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Date : 01/23/2018 Duedate: 02/05/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 167
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 8 5 0 61.5 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 704 490 3 59.0 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 2 3 0 40.0
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 391 323 3 54.8 7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 7 14 1 33.3
4-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 82 82 2 50.0 8 LOSERS 20/434 5 13 1 27.8
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 304 382 6 44.3
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello out there!
Well, ten fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths. Is it true they're going to
merge this arena with Primus? I guess the Big Lake guild didn't fight this turn. I
don't know... the weather was pretty frigid, so maybe they got snowed in somewhere?
Here's the Title fight! THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (101-84-1,472) of COLOR ME SUAVE
fought MOD COD (55-2638) (286-194-4,190) of RHYME TYME. THE HYPHEN-DASH was
devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Whoops! Those two guys
fought last turn and it went the other way. So Mod Cod has taken the Title and the
top Lunger honors from Mr. Dash.
BEDDER (18-10043) (74-107-4,220) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30)
(0-0-0,240). BEDDER demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-
sided melee. I should hope so! Everyone hates that knid. Bedder is top Striker, as
usual. He was also voted this turn's favorite.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (132-93-0,222) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(107-23) (0-0-0,181). 1977 AMC MATADOR bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3
minute contest. The Matador is our premier Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (105-92-0,247) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24)
(0-0-0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4
minute match. Mr. Knuckles is our top TP and also the overall popularity leader. Why
is popularity such a big thing?
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (39-40-0,160) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-
39-3,168) of TWISTED SISTERS. HARD KNOCKS vanquished IRON BITCH in an exciting 1
minute bloody mismatched fight. Hard Knocks is our most dangerous, and only, Aimed
Blow.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (49-37-0,171) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65)
(45-46-0,180) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by CPT. BUZZY in
a 1 minute uneven fight. The Captain is our best Slasher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (43-37-2,178) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(51-52-2,128) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1
minute one-sided duel. Mr. Yoga is top P-L, while Mr. Diapers is top Basher.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (27-37-1,142) of BASH BROS TIRES fought KARMA (20-419) (22-
23-2,91) of LOSERS. MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by KARMA in a 1 minute one-sided
duel. Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike and this turn's least popular fighter.
Not to be taken too personally, I guess. The crowds are so fickle.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (37-74-0,41) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute
uneven match. Hey, he doesn't look powerless to me.
RAYNER (20-182) (31-30-2,67) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (26-24-5,63) of LADIES
OF QUALITY. RAYNER savagely defeated SPICE in a 2 minute brutal fight. And Rayner is
our top Parry-Riposte.
That's all for this turn, but I have a request. Next turn, please try to challenge
and avoid. You might want to avoid the Big Lake guild. And please write personal
ads. Oh, and please ask your friends to move some fighters to this arena. Thanks
much!
Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 287 194 4 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 106 92 0 250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 75 107 4 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 133 93 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 101 85 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 34 1 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 47 33 0 196 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 46 0 195 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 44 37 2 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 35 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 40 40 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 49 38 0 163 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 40 3 154 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 53 2 133 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
KARMA 20-419 23 23 2 127 LOSERS (434) SEAM
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 38 1 106 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 32 30 2 73 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 26 25 5 60 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 74 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
As we look into the Challenger Adepts at our potential matchups, we want to cry (or at
least sit out) -- Dirty Diapers & Mr Right Handed
Just 4 more skills and I can finally work on that critical flaw that Assur forced upon
me... -- I'm Powerless
You do realize who is funding your careers, right? -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER demolished VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 3 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
1977 AMC MATADOR bested VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 3 minute contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES savagely defeated RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished IRON BITCH in a exciting 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TANTRUM YOGA vanquished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED was vanquished by KARMA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS overpowered ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
RAYNER savagely defeated SPICE in a 2 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 167 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 287 194 4 215 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 106 92 0 250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 75 107 4 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 133 93 0 224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 46 0 195 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 44 37 2 180 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 40 40 0 175 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 53 2 133 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 38 1 106 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 32 30 2 73 DEADLINE (432)
The overall popularity leader is JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The most popular warrior
this turn was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CPT. BUZZY 20-65,
RAYNER 20-182, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, KARMA 20-419, I'M POWERLESS
59-2629, and SPICE 7-6640.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were IRON BITCH 72-5859, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, SPICE 7-6640, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, KARMA 20-419,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, and RAYNER 20-182.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 3 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 26 25 5 60 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 75 107 4 233 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 46 0 195 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 51 53 2 133 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 106 92 0 250 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 287 194 4 215 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 74 0 48 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 40 3 154 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD