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Date : 02/06/2018 Duedate: 02/19/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 168
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 711 490 3 59.2 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 305 384 6 44.3
2 DEADLINE 20/432 8 6 0 57.1 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 391 324 3 54.7 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409 82 82 2 50.0 7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 8 14 1 36.4
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 2 4 0 33.3
5 DARQUE AGES 81/335 144 155 4 48.2 9 LOSERS 20/434 5 15 1 25.0
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
DARQUE FORCES 31/318
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
Tobaya Cantrell here. There were 14 fights today, no challenges, no avoids, and it
was a pretty good day for one Captured Pirate King. He fought two fights, and won
both of them.
It looks like someone has taken the Champion of the Horn title from Mod Cod. MOD COD
(55-2638) (287-194-4,215) of RHYME TYME fought EVANGELION (59-2340) (47-63-1,490) of
IMPROVED ILLUSION. MOD COD was devastated by EVANGELION in a 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. So, Evangelion is now our top P-R.
BEDDER (18-10043) (75-107-4,233) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (49-38-
2,200) of DARQUE AGES. BEDDER vanquished FAN ZHEN in an exciting 1 minute uneven
battle. Top Striker, top Slasher. Bedder is also the overall popularity leader.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (133-93-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH
(107-22) (0-0-0,181). 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute
mismatched duel. As usual, the Matador is our top Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (106-92-0,250) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched
match. And Mr. Knuckles remains the top TP, and was voted this turn's favorite
fighter.
CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (46-46-0,195) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (44-
37-2,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute
one-sided struggle. Tantrum Yoga is the top P-L.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (101-85-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200). THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
competition. Mr. Dash is top Lunger.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (40-40-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought KARMA (20-419) (23-23-
2,127) of LOSERS. HARD KNOCKS vanquished KARMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
Hard Knocks is our premier Aimed Blow.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (49-38-0,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-38-1,106) of BASH BROS TIRES. CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a
1 minute one-sided duel. Despite losing, Mr Right Handed is our ranking Parry-Strike.
And he was voted this turn's least favorite. Don't know why, other than losing to
a... much more impressive foe.
IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-40-3,154) of TWISTED SISTERS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(51-53-2,133) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. IRON BITCH was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a
popular 1 minute uneven match. Dirty Diapers is top Basher.
STRABO (81-2689) (19-12-0,69) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-
0,30). STRABO was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-33-0,28) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2)
(0-0-0,30). BARBAROSSA was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
contest.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (20-11-1,70) of DARQUE AGES fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-
74-0,48) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. VLAD TEPES luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (32-25-0,82) of DARQUE AGES fought RAYNER (20-182) (32-30-2,73)
of DEADLINE. JOAN OF ARC savagely defeated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-11-0,54) of DARQUE ANGELS fought SPICE (7-6640) (26-25-5,60)
of LADIES OF QUALITY. SOVEREIGN was vanquished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided fray.
Zontani Sharp Eyes has some words of wisdom for us all: "Till next we meet remember:
a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing
only once." I don't know, there are some things that make me mad more than once, like
bad drivers in traffic. Does that mean I'm a fool? Oh well!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 48 63 1 547 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 107 92 0 258 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 76 107 4 250 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 134 93 0 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 102 85 1 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 34 1 202 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 45 37 2 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 47 33 0 196 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
MOD COD 55-2638 287 195 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 49 39 2 190 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 47 0 179 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 35 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 41 40 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 50 38 0 165 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 52 53 2 155 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 41 3 133 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
KARMA 20-419 23 24 2 129 LOSERS (434) SEAM
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 39 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOAN OF ARC 81-165 33 25 0 89 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
SPICE 7-6640 27 25 5 74 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 32 31 2 73 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 21 11 1 72 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-CASPER 20-147 19 12 0 69 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 75 0 52 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 12 0 47 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
STRABO 81-2689 19 13 0 39 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 24 34 0 19 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD was devastated by EVANGELION in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER vanquished FAN ZHEN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished KARMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRON BITCH was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
STRABO was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBAROSSA was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute contest.
VLAD TEPES luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC savagely defeated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SOVEREIGN was vanquished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 168 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 48 63 1 547 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 107 92 0 258 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 76 107 4 250 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 134 93 0 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 102 85 1 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 45 37 2 198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 49 39 2 190 DARQUE AGES (335)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 41 40 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 52 53 2 155 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 39 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, SPICE 7-6640, RAYNER
20-182, and EVANGELION 59-2340.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were KARMA 20-419, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, STRABO
81-2689, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 5 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 27 25 5 74 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 76 107 4 250 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 47 0 179 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 52 53 2 155 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 21 12 0 47 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 107 92 0 258 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 287 195 4 190 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
EVANGELION 59-2340 48 63 1 547 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 41 3 133 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 49 39 2 190 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE