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Date   : 08/07/2018    Duedate: 08/20/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 181

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  768  535   4 58.9      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    6 BASH BROS TI 72/411  318  410   6 43.7
  2 DEADLINE 20/432       15   12   1 55.6      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    402  326   3 55.2      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4-DARQUE AGES 81/335   186  190   7 49.5    7-BAD SIGNS 83/397      22   45   0 32.8
    DARQUE ANGELS 39/420                        PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
    DARQUE FORCES 31/318                        WAY TO GO! II 73/333
    IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349                  8 DOLI CAPAX 43/438      5   12   0 29.4
  5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   93  104   3 47.2      HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Well...

Ten fights today, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths.  There was one exciting fight 
and three action packed.  We did get a new Champion of the Horn.  Alarond the Scribe 
says, "A new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest."  Is that true?

MOD COD (55-2638) (298-196-4,302) of RHYME TYME fought BEDDER (18-10043) (82-113-
4,213) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MOD COD was devastated by BEDDER in an action packed 1 
minute mismatched Title fight.  So, Bedder is top Striker.

BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (51-36-0,217) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought CHATROOMMATE (18-
10034) (55-45-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by 
CHATROOMMATE in an exciting 5 minute melee.  Chatroommate is our outstanding Parry-
Lunge, and was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (115-96-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-
29) (0-0-0,200).  JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 
5 minute brawl.  Jello Knuckles is top TP, and had the distinction of fighting the 
only stand-in this turn.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (50-44-2,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(42-40-2,180) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  TANTRUM YOGA overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 
minute mismatched match.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (111-88-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (42-41-2,159) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated INIGO MONTOYA in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  However, Mr. Montoya is our top Slasher 
this turn.  The Hyphen-Dash is Storm Rock's overall popularity leader.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (142-97-1,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (55-62-2,186) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS 
in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (47-46-0,164) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (39-36-
3,141) of DEADLINE.  HARD KNOCKS overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Hard 
Knocks is top AB, while Rayner is top PR.  I think this was the only duel with two 
stylemasters in it.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (25-23-2,61) of BIG LAKE PURE fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (21-11-2,87) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT won victory over JEDI 
YETI in an action packed 3 minute gory duel.

DERAFF (35-4777) (17-9-1,72) of HOUSE JHEREG fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (44-81-
0,78) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  DERAFF was vanquished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  Ooh... Deraff was voted this turn's least popular fighter.  How will he 
ever live it down?

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (29-49-1,67) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (19-14-0,46) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED narrowly defeated BALDING GRAY 
in an action packed 5 minute match.  Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike.

Okay... it wasn't a very big week, so that's it.  Have a happy.

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              83 113  4  275  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      116  96  0  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979           29  14  3  220  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        56  45  0  215  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     112  88  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-EVANGELION 59-2340           56  66  1  210  IMPROVED ILLUSION (349)    ILLIS
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    143  97  1  204  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         51  44  2  202  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        51  37  0  199  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        55  63  2  192  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 MOD COD 55-2638             298 197  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
-JOAN OF ARC 81-165           40  29  0  187  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275        26  41  0  187  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-FAN ZHEN 81-1288             53  46  2  186  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       42  41  2  176  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          48  46  0  171  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        42  42  2  165  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                39  37  3  138  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
-STRABO 81-2689               27  16  0  111  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403     28  21  0  107  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        45  81  0   91  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  26  23  2   85  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893            27  17  0   77  DARQUE ANGELS (420)        XOCHITHLAN
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      30  49  1   73  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           21  12  2   73  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DERAFF 35-4777               17  10  1   64  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         19  15  0   49  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098           25  44  1   38  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD was devastated by BEDDER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BURM WOLFSNARL was savagely defeated by CHATROOMMATE in a exciting 5 minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES viciously subdued CRYSALIS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute brawl.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
HARD KNOCKS overpowered RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT won victory over JEDI YETI in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
DERAFF was vanquished by I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED narrowly defeated BALDING GRAY in a action packed 5 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  20 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  14 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  15 -  1      32  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  14 -  0      30  |

Turn 181 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            83 113  4  275 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    116  96  0  227 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      56  45  0  215 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   112  88  1  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  143  97  1  204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      55  63  2  192 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        48  46  0  171 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      42  42  2  165 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              39  37  3  138 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    30  49  1   73 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CHATROOMMATE 18-10034.  The ten other most popular fighters were JEDI 
YETI 18-10860, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, BURM WOLFSNARL 
81-113, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and BEDDER 18-10043.

The least popular fighter this week was DERAFF 35-4777.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RAYNER 20-182, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, MOD COD 
55-2638, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BEDDER 
18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             83 113  4  275  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               39  37  3  138  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  26  23  2   85  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       42  42  2  165  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              17  10  1   64  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       55  63  2  192  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     116  96  0  227  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            298 197  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       45  81  0   91  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     30  49  1   73  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       51  37  0  199  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE