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Date   : 07/10/2018    Duedate: 07/23/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 179

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DEADLINE 20/432       15   10   1 60.0      BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409
  2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  758  527   4 59.0      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  314  408   6 43.5
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    401  325   3 55.2      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   182  187   7 49.3      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                      7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    5   10   0 33.3
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                      8 BAD SIGNS 83/397      21   44   0 32.3
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                    PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   89  100   2 47.1      WAY TO GO! II 73/333

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there!

Fourteen fights, two challenges, some avoids, no deaths, and six stand-ins if I am 
counting correctly.  It's been better and it's been worse.

FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (53-44-2,248) of DARQUE AGES challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (296-196-
4,276) of RHYME TYME.  FAN ZHEN was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched 
Challenge Title fight.  Obviously, Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn and top 
Lunger, also the overall popularity leader.  Fan Zhen is our top Slasher.

OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (25-40-0,166) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(54-61-2,180) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS 
in a 6 minute Challenge battle.  Out for a Duck avoided Sprout of It, which is weird 
because I don't think they're on the team list?  Anyway, Diapers is top Basher and 
this turn's favorite, while Out for a Duck is top Aimed Blow.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (141-96-1,251) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-
0-0,220).  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.  The 
Matador is top Waste.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (110-87-1,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN 
(107-26) (0-0-0,200).  THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute 
one-sided fight.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (49-43-2,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched 
competition.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (47-44-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26) 
(0-0-0,200).  HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided 
struggle.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (113-96-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (39-
34-3,159) of DEADLINE.  JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in an action packed 3 
minute uneven fight.  Mr. Knuckles is our best Total Parry, and Rayner is top Parry-
Riposte.

BEDDER (18-10043) (81-112-4,191) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11) 
(0-0-0,220).  BEDDER was unbelievably bested by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute 
duel.  Bedder is our top Striker, in spite of losing to a stand-in.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (49-36-0,196) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (55-43-0,193) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL outwaited CHATROOMMATE in a 
popular 7 minute fight.  Chatroommate is our top Parry-Lunge.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (41-40-2,150) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 
(83-403) (27-20-0,91) of BAD SIGNS.  INIGO MONTOYA overpowered SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a 
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.  Spawn's Blue Beer avoided Vikings, and I don't see 
them on the list either.

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-39-1,138) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought IMPRISONED SPY 
(107-9) (0-0-0,170).  SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute 
mismatched match.

DERAFF (35-4777) (17-7-1,91) of HOUSE JHEREG fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (20-10-2,71) 
of CENTER FOR OLDS.  DERAFF was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided 
contest.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (24-22-2,68) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (42-81-0,61) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was demolished by I'M 
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.  Mr. Contempt was voted this turn's least 
popular fighter, but that's just temporary.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (28-48-1,46) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (19-12-0,64) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated BALDING GRAY 
in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.  Mr Right Handed is our highest ranked Parry-Strike.

Debby Tonte helped me with this report, and she said it's been albendranius.  What 
does that word mean?  Anybody?

Okay, that's all I can think of to say, so... see you in fourteen.

						-- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             297 196  4  291  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    142  96  1  261  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-EVANGELION 59-2340           56  65  1  221  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      114  96  0  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288             53  45  2  210  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        50  36  0  209  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979           28  14  3  207  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        55  44  0  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         50  43  2  193  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BEDDER 18-10043              81 113  4  191  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     110  88  1  190  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-JOAN OF ARC 81-165           39  29  0  185  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        26  40  0  181  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          47  45  0  177  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        54  62  2  171  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 RAYNER 20-182                39  35  3  165  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        42  40  2  152  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       41  40  1  136  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     27  21  0   97  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           21  10  2   97  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
-STRABO 81-2689               26  16  0   91  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        43  81  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 DERAFF 35-4777               17   8  1   74  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      29  48  1   70  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893            26  17  0   67  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  24  23  2   54  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         19  13  0   45  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  43  1   38  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

All -- I have no idea why Fan Zhen did not run last turn.  He certainly hasn't been 
hitting any of his stat trains.  Perhaps he needed to refocus. -- Master Darque

While it doesn't affect anyone in here, good luck at tourney.  I'm going to my first 
FtF in nearly 20 years.  Hartford, circa 1997, was my first and last one. -- Master 
Darque

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAN ZHEN was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 6 minute Challenge battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL outwaited CHATROOMMATE in a popular 7 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DERAFF was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  20 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  18 -  1      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  14 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 179 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           297 196  4  291 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  142  96  1  261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    114  96  0  216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  FAN ZHEN 81-1288           53  45  2  210 DARQUE AGES (335)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      55  44  0  196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            81 113  4  191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW       OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275      26  40  0  181 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      54  62  2  171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              39  35  3  165 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    29  48  1   70 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 
83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 
33-8054, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.

The least popular fighter this week was RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, FAN ZHEN 
81-1288, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034       55  44  0  196  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               39  35  3  165  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  24  23  2   54  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       42  40  2  152  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              17   8  1   74  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       54  62  2  171  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   142  96  1  261  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            297 196  4  291  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       43  81  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     29  48  1   70  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 FAN ZHEN 81-1288            53  45  2  210  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275       26  40  0  181  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE