) (72-106-4,326) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). BEDDER lost to TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute brutal battle. Bedder is
top Striker.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (130-92-0,247) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(285-192-4,189) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1
minute mismatched duel. The Matador is top Wall of Steel. The Cod, as always, is
overall popularity leader.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (102-92-0,233) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4
minute match. Mr. Knuckles is our premier TP and this turn's favorite.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (47-36-0,187) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (46-32-0,180) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an
exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (38-38-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). HARD KNOCKS was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in an action packed 1 minute
fight. Mr. Knocks is our reigning Aimed Blow.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (41-36-2,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (44-
44-0,164) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven
duel. No stylemasters here.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (40-34-2,180) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-34-1,140) of BASH BROS TIRES. INIGO MONTOYA vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a
1 minute uneven fight. Mr. Montoya is top Slasher and Mr. Handed is top Parry-Strike.
Mr. Right-Handed won a big, wet raspberry from the spectators. It was probably
because of the way he lost. Looked like he didn't want to fight today at all.
Montoya waved a blade at him and he surrendered.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (50-50-2,100) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought RAYNER (20-182)
(30-28-2,79) of DEADLINE. DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished RAYNER in an exciting 1 minute
gruesome one-sided fight. Top Basher, top P-R.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-71-0,44) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640) (24-23-
5,57) of LADIES OF QUALITY. I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by SPICE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. And this is our second fight with no stylemasters.
Well, you poozers aren't showing much life on the sands these days. I guess if you
show up to get hit with weapons that's something. More than I would care to do,
really. So, I salute you for training to keep Alastari safe.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 99 84 1 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 103 92 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 286 192 4 225 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 130 93 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 48 36 0 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BEDDER 18-10043 72 107 4 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 33 1 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 34 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 42 36 2 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 46 33 0 175 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 39 0 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 44 45 0 159 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 24 37 0 150 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 35 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 50 2 107 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 30 29 2 74 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-SHEM 81-2719 18 14 2 70 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
SPICE 7-6640 25 23 5 65 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
-STAY PUFT 20-144 17 10 1 62 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 24 19 0 51 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 72 0 38 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER lost to TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR was overpowered by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
HARD KNOCKS was overcome by THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
INIGO MONTOYA vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS vanquished RAYNER in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
I'M POWERLESS was overpowered by SPICE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 8 - 0 0 |
Turn 164 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 99 84 1 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 103 92 0 236 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 130 93 0 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 48 36 0 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 72 107 4 198 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 34 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 38 39 0 169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 35 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 50 2 107 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 30 29 2 74 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SPICE 7-6640, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
and RAYNER 20-182.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were CPT. BUZZY 20-65, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO
MONTOYA 33-8054, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and BURM WOLFSNARL
81-113.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 2 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 25 23 5 65 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 48 36 0 205 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 44 45 0 159 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 34 2 182 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 50 2 107 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 99 84 1 358 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 286 192 4 225 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 72 0 38 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 35 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 33 1 194 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
FIRST INAUGURAL ARVAT CONTEST SUPREME
Who can join? Anyone with a team in Arvat as of 2/1/2018.
When does it start? First turn due after 2/1/2018.
How long does it run? 13 turns.
How do I join? Announce your manager name and team name in the Arvat newsletter prior
to 2/1/2017 and state that you are entering the contest. Prior to the contest
actually starting you need to have 2 rollup certs sent to the Dark One care of RSI.
How do I win the contest? The team which has accrued the most points as of the end of
the 13th turn is the winner. The team which has the 2nd most points is declared the
runner up. And the team which has the 3rd most points is declared honorable
contender. Everyone else is a loser and should be ridiculed.
How do I score points?
1) Every challenge you win vs. another team in the contest = 10 points, as long as
that challenge is to a warrior equal to or above yours in the rankings. Except
for the Duelmaster who can challenge anyone he wants.
2) You also earn bonus points for every challenge won. For every point of
recognition your target is ranked above you, you earn one bonus point. This is
for challenges only.
3) If you are challenged by a warrior below you and defeat him, you will gain 5
points.
4) Also every random matchup against a contest team that you win will earn you 5
points -- up or down.
5) You CAN downchallenge, however you get no points for doing so, and if you are
beaten, your opponent will earn 10 points and the right to ridicule you in the
newsletter.
6) Bloodfeud challenges count just like regular challenges during the contest.
7) In addition there are the following bonus points that are awarded each turn:
A) Duelmaster earns 10 points
B) Graduating a warrior earns 10 points
C) Recognition Leader (Chartered or Unchartered) earns 5 points (if the
Duelmaster is the recognition leader as well, then only the DM points apply)
D) Popularity Leader earns 5 points
E) Turn's most popular earns 5 points
F) Top team on the move earns 5 points
G) Current Top team earns 10 points
H) Any warrior that earns a Tournament Champion in either the April Mail In or
July FTF tournament earns 20 points
I) Any warrior that earns a Tournament Victor in either of those tournaments
earns 10 points
J) Note that Top Chartered and Unchartered team awards do NOT earn points
What are the rules regarding other teams in the arena? If you challenge any warriors
not participating in the contest you LOSE 20 points, unless the challenged warrior is
the Duelmaster. If any manager has a 2nd (or 3rd) team in the arena they may NOT
challenge any warrior of any team participating in the contest or they are
DISQUALIFIED.
What do I win if I win this contest?
1) The winner wins all of the rollup certificates given as entry fee for the contest.
In addition, the winner gets to pick 3 of the prizes below.
2) The runner up gets to pick 2 of the prizes below.
3) The honorable contender gets to pick one of the prizes below.
In addition, all competitors in the contest who run all 13 turns and at least 62 total
fights will earn 1 potion of +1 bonus, which must be used on a warrior who
participated at least 1 fight in the contest.
Also, the team that scores the most points on any one turn of the contest (other than
the winner, runner up or honorable contender) can pick one prize that was NOT selected
by those three.
Prizes:
1) Limited stat switch (You can swap any 2 stats you want on an Arvat replacement
rollup that you received within the next 6 month)
2) Extra replacements (Next time you get a replacement (or whenever you want within 6
months) in Arvat you can ask RSI for 5 additional replacements and select the best
one for your team)
3) Limited damage bump (You can pick one warrior on your Arvat team to move up one
damage class -- as long as he remains in-bounds for his ST/SZ stats)
4) Favorite weapon knowledge (You learn the favorite weapon of one of your Arvat
warriors -- must be on the team during the contest)
5) Favorite rhythm knowledge (You learn the favorite offensive effort and activity
level of one of your Arvat warriors, who most have been on your team during the
contest)
6) Shrinking potion (You get to take 3 points of size away from an Arvat replacement
during the next 6 months and add the 3 points to another stat -- both SZ and the
other stat must remain in bounds)
7) Extra skills (Any one of your warriors in Arvat learns 3 extra skills of your
choice (no more than 2 can be in the same area and must be in bounds)
8) Extra train (Any one of your Arvat warriors gets an extra stat train in the area
of your choice -- and must be in bounds)
9) The Dark One's Massive Rollup prize (You get 50 team sheets, at random, from the
Dark One's massive pile of teams. Most will be mediocre at best, but there are
plenty of decent to good warrior prospects in there!)
All prizes must be applied within 6 months from the end of the tournament, must be on
Arvat warriors on the team that participated in the contest and must be in bounds.