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Date : 09/04/2018 Duedate: 09/17/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 183
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 781 540 4 59.1 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 319 415 6 43.5
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 404 326 3 55.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 DEADLINE 20/432 15 14 1 51.7 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 23 46 0 33.3
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 96 110 3 46.6 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 6 13 0 31.6
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
We had 11 fights today, one challenge, no avoids, no deaths, and 2 stand-ins.
DERAFF (35-4777) (17-11-1,68) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (45-
82-0,67) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. DERAFF devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
BEDDER (18-10043) (84-113-4,286) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(52-37-0,219) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in an exciting 3
minute gory uneven Title battle. Bedder is still top Striker and Champion of the
Horn.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (144-97-1,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(299-197-4,200) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by MOD COD in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. Mod Cod is top Lunger, overall popularity leader,
and his record is simply amazing. Wow.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (113-88-1,221) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (55-64-2,185) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished DIRTY DIAPERS
in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Dirty Diapers is top Basher.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (56-46-0,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (42-43-2,164) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Inigo Montoya is still our top Slasher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (52-44-2,204) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in an action packed 3
minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (116-97-0,196) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (42-42-2,180) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES vanquished SYE THE BEARDED in
a 1 minute one-sided duel. Jello Knuckles is top Total Parry. Heh, short fight for a
TP, but then they do get more aggressive as they mature.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (49-46-0,177) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (39-38-
3,119) of DEADLINE. HARD KNOCKS vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Hard
Knocks is top AB, Rayner is top PR and also this turn's least popular fighter.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (27-23-2,90) of BIG LAKE PURE fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (21-13-2,63) of CENTER FOR OLDS. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT defeated JEDI YETI in an
action packed 4 minute gory match.
CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (15-13-3,61) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (20-15-0,76) of COLOR ME SUAVE. CHILD SMASHER was savagely defeated by BALDING
GRAY in a exciting 3 minute match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (31-49-1,89) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER
(107-1) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a
1 minute contest. Mr Right handed is our reigning Parry-Strike.
Today, because my report is kinda thin, I think I'll give you Olaf Modeen's backup
report in its entirety.
Greetings, warriors of STORM ROCK! Once again I've been called out of
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with MOD
COD? He actually beat COLOR ME SUAVE's 1977 AMC MATADOR, and walked away
with 35 more points from the fight. Major screwup at BASH BROS TIRES. MR
RIGHT HANDED lost 40 points to ALASTARIAN DESERTER. Some new strategies,
perhaps? Maybe MR RIGHT HANDED will provide more easy wins... BURM
WOLFSNARL was reminded on the sands why BEDDER is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it
be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking
into the uses of convicted prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...
Warriors of STORM ROCK unite. You have only your games to lose! How
long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans
here? The end of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my
book! I don't want to overstay my welcome... -- Olaf Modeen
So that's all, then.
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 85 113 4 307 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 300 197 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 114 88 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 144 98 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 53 44 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 42 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 117 97 0 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 57 46 0 197 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 38 0 191 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 65 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 50 46 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 42 43 2 179 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 44 2 165 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 29 21 0 129 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 39 39 3 125 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 28 23 2 93 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 21 15 0 81 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DERAFF 35-4777 18 11 1 78 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 14 2 69 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 15 14 3 63 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-A GRAIN OF ASSAULT 29-6216 19 5 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 83 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 50 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERAFF devastated I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BEDDER vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven Title battle.
1977 AMC MATADOR was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHATROOMMATE devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
TANTRUM YOGA savagely defeated THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 3 minute melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES vanquished SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT defeated JEDI YETI in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
CHILD SMASHER was savagely defeated by BALDING GRAY in a exciting 3 minute match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 8 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 18 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
Turn 183 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 85 113 4 307 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 300 197 4 235 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 144 98 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 53 44 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 117 97 0 202 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 65 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 50 46 0 179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 44 2 165 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 39 39 3 125 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 50 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 18-10043,
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113,
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, CHILD
SMASHER 81-2941, and HARD KNOCKS 42-4555.
The least popular fighter this week was RAYNER 20-182. The other ten least popular
fighters were I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801,
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, DERAFF 35-4777, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, and CHILD SMASHER 81-2941.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 3 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 85 113 4 307 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 39 39 3 125 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 28 23 2 93 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 44 2 165 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 18 11 1 78 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 55 65 2 186 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 114 88 1 228 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 300 197 4 235 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 83 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 31 50 1 49 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 38 0 191 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE