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Date : 09/18/2018 Duedate: 10/01/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 184
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 788 542 4 59.2 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 321 416 6 43.6
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 404 327 3 55.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
3 DEADLINE 20/432 16 14 1 53.3 6-BAD SIGNS 83/397 23 46 0 33.3
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 98 113 3 46.4 PARTY ANIMALS 5/301
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 WAY TO GO! II 73/333
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410 7 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 6 14 0 30.0
BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
Thirteen fights today, four challenges (all by the Big Lake guys), six stand-ins, no
deaths.
BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) (52-38-0,191) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged TANTRUM YOGA
(42-4563) (53-44-2,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE. BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by TANTRUM
YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight. Tantrum Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (42-44-2,165) of BIG LAKE BANDITS challenged HARD KNOCKS (42-
4555) (50-46-0,179) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by HARD
KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge match. Mr. Montoya was voted this turn's least popular
fighter, and he's also the top Slasher. Hard Knocks is top Aimed Blow.
SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (42-43-2,179) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS challenged DIRTY DIAPERS
(38-5071) (55-65-2,186) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by
DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl. Dirty Diapers is our top Basher.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (28-23-2,93) of BIG LAKE PURE challenged DERAFF (35-
4777) (18-11-1,78) of HOUSE JHEREG. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT luckily beat DERAFF in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BEDDER (18-10043) (85-113-4,307) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (300-197-
4,235) of RHYME TYME. BEDDER vanquished MOD COD in an exciting 1 minute mismatched
Title fight. So Bedder is still our Champion of the Horn, of course, and top Striker.
Mod Cod is still the overall popularity leader.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (114-88-1,228) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200). THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in an action packed 1 minute one-sided
competition. The Hyphen-Dash is our top Lunger.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (144-98-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RIRORNI COOK (107-
24) (0-0-0,181). 1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in an action packed
3 minute gory duel. The Matador is our best Wall of Steel.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (117-97-0,202) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181). JELLO KNUCKLES vanquished CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
Mr. Knuckles is our top TP, and was also voted this turn's most popular fighter.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (57-46-0,197) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER
(107-23) (0-0-0,181). CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
RAYNER (20-182) (39-39-3,125) of DEADLINE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) (0-0-0,130).
RAYNER demolished CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched competition. Rayner is
top Parry-Riposte.
CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (15-14-3,63) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). CHILD SMASHER subdued UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute bloody
match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (31-50-1,49) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(21-14-2,69) of CENTER FOR OLDS. MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered JEDI YETI in a popular 1
minute mismatched conflict. Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (45-83-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought BALDING GRAY (42-5022)
(21-15-0,81) of COLOR ME SUAVE. I'M POWERLESS lost to BALDING GRAY in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout.
Zontani Sharp Eyes said, "If not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three
times already in Storm Rock. Nice atmosphere you have here!" Uh huh. I think he's
paranoid, and when somebody looks at him he thinks they want to mug him. If there
really were muggers around, they'd get drafted as stand-ins. Anyway... not much
happened, so that's it for my report. Later!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 86 113 4 370 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 115 88 1 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 54 44 2 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 145 98 1 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 118 97 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
-OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275 26 42 0 204 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 65 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
MOD COD 55-2638 300 198 4 191 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 39 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 51 46 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 57 47 0 179 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 42 44 2 171 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 45 2 160 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 40 39 3 139 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
-SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403 29 21 0 129 BAD SIGNS (397) TELORINTHE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 29 23 2 99 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 22 15 0 83 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DERAFF 35-4777 18 12 1 82 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 50 1 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 16 14 3 73 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 84 0 63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
-A GRAIN OF ASSAULT 29-6216 19 5 0 62 ALMOST EXACTLY (425) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 15 2 49 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BURM WOLFSNARL was devastated by TANTRUM YOGA in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
INIGO MONTOYA was handily defeated by HARD KNOCKS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
SYE THE BEARDED was vanquished by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT luckily beat DERAFF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
BEDDER vanquished MOD COD in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated TELGOR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
1977 AMC MATADOR viciously subdued RIRORNI COOK in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES vanquished CLOTTO in a popular 4 minute brutal one-sided duel.
CHATROOMMATE was handily defeated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAYNER demolished CHEATING MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHILD SMASHER subdued UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 2 minute bloody match.
MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered JEDI YETI in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
I'M POWERLESS lost to BALDING GRAY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 10 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 18 - 1 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 15 - 0 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 18 - 1 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
Turn 184 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 86 113 4 370 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 115 88 1 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 54 44 2 225 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 145 98 1 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 118 97 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 65 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 51 46 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 45 2 160 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 40 39 3 139 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 50 1 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554. The ten other most popular fighters were TANTRUM YOGA
42-4563, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, DERAFF 35-4777, BEDDER 18-10043, MR RIGHT HANDED
72-6876, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CHILD
SMASHER 81-2941, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.
The least popular fighter this week was INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054. The other ten least
popular fighters were JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, RAYNER
20-182, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and CHILD SMASHER
81-2941.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 6 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 86 113 4 370 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 40 39 3 139 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 29 23 2 99 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 45 2 160 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 18 12 1 82 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 65 2 195 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 115 88 1 239 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 300 198 4 191 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 45 84 0 63 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 50 1 74 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 39 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE