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Date   : 05/15/2018    Duedate: 05/28/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 175

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  737  514   3 58.9      PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/433
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    7 BASH BROS TI 72/411  309  401   6 43.5
  2 DEADLINE 20/432       12    9   0 57.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    397  325   3 55.0      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   173  175   7 49.7    8 EAT EM RAW BU 6/430   12   19   1 38.7
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        LADIES OF QUALITY 7/429
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      9 BAD SIGNS 83/397      19   40   0 32.2
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   84   89   2 48.6      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                  10 I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    4    9   0 30.8
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                 11 LOSERS 20/434          8   22   1 26.7
  6-VIKINGS 10/355       198  220   4 47.4      WETWORKS 83/436
    SENTINELS 7/354

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

It's me again:  Tobaya Cantrell.

What can I say?  It's still spring, but you already knew that.  There were 16 fights, 
but you already knew that, too.  Two people fought stand-ins, and both stand-ins won.  
Argh!  There were four challenges.  Bad Signs avoided Darque Ages.  Out For a Duck was 
temporarily slain.  Hmm.  Suave has four stylemasters.

EVANGELION (59-2340) (53-64-1,296) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged BEDDER (18-10043) 
(79-110-4,215) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  EVANGELION bested BEDDER in a 2 minute Challenge 
Title fight.  So, Evangelion is still our top Parry-Riposte and Bedder is top Striker.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (47-34-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS 
(38-5071) (54-57-2,196) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY 
DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Mr. Wolfsnarl is top TP and Mr. 
Diapers is top Basher.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-35-1,194) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged FAN ZHEN (81-
1288) (50-44-2,192) of DARQUE AGES.  SYE THE BEARDED was overcome by FAN ZHEN in a 
popular 1 minute Challenge match.  Fan Zhen is top Slasher.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (25-37-0,169) of BAD SIGNS challenged VLAD TEPES (81-1979) 
(26-12-2,174) of DARQUE AGES.  OUT FOR A DUCK was slaughtered by VLAD TEPES in a 1 
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (25-19-0,54) of BAD SIGNS challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-
6876) (28-44-1,60) of BASH BROS TIRES.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in 
a 2 minute Challenge match.  Mr Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (111-94-0,237) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181).  JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by CLOTTO in a 1 minute brawl.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (139-94-0,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(292-196-4,190) of RHYME TYME.  1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by MOD COD in an 
exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and overall popularity 
leader.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (107-86-1,212) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought JOAN OF ARC (81-165) 
(38-26-0,187) of DARQUE AGES.  THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated JOAN OF ARC in an 
action packed 1 minute uneven fight.  I'm sorry to say, Joan of Arc was voted this 
turn's least popular fighter.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (44-43-0,186) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CPT. BUZZY (20-65) (47-
52-0,172) of I'M NOT EGGBERT.  HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CPT. BUZZY in a popular 1 
minute uneven duel.  Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (46-42-2,152) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought KARMA (20-419) (26-27-
2,140) of LOSERS.  TANTRUM YOGA won victory over KARMA in a 2 minute duel.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (52-42-0,162) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (41-36-2,147) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE overpowered INIGO MONTOYA in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.

STRABO (81-2689) (23-15-0,79) of DARQUE AGES fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (22-
20-2,77) of BIG LAKE PURE.  STRABO savagely defeated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in an 
exciting 3 minute bloody match.

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-39-1,41) of DARQUE AGES fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (38-
81-0,42) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BARBAROSSA was viciously subdued by I'M POWERLESS in an 
exciting 3 minute contest.

SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (24-15-0,86) of DARQUE ANGELS fought BLOODY MARY (6-7153) (17-16-
2,39) of EAT EM RAW BUG.  SOVEREIGN devastated BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute mismatched 
bout.

RAYNER (20-182) (35-34-2,57) of DEADLINE fought SPICE (7-6640) (31-27-5,67) of LADIES 
OF QUALITY.  RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (18-8-2,64) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER (107-1) 
(0-0-0,30).  JEDI YETI was devastated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in an exciting 1 minute 
uneven duel.

That's all!  Stay safe, but not too safe, and practice hard.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVANGELION 59-2340           54  64  1  302  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             293 196  4  229  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     108  86  1  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    139  95  0  209  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        48  34  0  207  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             51  44  2  202  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              79 111  4  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           27  12  3  196  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        54  58  2  191  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65             48  52  0  191  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  36  1  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           38  27  0  186  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      111  95  0  185  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        53  42  0  172  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          44  44  0  169  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        25  38  0  164  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            26  36  3  158  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         47  42  2  155  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  37  2  144  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 KARMA 20-419                 26  28  2  139  LOSERS (434)               SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STAY PUFT 20-144             19  10  1   99  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            25  15  0   88  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 STRABO 81-2689               24  15  0   87  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                36  34  2   75  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  22  21  2   75  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-SIGMUNDR 10-6525             25  12  1   70  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     26  19  0   63  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      28  45  1   54  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SPICE 7-6640                 31  28  5   53  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        39  81  0   50  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153           17  17  2   44  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
-CASPER 20-147                19  13  0   40  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  40  1   37  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           18   9  2   37  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275     25  38  0 BAD SIGNS 397          VLAD TEPES 81-1979        175

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

All -- I'm trying to keep up with personal ads.  I'm also trying not to be super 
redundant, which is the real challenge in an ADM arena personal ads section.  Welcome 
back to Crip, Den, and Nomad.  Glad y'all are here. -- Master Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVANGELION bested BEDDER in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SYE THE BEARDED was overcome by FAN ZHEN in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
OUT FOR A DUCK was slaughtered by VLAD TEPES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JELLO KNUCKLES was bested by CLOTTO in a 1 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH handily defeated JOAN OF ARC in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
HARD KNOCKS was vanquished by CPT. BUZZY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over KARMA in a 2 minute duel.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
STRABO savagely defeated RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
BARBAROSSA was viciously subdued by I'M POWERLESS in a exciting 3 minute contest.
SOVEREIGN devastated BLOODY MARY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RAYNER handily defeated SPICE in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
JEDI YETI was devastated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  21 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  14 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  21 -  1      34  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  16 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 175 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         54  64  1  302 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           293 196  4  229 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  139  95  0  209 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113      48  34  0  207 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 81-1288           51  44  2  202 DARQUE AGES (335)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            79 111  4  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      54  58  2  191 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      53  42  0  172 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        44  44  0  169 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    28  45  1   54 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The ten other most popular fighters were STRABO 81-2689, 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, RAYNER 20-182, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, MOD COD 
55-2638, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, BARBAROSSA 81-2098, EVANGELION 59-2340, and BEDDER 
18-10043.

The least popular fighter this week was JOAN OF ARC 81-165.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, BLOODY MARY 6-7153, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, DIRTY 
DIAPERS 38-5071, JEDI YETI 18-10860, SPICE 7-6640, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      4  3 1  
SEAM(20)             2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           2  3 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BLOODY MARY 6-7153          17  17  2   44  EAT EM RAW BUG (430)       TRANSEL
 SPICE 7-6640                31  28  5   53  LADIES OF QUALITY (429)    BONSUR
 BEDDER 18-10043             79 111  4  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 CPT. BUZZY 20-65            48  52  0  191  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  22  21  2   75  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       41  37  2  144  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       54  58  2  191  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           25  15  0   88  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    108  86  1  226  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            293 196  4  229  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 EVANGELION 59-2340          54  64  1  302  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     28  45  1   54  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       48  34  0  207  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       25  38  0  164  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE