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Date   : 12/26/2017    Duedate: 01/08/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 165

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  693  487   3 58.7    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  303  377   6 44.6
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    390  322   3 54.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  3 DEADLINE 20/432        6    5   0 54.5    7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    7   12   1 36.8
  4-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   81   80   2 50.3    8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    1    2   0 33.3
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  9 LOSERS 20/434          4   12   1 25.0
  5-PHANTOM REGI 20/433  194  217   3 47.2

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello!

I hope you all had a good holiday.  I did.

I'm sorry to note that the Big Lake guild wasn't active this turn.  They might still 
be visiting family.  Anyway, that means there were no challenges.  There were also no 
avoids.  We saw ten fights today.  Suave's guild fielded six stylemasters -- wow! -- 
and retained the Champion of the Horn seat.  Well done!

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (99-84-1,358) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(286-192-4,225) of RHYME TYME.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in an action packed 
1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Mr. Dash is, of course, our top Lunger.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (103-92-0,236) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-
30) (0-0-0,240).  JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in an exciting 5 
minute gory melee.  Mr. Knuckles is our highest ranked TP, and was voted this turn's 
favorite fighter.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (42-36-2,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute 
mismatched brawl.  Too bad!  Still Tantrum Yoga is our master of the Parry-Lunge 
style.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (130-93-0,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200).  1977 AMC MATADOR defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 
minute match.  Defeated the Arenamster!  And of course, the Matador is still our top 
Wall of Steel.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (48-36-0,205) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) 
(44-45-0,159) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  CHATROOMMATE was devastated by CPT. BUZZY in a 
popular 1 minute uneven brawl.  Chatroommate has lost the top PL title, but one of her 
teammates picked it up.

BEDDER (18-10043) (72-107-4,198) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  BEDDER devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
mismatched match.  Nice one!  That Rirorni Captain is tough.  Bedder remains our top 
Striker, and has taken the overall popularity honor from Mod Cod.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (38-39-0,169) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(51-50-2,107) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 
minute uneven melee.  Hard Knocks is still our best Aimed Blow.

8) MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (27-35-1,142) of BASH BROS TIRES fought FLOYD (107-10) 
(0-0-0,150).  MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by FLOYD in a 1 minute uneven duel.  Mr 
Right Handed is our highest rated Parry-Strike.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-72-0,38) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought R.O.U.S. (107-4) (0-0-
0,50).  I'M POWERLESS was defeated by R.O.U.S. in an action packed 2 minute duel.

RAYNER (20-182) (30-29-2,74) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (25-23-5,65) of LADIES 
OF QUALITY.  RAYNER was defeated by SPICE in an exciting 1 minute fight.  Rayner is 
still our star Parry-Riposte.

All right, that's all I can think of to say this time around.  I hope you all start 
showing a little more life next turn, or I'll have to start making stuff up!

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell                   

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     100  84  1  416  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      104  92  0  244  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    131  93  0  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              73 107  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             45  45  0  197  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MOD COD 55-2638             286 193  4  194  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  33  1  194  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  34  2  182  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         42  37  2  176  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        46  33  0  175  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          39  39  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        48  37  0  169  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  36  1  134  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        51  51  2  113  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KARMA 20-419                 22  23  2   91  LOSERS (434)               SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                 26  23  5   77  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
-SHEM 81-2719                 18  14  2   70  PRAY THE GODS (414)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                30  30  2   65  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-STAY PUFT 20-144             17  10  1   62  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        37  73  0   39  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated VERMICIOUS KNID in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
TANTRUM YOGA was vanquished by CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR defeated ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 2 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE was devastated by CPT. BUZZY in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
BEDDER devastated RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by FLOYD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
I'M POWERLESS was defeated by R.O.U.S. in a action packed 2 minute duel.
RAYNER was defeated by SPICE in a exciting 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   9 -  0       0  |

Turn 165 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   100  84  1  416 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    104  92  0  244 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  131  93  0  214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            73 107  4  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK  CPT. BUZZY 20-65           45  45  0  197 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       42  37  2  176 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        39  39  0  171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  36  1  134 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      51  51  2  113 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              30  30  2   65 DEADLINE (432)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were I'M POWERLESS 
59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, SPICE 7-6640, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, MOD COD 55-2638, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SPICE 7-6640, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, THE 
HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BEDDER 18-10043, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                26  23  5   77  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             73 107  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            45  45  0  197  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       51  51  2  113  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    100  84  1  416  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            286 193  4  194  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       37  73  0   39  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     27  36  1  134  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD