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Date   : 05/29/2018    Duedate: 06/11/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 176

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432       13    9   0 59.1    6-VIKINGS 10/355       198  220   4 47.4
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  743  516   3 59.0      SENTINELS 7/354
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      PHANTOM REGIMENT 20/433
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    398  325   3 55.0    7 BASH BROS TI 72/411  310  403   6 43.5
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   175  180   7 49.3      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      8-BAD SIGNS 83/397      19   40   0 32.2
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   85   92   2 48.0      WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   9-I'M NOT EGGB 20/421    4    9   0 30.8
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410                 10-LOSERS 20/434          8   22   1 26.7

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi!

Tobaya here.  There were thirteen fights, just two stand-ins, three challenges, no 
deaths.  Fan Zhen avoided Bash Bros Children, I think.

VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (27-12-3,196) of DARQUE AGES challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (293-
196-4,229) of RHYME TYME.  VLAD TEPES was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and as usual, the overall 
popularity leader.

FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (51-44-2,202) of DARQUE AGES challenged BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(48-34-0,207) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  FAN ZHEN won victory over BURM WOLFSNARL in an 
action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.  Fan Zhen is top Slasher.

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-40-1,37) of DARQUE AGES challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(39-81-0,50) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS 
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  I'm Powerless is this turn's favorite fighter.

EVANGELION (59-2340) (54-64-1,302) of IMPROVED ILLUSION fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-
4499) (108-86-1,226) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  EVANGELION unbelievably bested THE HYPHEN-
DASH in a popular 2 minute Title fight.  Was it unbelievable?  It was certainly 
impressive.  Evangelion is our top Parry-Riposte and our Champion of the Horn.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (111-95-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-
26) (0-0-0,200).  JELLO KNUCKLES subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute 
competition.  Mr. Knuckles is our top Total Parry.

JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (38-27-0,186) of DARQUE AGES fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) 
(139-95-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  JOAN OF ARC was overpowered by 1977 AMC MATADOR in 
a 1 minute one-sided struggle.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-36-1,190) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (53-42-0,172) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by 
CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (54-58-2,191) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought BEDDER (18-10043) 
(79-111-4,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by BEDDER in a 
popular 1 minute uneven duel.  Ah, two stylemasters in this fight!  Dirty Diapers is 
top Basher, while Bedder is top Striker.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (44-44-0,169) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(41-37-2,144) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  HARD KNOCKS won victory over INIGO MONTOYA in a 
popular 1 minute duel.  Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (47-42-2,155) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven 
match.  Hmm.  Tantrum Yoga was voted this turn's least favorite.  I still like you, 
though.

STRABO (81-2689) (24-15-0,87) of DARQUE AGES fought RAYNER (20-182) (36-34-2,75) of 
DEADLINE.  STRABO was subdued by RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (28-45-1,54) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(18-9-2,37) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in 
a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Mr. Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.

SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (25-15-0,88) of DARQUE ANGELS fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) 
(22-21-2,75) of BIG LAKE PURE.  SOVEREIGN was bested by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a crowd 
pleasing 2 minute bout.

Okay, that's it.  You all have a good two weeks!

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EVANGELION 59-2340           55  64  1  319  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             294 196  4  247  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    140  95  0  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             52  44  2  217  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           27  13  3  210  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              80 111  4  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      112  95  0  201  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     108  87  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        48  35  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        54  42  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           38  28  0  191  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        54  59  2  182  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  37  1  174  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          45  44  0  173  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        25  38  0  164  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-MAULI LAMA 7-6292            26  36  3  158  SENTINELS (354)            BONSUR
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         47  43  2  156  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  38  2  148  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-KARMA 20-419                 26  28  2  139  LOSERS (434)               SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-STAY PUFT 20-144             19  10  1   99  PHANTOM REGIMENT (433)     SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  23  21  2   93  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 RAYNER 20-182                37  34  2   92  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            25  16  0   80  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 STRABO 81-2689               24  16  0   77  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-SIGMUNDR 10-6525             25  12  1   70  VIKINGS (355)              KOLACT
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     26  19  0   63  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           19   9  2   57  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        40  81  0   55  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      28  46  1   38  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  41  1   36  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VLAD TEPES was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FAN ZHEN won victory over BURM WOLFSNARL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EVANGELION unbelievably bested THE HYPHEN-DASH in a popular 2 minute Title fight.
JELLO KNUCKLES subdued RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
JOAN OF ARC was overpowered by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SYE THE BEARDED was handily defeated by CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS was vanquished by BEDDER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HARD KNOCKS won victory over INIGO MONTOYA in a popular 1 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA was overpowered by TELGOR in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
STRABO was subdued by RAYNER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SOVEREIGN was bested by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  23 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 176 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         55  64  1  319 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           294 196  4  247 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  140  95  0  222 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 81-1288           52  44  2  217 DARQUE AGES (335)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            80 111  4  206 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    112  95  0  201 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      54  42  0  194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      54  59  2  182 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        45  44  0  173 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    28  46  1   38 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 
42-4555, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, FAN ZHEN 81-1288, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, EVANGELION 59-2340, BEDDER 18-10043, MOD COD 
55-2638, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VLAD TEPES 81-1979, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 
38-5071, STRABO 81-2689, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JOAN OF ARC 
81-165, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, JEDI YETI 18-10860, and RAYNER 20-182.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           3  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  6 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             80 111  4  206  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               37  34  2   92  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  23  21  2   93  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       41  38  2  148  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       54  59  2  182  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           25  16  0   80  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   140  95  0  222  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            294 196  4  247  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 EVANGELION 59-2340          55  64  1  319  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     28  46  1   38  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            52  44  2  217  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE