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Date   : 05/01/2018    Duedate: 05/14/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 174

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  734  509   3 59.1      PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/433
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    7 BASH BROS TI 72/411  308  399   6 43.6
  2 DEADLINE 20/432       11    9   0 55.0      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    396  325   3 54.9      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   168  173   6 49.3    8 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430   12   17   1 41.4
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      9 BAD SIGNS 83/397      18   39   0 31.6
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   83   86   2 49.1      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                  10 LOSERS 20/434          8   21   1 27.6
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                    WETWORKS 83/436
  6 VIKINGS 10/355       198  220   4 47.4   11 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    3    9   0 25.0
    SENTINELS 7/354

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, what are you looking at, STORM ROCK?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see CPT. BUZZY win a fight and gain 34 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CPT. BUZZY 
beat INIGO MONTOYA and INIGO MONTOYA lost 30 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
EVANGELION challenged STORM ROCK's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as EVANGELION takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I 
telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, STORM ROCK?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  DARQUE AGES was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was VIKINGS.  Ha ha 
ha ha!  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  
Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for STORM ROCK's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in STORM ROCK to get a drink than The Surly 
Wench Pub!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide 
Clemens  

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVANGELION 59-2340           53  64  1  296  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      111  94  0  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    139  94  0  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              79 110  4  215  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     107  86  1  212  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        47  34  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        54  57  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  35  1  194  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             50  44  2  192  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             292 196  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           38  26  0  187  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          44  43  0  186  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           26  12  2  174  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             47  52  0  172  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        25  37  0  169  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        52  42  0  162  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292            26  36  3  158  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         46  42  2  152  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  36  2  147  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KARMA 20-419                 26  27  2  140  LOSERS (434)               SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STAY PUFT 20-144             19  10  1   99  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            24  15  0   86  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 STRABO 81-2689               23  15  0   79  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  22  20  2   77  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 SIGMUNDR 10-6525             25  12  1   70  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT
 SPICE 7-6640                 31  27  5   67  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
-VENUS 83-437                 14  20  3   65  WETWORKS (436)             TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      28  44  1   60  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 RAYNER 20-182                35  34  2   57  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     25  19  0   54  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        38  81  0   42  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  39  1   41  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-CASPER 20-147                19  13  0   40  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  16  2   39  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVANGELION devastated MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
STAY PUFT vanquished RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS was savagely defeated by BEDDER in a 2 minute competition.
THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered FAN ZHEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HARD KNOCKS was unbelievably bested by GOJIRO in a action packed 2 minute fight.
VLAD TEPES vanquished TANTRUM YOGA in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
JOAN OF ARC vanquished CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAULI LAMA was overcome by OUT FOR A DUCK in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
INIGO MONTOYA was demolished by CPT. BUZZY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KARMA savagely defeated CHEATING MANAGER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory match.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overcame I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute conflict.
STRABO viciously subdued SPICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
BARBAROSSA was overcome by RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SOVEREIGN beat SIGMUNDR in a exciting 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  18 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  15 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  21 -  1      34  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  15 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 174 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         53  64  1  296 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    111  94  0  237 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  139  94  0  230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            79 110  4  215 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   107  86  1  212 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      54  57  2  196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 81-1288           50  44  2  192 DARQUE AGES (335)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        44  43  0  186 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      52  42  0  162 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    28  44  1   60 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KARMA 20-419.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043, OUT FOR 
A DUCK 83-275, MAULI LAMA 7-6292, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, RAYNER 
20-182, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, and STRABO 
81-2689.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOODY MARY 6-7153.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MOD COD 55-2638, SIGMUNDR 10-6525, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, 
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT 28-5472, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SPICE 7-6640, and TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  2 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  4 0  
SEAM(20)             4  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153          17  16  2   39  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 MAULI LAMA 7-6292           26  36  3  158  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 SIGMUNDR 10-6525            25  12  1   70  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT
 BEDDER 18-10043             79 110  4  215  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            47  52  0  172  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  22  20  2   77  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       41  36  2  147  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       54  57  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           24  15  0   86  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     111  94  0  237  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            292 196  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 EVANGELION 59-2340          53  64  1  296  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     28  44  1   60  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       47  34  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       25  37  0  169  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

                 TOURNAMENT PRIZE CLARIFICATION:  SPRING 2018 MAIL-IN

The prize for this most recent tournament was a Clone / Twin prize: 

One potion, which when applied on any Natural Warrior, dead or alive, which will 
either make a Clone or Twin of that warrior at birth.  A clone is one exact copy of 
the warrior; a Twin may be a different style and will be rolled ten times and the best 
shall be chosen.  The new warrior may be added to any team.  A Natural Warrior is 
defined as a warrior that was not created with the use or a prize, nor has ever had a 
prize used on it at any time in the past.  Warriors may be cloned only once by their 
own manager, and once by another.  The owner of the warrior that is cloned or twinned 
must give permission.  Please remember, you must use all prizes within six months of 
the tourney when they were won.