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Date : 07/10/2018 Duedate: 07/23/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 179
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DEADLINE 20/432 15 10 1 60.0 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409
2 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 758 527 4 59.0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 314 408 6 43.5
3 RHYME TYME 55/385 401 325 3 55.2 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 182 187 7 49.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 5 10 0 33.3
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 8 BAD SIGNS 83/397 21 44 0 32.3
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 89 100 2 47.1 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi there!
Fourteen fights, two challenges, some avoids, no deaths, and six stand-ins if I am
counting correctly. It's been better and it's been worse.
FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (53-44-2,248) of DARQUE AGES challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (296-196-
4,276) of RHYME TYME. FAN ZHEN was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge Title fight. Obviously, Mod Cod is still the Champion of the Horn and top
Lunger, also the overall popularity leader. Fan Zhen is our top Slasher.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (25-40-0,166) of BAD SIGNS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(54-61-2,180) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS
in a 6 minute Challenge battle. Out for a Duck avoided Sprout of It, which is weird
because I don't think they're on the team list? Anyway, Diapers is top Basher and
this turn's favorite, while Out for a Duck is top Aimed Blow.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (141-96-1,251) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought GOJIRO (107-31) (0-
0-0,220). 1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched duel. The
Matador is top Waste.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (110-87-1,230) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN
(107-26) (0-0-0,200). THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (49-43-2,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched
competition.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (47-44-0,182) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI CAPTAIN (107-26)
(0-0-0,200). HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided
struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (113-96-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (39-
34-3,159) of DEADLINE. JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in an action packed 3
minute uneven fight. Mr. Knuckles is our best Total Parry, and Rayner is top Parry-
Riposte.
BEDDER (18-10043) (81-112-4,191) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11)
(0-0-0,220). BEDDER was unbelievably bested by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute
duel. Bedder is our top Striker, in spite of losing to a stand-in.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (49-36-0,196) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (55-43-0,193) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL outwaited CHATROOMMATE in a
popular 7 minute fight. Chatroommate is our top Parry-Lunge.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (41-40-2,150) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
(83-403) (27-20-0,91) of BAD SIGNS. INIGO MONTOYA overpowered SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee. Spawn's Blue Beer avoided Vikings, and I don't see
them on the list either.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-39-1,138) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought IMPRISONED SPY
(107-9) (0-0-0,170). SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute
mismatched match.
DERAFF (35-4777) (17-7-1,91) of HOUSE JHEREG fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) (20-10-2,71)
of CENTER FOR OLDS. DERAFF was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (24-22-2,68) of BIG LAKE PURE fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (42-81-0,61) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was demolished by I'M
POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. Mr. Contempt was voted this turn's least
popular fighter, but that's just temporary.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (28-48-1,46) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (19-12-0,64) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated BALDING GRAY
in a 2 minute one-sided conflict. Mr Right Handed is our highest ranked Parry-Strike.
Debby Tonte helped me with this report, and she said it's been albendranius. What
does that word mean? Anybody?
Okay, that's all I can think of to say, so... see you in fourteen.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 297 196 4 291 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 142 96 1 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-EVANGELION 59-2340 56 65 1 221 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 114 96 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 45 2 210 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 50 36 0 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979 28 14 3 207 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 44 0 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 50 43 2 193 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 81 113 4 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 110 88 1 190 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-JOAN OF ARC 81-165 39 29 0 185 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 40 0 181 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 47 45 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 62 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
RAYNER 20-182 39 35 3 165 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 40 2 152 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 41 40 1 136 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 27 21 0 97 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 10 2 97 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-STRABO 81-2689 26 16 0 91 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 43 81 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
DERAFF 35-4777 17 8 1 74 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 48 1 70 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893 26 17 0 67 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 24 23 2 54 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 19 13 0 45 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 43 1 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
All -- I have no idea why Fan Zhen did not run last turn. He certainly hasn't been
hitting any of his stat trains. Perhaps he needed to refocus. -- Master Darque
While it doesn't affect anyone in here, good luck at tourney. I'm going to my first
FtF in nearly 20 years. Hartford, circa 1997, was my first and last one. -- Master
Darque
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FAN ZHEN was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a 6 minute Challenge battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered GOJIRO in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
THE HYPHEN-DASH was devastated by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
HARD KNOCKS was overpowered by RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated RAYNER in a action packed 3 minute uneven fight.
BEDDER was unbelievably bested by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a popular 3 minute duel.
BURM WOLFSNARL outwaited CHATROOMMATE in a popular 7 minute fight.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered SPAWN'S BLUE BEER in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SYE THE BEARDED was demolished by IMPRISONED SPY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DERAFF was handily defeated by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was demolished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 20 - 2 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 18 - 1 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 179 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 297 196 4 291 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 142 96 1 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 114 96 0 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 45 2 210 DARQUE AGES (335)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 44 0 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 81 113 4 191 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 40 0 181 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 62 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 39 35 3 165 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 48 1 70 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK
83-275, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BEDDER 18-10043, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA
33-8054, and JEDI YETI 18-10860.
The least popular fighter this week was RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472. The other ten
least popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, THE HYPHEN-DASH
42-4499, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, FAN ZHEN
81-1288, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, and MOD COD 55-2638.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 44 0 196 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 39 35 3 165 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 24 23 2 54 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 40 2 152 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 17 8 1 74 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 54 62 2 171 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 142 96 1 261 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 297 196 4 291 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 43 81 0 76 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 48 1 70 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 45 2 210 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 40 0 181 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE