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Date : 04/17/2018 Duedate: 04/30/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 173
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 730 506 3 59.1 SENTINELS 7/354
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/433
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 396 324 3 55.0 7 LADIES OF QUA 7/429 12 15 1 44.4
3 DEADLINE 20/432 10 9 0 52.6 8 BASH BROS TI 72/411 307 397 6 43.6
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 83 82 2 50.3 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
5 DARQUE AGES 81/335 163 171 6 48.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 9 LOSERS 20/434 7 21 1 25.0
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WETWORKS 83/436
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 TWISTED SISTERS 72/413
6 VIKINGS 10/355 197 218 4 47.5 10 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421 2 9 0 18.2
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hey!
There were 15 fights today, 4 challenges, one death. Darque Ages were avoided by
Losers. And Master Darque let his team write ads!
MAULI LAMA (7-6292) (25-35-2,138) of SENTINELS fought KARMA (20-419) (25-26-2,134) of
LOSERS. MAULI LAMA killed KARMA in a popular 3 minute gory melee. Ouch! As a
consolation prize, Karma was voted this turn's favorite fighter. Posthumously.
MOD COD (55-2638) (291-195-4,262) of RHYME TYME fought BEDDER (18-10043) (78-109-
4,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MOD COD demolished BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title
competition. So, Mod Cod is still our top Lunger and Champion of the Horn. Bedder is
top Striker. As always, Mod Cod is overall popularity leader. People throw flowers
even out of season, which means they spend money at a greenhouse.
EVANGELION (59-2340) (51-64-1,219) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged THE HYPHEN-DASH
(42-4499) (106-85-1,267) of COLOR ME SUAVE. EVANGELION bested THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 2
minute Challenge fight. Evangelion is our top-ranked Parry-Riposte.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (50-42-2,195) of DARQUE AGES challenged JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554)
(109-94-0,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE. FAN ZHEN slimly lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in an
exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel. Respectively, to Slasher, top TP.
VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (24-12-2,133) of DARQUE AGES challenged CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (46-
51-0,158) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. VLAD TEPES demolished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge fight.
STRABO (81-2689) (21-15-0,55) of DARQUE AGES challenged RAYNER (20-182) (34-33-2,56)
of DEADLINE. STRABO viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge
contest.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (137-94-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOAN OF ARC (81-
165) (37-25-0,152) of DARQUE AGES. 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished JOAN OF ARC in an
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight. The Matador is our top Wall of Steel.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (44-41-0,191) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). HARD KNOCKS was bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome
competition. Hard Knocks is top AB.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (52-40-0,188) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (53-56-2,180) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by DIRTY
DIAPERS in an action packed 1 minute uneven duel. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge
while DD is top Basher. Good fight.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (46-40-2,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9)
(0-0-0,170). TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute
gory uneven duel. Tantrum Yoga was voted least popular this turn. I don't know, I
thought the spy was pretty dangerous.
BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-37-1,44) of DARQUE AGES fought SPICE (7-6640) (30-26-5,71) of
LADIES OF QUALITY. BARBAROSSA was demolished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (27-43-1,37) of BASH BROS TIRES fought SIGMUNDR (10-6525)
(24-11-1,84) of VIKINGS. MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by SIGMUNDR in a 2 minute
mismatched match. Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-79-0,30) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT
(28-5472) (21-19-2,84) of BIG LAKE PURE. I'M POWERLESS was luckily beaten by
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 1 minute conflict. Hey, it looks like the Big Lake guild is
back, unless this is somebody else. Welcome!
SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (23-14-0,75) of DARQUE ANGELS fought STAY PUFT (20-144) (17-10-
1,62) of PHANTOM REGIMENT. SOVEREIGN was vanquished by STAY PUFT in an action packed
1 minute mismatched bout.
CASPER (20-147) (19-12-0,69) of PHANTOM REGIMENT fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1)
(0-0-0,30). CASPER was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 4 minute
mismatched bout.
So... enjoy the spring flowers!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 292 195 4 269 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EVANGELION 59-2340 52 64 1 236 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 110 94 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 138 94 0 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 78 110 4 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 56 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 43 2 198 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 106 86 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 42 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 52 41 0 174 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 26 35 3 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
JOAN OF ARC 81-165 37 26 0 165 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 46 41 2 160 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
VLAD TEPES 81-1979 25 12 2 156 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 52 0 138 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
KARMA 20-419 25 27 2 133 LOSERS (434) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IRON BITCH 72-5859 26 44 3 106 TWISTED SISTERS (413) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 25 11 1 86 VIKINGS (355) KOLACT
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 22 19 2 86 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
STAY PUFT 20-144 18 10 1 85 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
SPICE 7-6640 31 26 5 75 LADIES OF QUALITY (429) BONSUR
STRABO 81-2689 22 15 0 65 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-VENUS 83-437 14 20 3 65 WETWORKS (436) TELORINTHE
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 23 15 0 60 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
RAYNER 20-182 34 34 2 52 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 44 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 38 1 42 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 38 80 0 41 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
CASPER 20-147 19 13 0 40 PHANTOM REGIMENT (433) SEAM
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
KARMA 20-419 25 27 2 LOSERS 434 MAULI LAMA 7-6292 173
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
(from last time:) Sovereign -- A "man-can" who hits. Can respect. -- Spice
Bedder -- Simply a style based challenge. Your teammates have been giving me fits. --
Evangelion
Karma -- I have this sneaking suspicion I'll get what's coming to me for that
challenge. -- Joan of Arc
Mr Right Handed -- I thought with all that experience that you'd be a better teacher.
-- Strabo
The Hyphen-Dash -- I am 3-7 over my last 10 fights. I thought there was supposed to
be a place where the momentum just carried me along. Back to the training grounds! --
Fan Zhen
Rayner -- A bit quick for one of my matches, but I liked the outcome. -- Sovereign
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVANGELION bested THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FAN ZHEN slimly lost to JELLO KNUCKLES in a exciting 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
VLAD TEPES demolished CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STRABO viciously subdued RAYNER in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
MOD COD demolished BEDDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished JOAN OF ARC in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
HARD KNOCKS was bested by THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute gruesome competition.
CHATROOMMATE was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by IMPRISONED SPY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MAULI LAMA killed KARMA in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
BARBAROSSA was demolished by SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by SIGMUNDR in a 2 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS was luckily beaten by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 1 minute conflict.
SOVEREIGN was vanquished by STAY PUFT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
CASPER was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 4 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 16 - 1 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 14 - 0 22 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
Turn 173 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 292 195 4 269 RHYME TYME (385)
PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 52 64 1 236 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 110 94 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 138 94 0 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 78 110 4 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 56 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 43 2 198 DARQUE AGES (335)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 44 42 0 184 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 52 41 0 174 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 44 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was KARMA 20-419. The ten other most popular fighters were FAN ZHEN 81-1288, JELLO
KNUCKLES 42-4554, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, STRABO 81-2689, CASPER 20-147, EVANGELION
59-2340, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, SPICE 7-6640, and MR RIGHT
HANDED 72-6876.
The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563. The other ten least
popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, CPT. BUZZY 20-65, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, MOD COD
55-2638, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, RAYNER 20-182, and VLAD TEPES 81-1979.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 2 0 1 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 2 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 4 0 RODEKI(42) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 3 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MAULI LAMA 7-6292 26 35 3 171 SENTINELS (354) BONSUR
SIGMUNDR 10-6525 25 11 1 86 VIKINGS (355) KOLACT
BEDDER 18-10043 78 110 4 207 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CPT. BUZZY 20-65 46 52 0 138 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 22 19 2 86 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 56 2 201 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
SOVEREIGN 39-3893 23 15 0 60 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 110 94 0 223 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 292 195 4 269 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
EVANGELION 59-2340 52 64 1 236 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 27 44 1 44 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 50 43 2 198 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE