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Date   : 02/06/2018    Duedate: 02/19/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 168

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  711  490   3 59.2      IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  305  384   6 44.3
  2 DEADLINE 20/432        8    6   0 57.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    391  324   3 54.7      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4-BIG LAKE BAN 33/409   82   82   2 50.0    7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429    8   14   1 36.4
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                  8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    2    4   0 33.3
  5 DARQUE AGES 81/335   144  155   4 48.2    9 LOSERS 20/434          5   15   1 25.0
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey!

Tobaya Cantrell here.  There were 14 fights today, no challenges, no avoids, and it 
was a pretty good day for one Captured Pirate King.  He fought two fights, and won 
both of them.

It looks like someone has taken the Champion of the Horn title from Mod Cod.  MOD COD 
(55-2638) (287-194-4,215) of RHYME TYME fought EVANGELION (59-2340) (47-63-1,490) of 
IMPROVED ILLUSION.  MOD COD was devastated by EVANGELION in a 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.  So, Evangelion is now our top P-R.

BEDDER (18-10043) (75-107-4,233) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (49-38-
2,200) of DARQUE AGES.  BEDDER vanquished FAN ZHEN in an exciting 1 minute uneven 
battle.  Top Striker, top Slasher.  Bedder is also the overall popularity leader.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (133-93-0,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH 
(107-22) (0-0-0,181).  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute 
mismatched duel.  As usual, the Matador is our top Wall of Steel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (106-92-0,250) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181).  JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched 
match.  And Mr. Knuckles remains the top TP, and was voted this turn's favorite 
fighter.

CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (46-46-0,195) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (44-
37-2,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute 
one-sided struggle.  Tantrum Yoga is the top P-L.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (101-85-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200).  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute one-sided 
competition.  Mr. Dash is top Lunger.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (40-40-0,175) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought KARMA (20-419) (23-23-
2,127) of LOSERS.  HARD KNOCKS vanquished KARMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  
Hard Knocks is our premier Aimed Blow.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (49-38-0,163) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (27-38-1,106) of BASH BROS TIRES.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 
1 minute one-sided duel.  Despite losing, Mr Right Handed is our ranking Parry-Strike.  
And he was voted this turn's least favorite.  Don't know why, other than losing to 
a... much more impressive foe.

IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-40-3,154) of TWISTED SISTERS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(51-53-2,133) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  IRON BITCH was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
popular 1 minute uneven match.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

STRABO (81-2689) (19-12-0,69) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-
0,30).  STRABO was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-33-0,28) of DARQUE AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) 
(0-0-0,30).  BARBAROSSA was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute 
contest.

VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (20-11-1,70) of DARQUE AGES fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-
74-0,48) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  VLAD TEPES luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute conflict.

JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (32-25-0,82) of DARQUE AGES fought RAYNER (20-182) (32-30-2,73) 
of DEADLINE.  JOAN OF ARC savagely defeated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.

SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (21-11-0,54) of DARQUE ANGELS fought SPICE (7-6640) (26-25-5,60) 
of LADIES OF QUALITY.  SOVEREIGN was vanquished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute 
one-sided fray.

Zontani Sharp Eyes has some words of wisdom for us all:  "Till next we meet remember:  
a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing 
only once."  I don't know, there are some things that make me mad more than once, like 
bad drivers in traffic.  Does that mean I'm a fool?  Oh well!

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVANGELION 59-2340           48  63  1  547  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      107  92  0  258  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              76 107  4  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    134  93  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     102  85  1  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  34  1  202  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         45  37  2  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        47  33  0  196  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             287 195  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             49  39  2  190  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             46  47  0  179  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
-INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  35  2  177  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          41  40  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        50  38  0  165  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        52  53  2  155  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 IRON BITCH 72-5859           26  41  3  133  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 KARMA 20-419                 23  24  2  129  LOSERS (434)               SEAM
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      27  39  1  113  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           33  25  0   89  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SPICE 7-6640                 27  25  5   74  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                32  31  2   73  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           21  11  1   72  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-CASPER 20-147                19  12  0   69  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        38  75  0   52  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            21  12  0   47  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 STRABO 81-2689               19  13  0   39  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           24  34  0   19  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD was devastated by EVANGELION in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BEDDER vanquished FAN ZHEN in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
CPT. BUZZY was overpowered by TANTRUM YOGA in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished KARMA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IRON BITCH was overpowered by DIRTY DIAPERS in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
STRABO was overpowered by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARBAROSSA was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute contest.
VLAD TEPES luckily beat I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
JOAN OF ARC savagely defeated RAYNER in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
SOVEREIGN was vanquished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  10 -  0       0  |

Turn 168 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         48  63  1  547 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    107  92  0  258 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            76 107  4  250 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  134  93  0  232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   102  85  1  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       45  37  2  198 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 81-1288           49  39  2  190 DARQUE AGES (335)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        41  40  0  177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      52  53  2  155 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    27  39  1  113 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.  The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, HARD 
KNOCKS 42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, SPICE 7-6640, RAYNER 
20-182, and EVANGELION 59-2340.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KARMA 20-419, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, STRABO 
81-2689, IRON BITCH 72-5859, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, MOD COD 55-2638, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  2 0  
SEAM(20)             0  3 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  3 0  
CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPICE 7-6640                27  25  5   74  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             76 107  4  250  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            46  47  0  179  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       52  53  2  155  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           21  12  0   47  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     107  92  0  258  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            287 195  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 EVANGELION 59-2340          48  63  1  547  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 IRON BITCH 72-5859          26  41  3  133  TWISTED SISTERS (413)      DRAGONHEAD
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            49  39  2  190  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE