AD Date : 07/24/2018 Duedate: 08/06/2018 STORM ROCK ARENA DM 107 TURN 180 RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K % 1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 761 533 4 58.8 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 316 409 6 43.6 2 DEADLINE 20/432 15 11 1 57.7 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375 3 RHYME TYME 55/385 402 325 3 55.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407 4 DARQUE AGES 81/335 186 190 7 49.5 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 22 45 0 32.8 DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301 DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WAY TO GO! II 73/333 IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 8 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 5 11 0 31.2 5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 92 101 3 47.7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER Heya! There were fifteen fights in Storm Rock today, three challenges, no avoids, and one death. And it looks like just two fights involved stand-ins. EVANGELION (59-2340) (56-65-1,221) of IMPROVED ILLUSION challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (297-196-4,291) of RHYME TYME. EVANGELION was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. Whew! It was indeed a mismatch, but Evangelion brought it on himself. Okay then, Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn, leading Lunger, and overall popularity leader. And the daring Evangelion is our top Parry- Riposte. STRABO (81-2689) (26-16-0,91) of DARQUE AGES challenged JEDI YETI (18-10860) (21-10- 2,97) of CENTER FOR OLDS. STRABO handily defeated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. SOVEREIGN (39-3893) (26-17-0,67) of DARQUE ANGELS challenged MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (29-48-1,70) of BASH BROS TIRES. SOVEREIGN won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. Mr Right handed is the top-ranked parry-strike. BARBAROSSA (81-2098) (25-43-1,38) of DARQUE AGES challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (43-81-0,76) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. BARBAROSSA was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. Hmph. Brave challenge, predictable loss. 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (142-96-1,261) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought AMBER WOLFWALKER (107-11) (0-0-0,220). 1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute brawl. The Matador is our most dangerous Wall of Steel. JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (114-96-0,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83- 275) (26-40-0,181) of BAD SIGNS. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued OUT FOR A DUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. Okay! Jello Knuckles is our highest recognized TP (hence the long fight) and Out for a Duck is top Aimed Blow. TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (50-43-2,193) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (50-36-0,209) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. TANTRUM YOGA was narrowly defeated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute melee. CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (55-44-0,196) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VLAD TEPES (81-1979) (28-14-3,207) of DARQUE AGES. CHATROOMMATE was viciously subdued by VLAD TEPES in an action packed 2 minute duel. Chatroommate is top Parry-Lunge. THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (110-88-1,190) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID (107-30) (0-0-0,240). THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel. BEDDER (18-10043) (81-113-4,191) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought FAN ZHEN (81-1288) (53-45- 2,210) of DARQUE AGES. BEDDER overpowered FAN ZHEN in a popular 2 minute brutal one- sided melee. Bedder is our top Striker, while Fan Zhen is top Slasher. JOAN OF ARC (81-165) (39-29-0,185) of DARQUE AGES fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (42- 40-2,152) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. JOAN OF ARC subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (47-45-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (54-62-2,171) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle. Mr. Diapers is our most highly ranked Basher. Here's our death. RAYNER (20-182) (39-35-3,165) of DEADLINE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (41-40-1,136) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. RAYNER was executed by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. Well, they've both killed before. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (27-21-0,97) of BAD SIGNS fought DERAFF (35-4777) (17-8- 1,74) of HOUSE JHEREG. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (24-23-2,54) of BIG LAKE PURE fought BALDING GRAY (42- 5022) (19-13-0,45) of COLOR ME SUAVE. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT unbelievably bested BALDING GRAY in an action packed 3 minute duel. What I want to know is, why isn't Master Dark writing ads anymore? With best wishes, Tobaya Cantrell CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY MOD COD 55-2638 298 196 4 302 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY VLAD TEPES 81-1979 29 14 3 220 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 115 96 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 51 36 0 217 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE BEDDER 18-10043 82 113 4 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY EVANGELION 59-2340 56 66 1 210 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 111 88 1 208 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 45 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 142 97 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 50 44 2 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI JOAN OF ARC 81-165 40 29 0 187 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 41 0 187 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 62 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 46 2 186 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 42 40 2 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 47 46 0 164 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 41 2 159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY RAYNER 20-182 39 36 3 141 DEADLINE (432) SEAM STRABO 81-2689 27 16 0 111 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 28 21 0 107 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 11 2 87 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 44 81 0 78 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS SOVEREIGN 39-3893 27 17 0 77 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN DERAFF 35-4777 17 9 1 72 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 49 1 67 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 25 23 2 61 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA -MENS REA 43-5186 16 4 2 54 DOLI CAPAX (438) VEASTIAN BALDING GRAY 42-5022 19 14 0 46 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 44 1 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN RAYNER 20-182 39 36 3 DEADLINE 432 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 180 PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EVANGELION was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. STRABO handily defeated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. SOVEREIGN won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. BARBAROSSA was overpowered by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. 1977 AMC MATADOR was viciously subdued by AMBER WOLFWALKER in a 3 minute brawl. JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued OUT FOR A DUCK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match. TANTRUM YOGA was narrowly defeated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute melee. CHATROOMMATE was viciously subdued by VLAD TEPES in a action packed 2 minute duel. THE HYPHEN-DASH overpowered VERMICIOUS KNID in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel. BEDDER overpowered FAN ZHEN in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided melee. JOAN OF ARC subdued INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition. HARD KNOCKS was devastated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle. RAYNER was executed by SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER overpowered DERAFF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT unbelievably bested BALDING GRAY in a action packed 3 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 20 - 2 62 | |AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 11 - 0 59 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 8 - 1 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 14 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 8 - 1 56 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 15 - 1 44 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 21 - 1 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 1 35 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 | Turn 180 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 298 196 4 302 RHYME TYME (385) TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 115 96 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 82 113 4 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) PARRY-RIPOSTE EVANGELION 59-2340 56 66 1 210 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 55 45 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 142 97 1 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 41 0 187 BAD SIGNS (397) BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 62 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) SLASHING ATTACK FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 46 2 186 DARQUE AGES (335) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 49 1 67 BASH BROS TIRES (411) The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, SOVEREIGN 39-3893, VLAD TEPES 81-1979, BEDDER 18-10043, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MOD COD 55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116. The least popular fighter this week was DERAFF 35-4777. The other ten least popular fighters were BARBAROSSA 81-2098, JEDI YETI 18-10860, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, RAYNER 20-182, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, EVANGELION 59-2340, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 1 0 SEAM(20) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0 MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 2 4 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 5 2 1 NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY BEDDER 18-10043 82 113 4 213 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA RAYNER 20-182 39 36 3 141 DEADLINE (432) SEAM RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 25 23 2 61 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 41 2 159 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND DERAFF 35-4777 17 9 1 72 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 62 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME SOVEREIGN 39-3893 27 17 0 77 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 115 96 0 219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI MOD COD 55-2638 298 196 4 302 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI EVANGELION 59-2340 56 66 1 210 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 29 49 1 67 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD VLAD TEPES 81-1979 29 14 3 220 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 41 0 187 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams. To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. Make sure you include the ID! * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a team. He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns. One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his pen in the ink, and began to write. "It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners." TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn! Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance. (The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had their initial strategy input.) Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on Character Maintenance. In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy. Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a strategy sheet each time. One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done. Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't, well, you can imagine. Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes