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Date : 04/03/2018 Duedate: 04/16/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 172
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 728 501 3 59.2 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 306 395 6 43.7
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 DEADLINE 20/432 10 8 0 55.6 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 395 324 3 54.9 6 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 11 15 1 42.3
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 160 167 6 48.9 7 LOSERS 20/434 7 20 1 25.9
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 2 8 0 20.0
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
Tobaya Cantrell here. Let's see... Joan of Arc avoided My Pets. Nobody died. There
were thirteen fights, three challenges, and Master Darque's team wrote ads. Yay! By
my count there were four stand-ins, which isn't bad.
JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (36-25-0,125) of DARQUE AGES challenged KARMA (20-419) (25-25-
2,157) of LOSERS. JOAN OF ARC vanquished KARMA in an exciting 1 minute uneven
Challenge battle.
STRABO (81-2689) (20-15-0,38) of DARQUE AGES challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (27-
42-1,52) of BASH BROS TIRES. STRABO overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel. Mr Right Handed is the top Parry-Strike.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (137-93-0,259) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(290-195-4,229) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in a 1
minute one-sided Title fight. Mod Cod is the top Lunger, the overall popularity
leader, and the Champion of the Horn. Talk about a BMIA! The Matador, no slouch, is
top Wall of Steel.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (50-41-2,211) of DARQUE AGES fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (105-
85-1,251) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Mr. Zhen is top Slasher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (51-40-0,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65)
(46-50-0,158) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHATROOMMATE devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute
one-sided competition. The Chatty one is top Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (44-40-0,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). HARD KNOCKS was overcome by CRYSALIS GUARD in an action packed 1 minute
melee. Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow, and Crysalis Guard fought twice today and won
both times.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (108-94-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (53-55-2,175) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued DIRTY
DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory duel. Dirty Diapers is top Basher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (46-39-2,167) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute duel.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (23-12-2,100) of DARQUE AGES fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-0-0,150).
VLAD TEPES narrowly defeated FLOYD in an action packed 3 minute gory match. Mr. Tepes
isn't a stylemaster but he is this turn's favorite fighter.
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-36-1,78) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-
0,30). BARBAROSSA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-78-0,29) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SPICE (7-6640) (29-26-
5,69) of LADIES OF QUALITY. I'M POWERLESS was devastated by SPICE in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (22-14-0,54) of DARQUE ANGELS fought RAYNER (20-182) (34-32-2,74)
of DEADLINE. SOVEREIGN demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
So... spring, as they say, has sprung. So far, I don't like it much, but we'll see.
Have a fun two weeks.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 291 195 4 262 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 106 85 1 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
EVANGELION 59-2340 51 64 1 219 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 109 94 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 137 94 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 42 2 195 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 41 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 78 109 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 52 40 0 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 56 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 46 40 2 170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 51 0 158 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
JOAN OF ARC 81-165 37 25 0 152 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KARMA 20-419 25 26 2 134 LOSERS (434) SEAM
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 24 12 2 133 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 44 3 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 23 14 0 75 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
SPICE 7-6640 30 26 5 71 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
RAYNER 20-182 34 33 2 56 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
STRABO 81-2689 21 15 0 55 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 37 1 44 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 43 1 37 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 79 0 30 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Vlad -- Another dance coming, stud. -- Spice
Sovereign -- A mancon(?) who hits. Can respect. -- Spice
I've turned it upside down and sideways and still can't read that word...
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVANGELION devastated BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JOAN OF ARC vanquished KARMA in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
STRABO overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FAN ZHEN was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHATROOMMATE devastated CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS was overcome by CRYSALIS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute gory duel.
TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a popular 1 minute duel.
VLAD TEPES narrowly defeated FLOYD in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
BARBAROSSA was overpowered by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS was devastated by SPICE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SOVEREIGN demolished RAYNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 14 - 1 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 12 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 14 - 0 22 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 172 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 291 195 4 262 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 51 64 1 219 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 109 94 0 212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 137 94 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 42 2 195 DARQUE AGES (335)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 41 0 191 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 78 109 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 52 40 0 188 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 56 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 43 1 37 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was VLAD TEPES 81-1979. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, MOD COD 55-2638, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, HARD KNOCKS
42-4555, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, EVANGELION 59-2340, STRABO 81-2689, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182. The other ten least popular
fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, MR RIGHT
HANDED 72-6876, SPICE 7-6640, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, KARMA
20-419, BEDDER 18-10043, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 3 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 2 0
CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPICE 7-6640 30 26 5 71 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
BEDDER 18-10043 78 109 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 51 0 158 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 53 56 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 23 14 0 75 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 106 85 1 267 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 291 195 4 262 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
EVANGELION 59-2340 51 64 1 219 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 43 1 37 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 42 2 195 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI