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Date   : 06/26/2018    Duedate: 07/09/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 178

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432       15    9   1 62.5      BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  754  522   4 59.1      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  312  407   6 43.4
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    400  325   3 55.2      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   182  186   7 49.5      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                      7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    5    9   0 35.7
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      8 BAD SIGNS 83/397      20   43   0 31.7
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   87   98   2 47.0      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hey there!

Today we saw fourteen fights, three challenges, one death, and some weird avoids.

EVANGELION (59-2340) (55-65-1,210) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged BEDDER (18-10043) 
(81-111-4,226) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  EVANGELION devastated BEDDER in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Evangelion is top Parry-Riposte and Bedder is top 
Striker.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (25-39-0,165) of BAD SIGNS challenged TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) 
(48-43-2,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in an 
exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.  Out for a Duck avoided Vikings, who didn't fight.

BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-42-1,37) of DARQUE AGES challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(41-81-0,58) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS 
in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  The deceptively named I'm Powerless is Storm Rock's 
favorite fighter this turn.

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (26-20-0,66) of BAD SIGNS challenged SOVEREIGN (39-3893) 
(26-16-0,85) of DARQUE ANGELS.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered SOVEREIGN in a 1 minute 
one-sided Challenge fight.  Mr. Beer avoided The Hitchhikers, who didn't fight.

Ah, the Title fight!  MOD COD (55-2638) (295-196-4,257) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO 
KNUCKLES (42-4554) (113-95-0,209) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD devastated JELLO 
KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.  The invincible Cod is our top Lunger, 
overall popularity leader, and of course Champion of the Horn.  Jello Knuckles is top 
TP.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (55-42-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VLAD TEPES (81-1979) 
(27-14-3,190) of DARQUE AGES.  CHATROOMMATE was bested by VLAD TEPES in a 2 minute 
match.  Chat Roommate is our top Parry-Lunge.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (109-87-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (49-35-0,205) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in 
a 1 minute one-sided competition.

JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (39-28-0,199) of DARQUE AGES fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER (107-23) 
(0-0-0,181).  JOAN OF ARC lost to VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an action packed 1 minute 
duel.  I note that Joan avoided team Sprout of It, twice.  I don't think that team 
even fought.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (140-96-0,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (54-60-2,180) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  1977 AMC MATADOR savagely slew DIRTY 
DIAPERS in an action packed 2 minute gory duel.  The Matador is our top Wall of Steel, 
while Diapers is our top Basher.  I didn't think you could be a stylemaster if you 
died, but evidently you can.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (46-44-0,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(41-39-2,145) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in an 
action packed 2 minute gory match.  Hard Knocks is our top AB, while Mr. Montoya is 
top Slasher.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-38-1,171) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought RAYNER (20-182) 
(38-34-3,123) of DEADLINE.  SYE THE BEARDED was overpowered by RAYNER in a 1 minute 
one-sided match.  No stylemasters.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (24-21-2,95) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DERAFF (35-4777) 
(16-7-1,56) of HOUSE JHEREG.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was devastated by DERAFF in a 2 
minute mismatched conflict.  No stylemasters here.

STRABO (81-2689) (25-16-0,79) of DARQUE AGES fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (19-11-
0,68) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  STRABO devastated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute bloody 
mismatched bout.  No stylemasters in this fight, either.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (28-47-1,49) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(19-10-2,64) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 
minute one-sided duel.  Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike and simultaneously the 
least popular fighter around.

There were some other avoids, but they were made by warriors who were not present, 
toward teams that were not present, so I'm just confused about that.

Well, that's all there is.  Enjoy your summer, and I'll see you in two weeks.

Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             296 196  4  276  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    141  96  1  251  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-FAN ZHEN 81-1288             53  44  2  248  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     110  87  1  230  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 EVANGELION 59-2340           56  65  1  221  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      113  96  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979           28  14  3  207  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        49  36  0  196  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        55  43  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BEDDER 18-10043              81 112  4  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 JOAN OF ARC 81-165           39  29  0  185  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         49  43  2  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          47  44  0  182  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        54  61  2  180  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        25  40  0  166  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 RAYNER 20-182                39  34  3  159  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        41  40  2  150  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  39  1  138  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     27  20  0   91  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 STRABO 81-2689               26  16  0   91  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               17   7  1   91  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           20  10  2   71  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  24  22  2   68  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893            26  17  0   67  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         19  12  0   64  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-MODUIN 81-2909               18   8  1   63  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        42  81  0   61  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      28  48  1   46  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  43  1   38  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071     54  61  2 BASH BROS CHILDREN 407 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  178

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVANGELION devastated BEDDER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was subdued by TANTRUM YOGA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
BARBAROSSA was savagely defeated by I'M POWERLESS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered SOVEREIGN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MOD COD devastated JELLO KNUCKLES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
CHATROOMMATE was bested by VLAD TEPES in a 2 minute match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
JOAN OF ARC lost to VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR savagely slew DIRTY DIAPERS in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
HARD KNOCKS savagely defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
SYE THE BEARDED was overpowered by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was devastated by DERAFF in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
STRABO devastated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute bloody mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   5 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  21 -  2      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  18 -  1      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  15 -  0      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 178 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           296 196  4  276 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  141  96  1  251 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    EVANGELION 59-2340         56  65  1  221 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    113  96  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      55  43  0  193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            81 112  4  191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        47  44  0  182 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      54  61  2  180 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      41  40  2  150 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    28  48  1   46 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, DERAFF 
35-4777, EVANGELION 59-2340, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, STRABO 
81-2689, and BEDDER 18-10043.

The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT 28-5472, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JOAN OF ARC 81-165, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 
RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MOD COD 55-2638, and SOVEREIGN 39-3893.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            2  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 1  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  4 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       55  43  0  193  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               39  34  3  159  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  24  22  2   68  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       41  40  2  150  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              17   7  1   91  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       54  61  2  180  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 SOVEREIGN 39-3893           26  17  0   67  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   141  96  1  251  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            296 196  4  276  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 EVANGELION 59-2340          56  65  1  221  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     28  48  1   46  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 VLAD TEPES 81-1979          28  14  3  207  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       25  40  0  166  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE