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Date : 08/21/2018 Duedate: 09/03/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 182
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 774 538 4 59.0 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 6 BASH BROS TI 72/411 319 412 6 43.6
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 403 326 3 55.3 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 15 13 1 53.6 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4-DARQUE AGES 81/335 186 190 7 49.5 7 BAD SIGNS 83/397 23 46 0 33.3
DARQUE ANGELS 39/420 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
DARQUE FORCES 31/318 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
IMPROVED ILLUSION 59/349 8 DOLI CAPAX 43/438 5 13 0 27.8
5 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 95 106 3 47.3 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
Today there were twelve fights, four challenges, no deaths, a couple of avoids, and
three stand-ins. So, it was entirely not terrible.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (51-37-0,199) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged CHATROOMMATE
(18-10034) (56-45-0,215) of CENTER FOR OLDS. BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE
in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Burm Wolfsnarl is our top TP, replacing
Jello Knuckles.
OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (26-41-0,187) of BAD SIGNS challenged MOD COD (55-2638) (298-
197-4,190) of RHYME TYME. OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by MOD COD in a 1
minute Challenge match. The Duck is our top Aimed Blow. Mod Cod is always our
overall popularity leader. Out for a Duck posted avoids, probably so his challenge
could go through.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (42-42-2,165) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (48-46-0,171) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was bested by HARD KNOCKS in a
popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest. Montoya is top Slasher, and Hard Knocks
isn't currently a stylemaster.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (28-21-0,107) of BAD SIGNS challenged RAYNER (20-182) (39-
37-3,138) of DEADLINE. SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a 2 minute Challenge
competition. Mr. Beer posted the other pair of avoids this turn. Rayner is top
Parry-Riposte.
BEDDER (18-10043) (83-113-4,275) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(55-63-2,192) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BEDDER devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title duel. So Bedder remains Champion of the Horn and
top Striker, while Diapers is top Basher. Bedder is this turn's favorite fighter,
too.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (116-96-0,227) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200). JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a popular 4 minute
competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (143-97-1,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200). 1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a
1 minute uneven duel. The Matador is top Wall of Steel. Well done!
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (51-44-2,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801)
(42-41-2,176) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. TANTRUM YOGA won victory over SYE THE BEARDED in
a 2 minute fight. Tantrum Yoga is our best Parry-Lunge.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (112-88-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200). THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
Mr. Dash is our best Lunger.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (45-81-0,91) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022)
(19-15-0,49) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS was beaten by BALDING GRAY in a 2
minute melee.
DERAFF (35-4777) (17-10-1,64) of HOUSE JHEREG fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472)
(26-23-2,85) of BIG LAKE PURE. DERAFF was luckily beaten by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in an
exciting 3 minute brutal fight. Aha! This was the first of only two exciting fights
today.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (30-49-1,73) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(21-12-2,73) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MR RIGHT HANDED devastated JEDI YETI in an exciting
1 minute mismatched conflict. Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike, and Jedi Yeti
was voted least popular fighter today.
The moving pen writes, and having written, it moves on. I've written so I'm moving
on. Bye!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 84 113 4 286 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 113 88 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-VLAD TEPES 81-1979 29 14 3 220 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 37 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 144 97 1 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-EVANGELION 59-2340 56 66 1 210 IMPROVED ILLUSION (349) ILLIS
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 52 44 2 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 42 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
MOD COD 55-2638 299 197 4 200 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 116 97 0 196 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 56 46 0 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-JOAN OF ARC 81-165 40 29 0 187 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
-FAN ZHEN 81-1288 53 46 2 186 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 64 2 185 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 42 42 2 180 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 49 46 0 177 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 43 2 164 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 29 21 0 129 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
RAYNER 20-182 39 38 3 119 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-STRABO 81-2689 27 16 0 111 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 27 23 2 90 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 49 1 89 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SOVEREIGN 39-3893 27 17 0 77 DARQUE ANGELS (420) XOCHITHLAN
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 20 15 0 76 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DERAFF 35-4777 17 11 1 68 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 82 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 13 2 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
-BARBAROSSA 81-2098 25 44 1 38 DARQUE AGES (335) SHADOWSPIRE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL devastated CHATROOMMATE in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was handily defeated by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge match.
INIGO MONTOYA was bested by HARD KNOCKS in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER subdued RAYNER in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BEDDER devastated DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES was viciously subdued by TELGOR in a popular 4 minute competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over SYE THE BEARDED in a 2 minute fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished TELGOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
I'M POWERLESS was beaten by BALDING GRAY in a 2 minute melee.
DERAFF was luckily beaten by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED devastated JEDI YETI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 7 - 1 59 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 20 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 15 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 14 - 1 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 20 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 16 - 1 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
Turn 182 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 84 113 4 286 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 113 88 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 37 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 144 97 1 214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 52 44 2 204 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 42 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 64 2 185 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 43 2 164 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 39 38 3 119 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 49 1 89 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, HARD
KNOCKS 42-4555, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563,
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MOD COD 55-2638, JELLO KNUCKLES
42-4554, and BALDING GRAY 42-5022.
The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The other ten least
popular fighters were RAYNER 20-182, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER
83-403, OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and BALDING
GRAY 42-5022.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0 TELORINTHE(83) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 84 113 4 286 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 39 38 3 119 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 27 23 2 90 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 43 2 164 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 17 11 1 68 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 64 2 185 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 113 88 1 221 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 299 197 4 200 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 82 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 49 1 89 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 37 0 219 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 42 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE