AD Date : 06/26/2018 Duedate: 07/09/2018 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 178 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 DEADLINE 20/432 15 9 1 62.5 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 754 522 4 59.1 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 312 407 6 43.4 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 400 325 3 55.2 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 182 186 7 49.5 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 5 9 0 35.7 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8 BAD SIGNS 83/397 20 43 0 31.7 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 87 98 2 47.0 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Hey there! Today we saw fourteen fights, three challenges, one death, and some weird avoids. EVANGELION (59-2340) (55-65-1,210) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged BEDDER (18-10043) (81-111-4,226) of CENTER FOR OLDS. EVANGELION devastated BEDDER in an action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Evangelion is top Parry-Riposte and Bedder is top Striker. OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (25-39-0,165) of BAD SIGNS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (48-43-2,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE. OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. Out for a Duck avoided Vikings, who didn't fight. BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-42-1,37) of DARQUE AGES challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (41-81-0,58) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute Challenge duel. The deceptively named I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's favorite fighter this turn. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (26-20-0,66) of BAD SIGNS challenged SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (26-16-0,85) of DARQUE ANGELS. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered SOVEREIGN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Mr. Beer avoided The Hitchhikers, who didn't fight. Ah, the Title fight! MOD COD (55-2638) (295-196-4,257) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (113-95-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. The invincible Cod is our top Lunger, overall popularity leader, and of course Champion of the Horn. Jello Knuckles is top TP. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (55-42-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (27-14-3,190) of DARQUE AGES. CHATROOMMATE was bested by VLAD TEPES in a 2 minute match. Chat Roommate is our top Parry-Lunge. THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (109-87-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81- 113) (49-35-0,205) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided competition. JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (39-28-0,199) of DARQUE AGES fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-23) (0-0-0,181). JOAN OF ARC lost to VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute duel. I note that Joan avoided team Sprout of It, twice. I don't think that team even fought. 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (140-96-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38- 5071) (54-60-2,180) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. 1977 AMC MATADOR savagely slew DIRTY DIAPERS in an action packed 2 minute gory duel. The Matador is our top Wall of Steel, while Diapers is our top Basher. I didn't think you could be a stylemaster if you died, but evidently you can. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (46-44-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (41-39-2,145) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in an action packed 2 minute gory match. Hard Knocks is our top AB, while Mr. Montoya is top Slasher. SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-38-1,171) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) (38-34-3,123) of DEADLINE. SYE THE BEARDED was overpowered by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided match. No stylemasters. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (24-21-2,95) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DERAFF (35-4777) (16-7-1,56) of HOUSE JHEREG. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was devastated by DERAFF in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. No stylemasters here. STRABO (81-2689) (25-16-0,79) of DARQUE AGES fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (19-11- 0,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE. STRABO devastated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout. No stylemasters in this fight, either. MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (28-47-1,49) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (19-10-2,64) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike and simultaneously the least popular fighter around. There were some other avoids, but they were made by warriors who were not present, toward teams that were not present, so I'm just confused about that. Well, that's all there is. Enjoy your summer, and I'll see you in two weeks. Tobaya Cantrell CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 296 196 4 276 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 141 96 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 44 2 248 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 110 87 1 230 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI EVANGELION 59-2340 56 65 1 221 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 113 96 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI VLAD TEPES 81-1979 28 14 3 207 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 49 36 0 196 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 43 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA BEDDER 18-10043 81 112 4 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA JOAN OF ARC 81-165 39 29 0 185 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 49 43 2 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 47 44 0 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 61 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 25 40 0 166 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE RAYNER 20-182 39 34 3 159 DEADLINE (432) SEAM GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 40 2 150 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 39 1 138 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 27 20 0 91 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE STRABO 81-2689 26 16 0 91 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE DERAFF 35-4777 17 7 1 91 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 20 10 2 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 24 22 2 68 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA SOVEREIGN 39-3893 26 17 0 67 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN BALDING GRAY 42-5022 19 12 0 64 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI -MODUIN 81-2909 18 8 1 63 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 42 81 0 61 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 28 48 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 43 1 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 61 2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 407 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 178 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVANGELION devastated BEDDER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute Challenge duel. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered SOVEREIGN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel. CHATROOMMATE was bested by VLAD TEPES in a 2 minute match. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided competition. JOAN OF ARC lost to VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute duel. 1977 AMC MATADOR savagely slew DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel. HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 2 minute gory match. SYE THE BEARDED was overpowered by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided match. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was devastated by DERAFF in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. STRABO devastated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout. MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 5 - 1 75 | |AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 6 - 1 63 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 21 - 2 63 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 16 - 15 - 0 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 13 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 18 - 1 44 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 1 38 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 0 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 15 - 0 29 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 9 - 0 10 | Turn 178 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 296 196 4 276 RHYME TYME (385) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 141 96 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 56 65 1 221 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 113 96 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 43 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 81 112 4 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 47 44 0 182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 61 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 40 2 150 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 28 48 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629. The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, DERAFF 35-4777, EVANGELION 59-2340, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, STRABO 81-2689, and BEDDER 18-10043. The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 2 0 0 SEAM(20) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 1 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 4 0 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 43 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 39 34 3 159 DEADLINE (432) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 24 22 2 68 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 41 40 2 150 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 17 7 1 91 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 61 2 180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME SOVEREIGN 39-3893 26 17 0 67 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 141 96 1 251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 296 196 4 276 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI EVANGELION 59-2340 56 65 1 221 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 28 48 1 46 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD VLAD TEPES 81-1979 28 14 3 207 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 25 40 0 166 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE