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Date : 01/09/2018 Duedate: 01/22/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 166
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 699 488 3 58.9 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 303 380 6 44.4
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 DEADLINE 20/432 7 5 0 58.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 390 323 3 54.7 7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 7 13 1 35.0
4 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 82 82 2 50.0 8-LOSERS 20/434 4 12 1 25.0
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 9 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 1 3 0 25.0
5-PHANTOM REGI 20/433 194 217 3 47.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello!
Strange. The Big Lake guild was inactive last turn, but they still got their
challenges through. I thought you had to fight for a turn before you could challenge.
Oh well, I was wrong.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-33-1,194) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged 1977 AMC
MATADOR (42-4116) (131-93-0,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE. SYE THE BEARDED was bested by
1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight. The Matador is top Wall of Steel.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (46-33-0,175) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CPT. BUZZY (20-
65) (45-45-0,197) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel. Cpt. Buzzy is our best Slasher today.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (100-84-1,416) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(286-193-4,194) of RHYME TYME. THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated MOD COD in a 1 minute
one-sided Title match. So, Mr. Dash is now our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger,
but Mod Cod is still the overall popularity leader.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (104-92-0,244) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 7 minute gory contest.
Mr. Knuckles is top TP.
BEDDER (18-10043) (73-107-4,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054)
(41-34-2,182) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched competition. Bedder is our highest ranked Striker.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (42-37-2,176) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-36-1,134) of BASH BROS TIRES. TANTRUM YOGA defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1
minute struggle. Mr. Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (48-37-0,169) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (51-51-2,113) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY
DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl. Dirty Diapers is our highest ranked
Basher.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (39-39-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9)
(0-0-0,170). HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven
melee. Mr. Knocks is our top Aimed Blow, and today's least popular guy.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-73-0,39) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RAYNER (20-182) (30-
30-2,65) of DEADLINE. I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1
minute duel. Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.
SPICE (7-6640) (26-23-5,77) of LADIES OF QUALITY fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON (107-5) (0-
0-0,70). SPICE was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
Why do they call this place Storm Rock? Okay, there's a big rocky hill overlooking
the lake right next to the arena, but it's not any stormier here than anywhere else.
Another thing I don't know! I feel really ignorant now.
Okay, see you next time. Enjoy the thaw.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 101 84 1 472 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 105 92 0 247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 132 93 0 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 74 107 4 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 34 1 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 47 33 0 196 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 286 194 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 45 46 0 180 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 43 37 2 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 35 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 49 37 0 171 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 39 40 0 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 37 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 52 2 128 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KARMA 20-419 22 23 2 91 LOSERS (434) SEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 31 30 2 67 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 26 24 5 63 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 74 0 41 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SYE THE BEARDED was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CLOTTO in a popular 7 minute gory contest.
BEDDER demolished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
TANTRUM YOGA defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute struggle.
CHATROOMMATE savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'M POWERLESS was unbelievably bested by RAYNER in a popular 1 minute duel.
SPICE was vanquished by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 8 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 166 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 101 84 1 472 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 105 92 0 247 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 132 93 0 222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 74 107 4 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
SLASHING ATTACK CPT. BUZZY 20-65 45 46 0 180 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 43 37 2 178 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 39 40 0 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 37 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 52 2 128 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 31 30 2 67 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BEDDER 18-10043, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, MOD
COD 55-2638, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The other ten least
popular fighters were SPICE 7-6640, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
CPT. BUZZY 20-65, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM
WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER 20-182, and THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 26 24 5 63 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 74 107 4 220 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 45 46 0 180 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 35 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 52 2 128 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 101 84 1 472 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 286 194 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 37 74 0 41 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 37 1 142 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 34 1 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
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