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Date : 03/20/2018 Duedate: 04/02/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 171
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 725 497 3 59.3 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 306 392 6 43.8
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 DEADLINE 20/432 10 7 0 58.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 394 324 3 54.9 6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 10 15 1 40.0
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 155 165 6 48.4 7 LOSERS 20/434 7 19 1 26.9
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 2 7 0 22.2
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hello!
I'll do the statistics first. Thirteen fights, to deaths, three challenges, no
avoids. Three stand-ins, probably just because Suave's guild is so numerous.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (22-12-1,68) of DARQUE AGES challenged RAYNER (20-182) (34-31-
2,84) of DEADLINE. VLAD TEPES savagely slew RAYNER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge
duel. Ouch!
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (24-36-0,22) of DARQUE AGES challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876)
(27-41-1,92) of BASH BROS TIRES. BARBAROSSA viciously butchered MR RIGHT HANDED in a
popular 1 minute Challenge fight. Both of these deaths happened on challenges. Was
it personal? Despite dying, Mr Right Handed is still our top Parry-Strike. I didn't
know it worked that way.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (50-63-1,573) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged 1977 AMC MATADOR
(42-4116) (136-93-0,251) of COLOR ME SUAVE. EVANGELION slimly lost to 1977 AMC
MATADOR in a 14 minute Challenge Title fight. Whoa! So, we have a new Champion of
the Horn. Congratulations to the Matador. That was an impressively long fight, too.
The Matador is our highest Wall of Steel, and Evangelion continues to be both the top
Parry-Riposte and this turn's favorite fighter.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (35-25-0,109) of DARQUE AGES challenged IRON BITCH (72-5859) (26-
43-3,118) of TWISTED SISTERS. JOAN OF ARC demolished IRON BITCH in a 2 minute one-
sided Challenge melee.
STRABO (81-2689) (19-15-0,24) of DARQUE AGES challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-
77-0,40) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. STRABO viciously subdued I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute
gruesome Challenge brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (104-85-1,243) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181). THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute one-sided
struggle. The Hyphen-Dash is still top Lunger.
MOD COD (55-2638) (289-195-4,212) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (108-
93-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute uneven
melee. Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader while Jello Knuckles is top TP.
BEDDER (18-10043) (77-108-4,193) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL (107-
28) (0-0-0,200). BEDDER vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute
gruesome uneven duel. The Arenamaster -- vanquished! Wow! And Bedder is top
Striker.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (43-40-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9)
(0-0-0,170). HARD KNOCKS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight. Hard Knocks is our top Aimed Blow.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (49-41-2,209) of DARQUE AGES fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (46-49-
0,155) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. FAN ZHEN handily defeated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. Fan Zhen is top Slasher. Buzzy is the least popular fighter this turn.
Hmph. Guess some folks lost money?
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (45-39-2,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought KARMA (20-419) (25-24-
2,168) of LOSERS. TANTRUM YOGA subdued KARMA in a 2 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (50-40-0,180) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (53-54-2,175) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. CHATROOMMATE bested DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2
minute bloody conflict. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge; Dirty Diapers is top Basher.
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (22-13-0,58) of DARQUE ANGELS fought SPICE (7-6640) (28-26-5,58)
of LADIES OF QUALITY. SOVEREIGN was subdued by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gory match.
Really, is the Smog Cutter the best bar in town? It sounds interesting. Heading
there now to check it out.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 137 93 0 259 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 105 85 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 290 195 4 229 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 41 2 211 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 108 94 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 78 108 4 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
EVANGELION 59-2340 50 64 1 209 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 40 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 51 40 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 55 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 46 39 2 167 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 50 0 158 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
KARMA 20-419 25 25 2 157 LOSERS (434) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JOAN OF ARC 81-165 36 25 0 125 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 44 3 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 23 12 2 100 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 36 1 78 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
RAYNER 20-182 34 32 2 74 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 29 26 5 69 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
-MAYBE BAYBE 42-5014 16 9 2 61 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-VIDHI 81-2840 17 6 1 58 PRAY THE GODS (414) SHADOWSPIRE
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 22 14 0 54 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 42 1 52 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
STRABO 81-2689 20 15 0 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 78 0 29 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 42 1 BASH BROS TIRES 411 BARBAROSSA 81-2098 171
RAYNER 20-182 34 32 2 DEADLINE 432 VLAD TEPES 81-1979 171
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Tobaya -- My apologies for missing personal ads last turn. I wrote them out, but
failed to give them to the delivery service. -- Master Darque
Master D -- Well, it's certainly good to hear from you this time. -- Cantrell
Jello Knuckles -- Thanks for an exciting fight. You can certainly take a hit or 12.
-- Evangelion
1977 AMC Matador -- The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over
again and expecting a different result. A third match against you will surely have a
different outcome... won't it. -- Fan Zhen
Mr Right Handed -- Simple. Plain. Ordinary. -- Joan of Arc
R.O.U.S. -- I don't remember taking a detour into the Fire Swamp. -- Strabo
Rayner -- I'll have to check with Assur, but I think his warrior holds the record for
most consecutive loses. I'm getting there. -- Barbarossa
Spice -- In my land, spice is a horrible, horrible drug. I don't know where I was
going with that. I don't think you're horrible... or a drug. I'll shut up now. --
Vlad Tepes
I'm Powerless -- Totally shocked with that outcome. -- Sovereign
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVANGELION slimly lost to 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 14 minute Challenge Title fight.
JOAN OF ARC demolished IRON BITCH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
VLAD TEPES savagely slew RAYNER in a 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BARBAROSSA viciously butchered MR RIGHT HANDED in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
STRABO viciously subdued I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MOD COD overpowered JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BEDDER vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FAN ZHEN handily defeated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TANTRUM YOGA subdued KARMA in a 2 minute match.
CHATROOMMATE bested DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
SOVEREIGN was subdued by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 1 - 0 90 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 14 - 1 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 12 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 13 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 171 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 137 93 0 259 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 105 85 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 41 2 211 DARQUE AGES (335)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 108 94 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 78 108 4 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 50 64 1 209 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 40 0 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 51 40 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 55 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 42 1 52 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was EVANGELION 59-2340. The ten other most popular fighters were 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, BEDDER 18-10043, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, VLAD TEPES
81-1979, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, STRABO 81-2689, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.
The least popular fighter this week was CPT. BUZZY 20-65. The other ten least
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, RAYNER 20-182, IRON
BITCH 72-5859, KARMA 20-419, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, MOD COD 55-2638, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, SPICE 7-6640, and I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 2 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 0 2
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 29 26 5 69 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 78 108 4 210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 50 0 158 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 55 2 175 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 22 14 0 54 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 137 93 0 259 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 290 195 4 229 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
EVANGELION 59-2340 50 64 1 209 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 44 3 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 41 2 211 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE