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Date : 10/02/2018 Duedate: 10/15/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 185
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 793 546 4 59.2 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 405 327 3 55.3 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 322 418 6 43.5
3 DEADLINE 20/432 17 14 1 54.8 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 99 117 3 45.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 6 15 0 28.6
BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya,
Well, it was a fairly quiet fight day. Eleven fights, one challenge, no avoids, no
deaths, two stand-ins.
DERAFF (35-4777) (18-12-1,82) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (16-
14-3,73) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2
minute Challenge fight.
BEDDER (18-10043) (86-113-4,370) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(56-65-2,195) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BEDDER savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in an
exciting 4 minute gory Title melee. Bedder is still our highest rated Striker and
Champion of the Horn. He was also voted this turn's favorite fighter. Dirty Diapers
has regained his former title of top Basher.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (54-44-2,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29)
(0-0-0,200). TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brawl. Yoga is our
top Parry-Lunge.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (145-98-1,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638)
(300-198-4,191) of RHYME TYME. 1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in an
exciting 2 minute one-sided fight. Of course, the Matador is still our top Wall of
Steel. Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (115-88-1,239) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (52-39-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. Mr. Dash is top Lunger.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (51-46-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181). HARD KNOCKS was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory
brawl. Mr. Knocks is top Aimed Blow, always impressive.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (118-97-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (42-44-2,171) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated SYE THE
BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven melee. Mr. Knuckles is our reigning TP.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (57-47-0,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (42-45-2,160) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. CHATROOMMATE vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. Montoya is our arena's ranking Slasher.
RAYNER (20-182) (40-39-3,139) of DEADLINE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (29-23-
2,99) of BIG LAKE PURE. RAYNER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in an action packed 3
minute one-sided fight. Rayner is still our leading Parry-Riposte.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-50-1,74) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (22-15-0,83) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by BALDING GRAY
in a 1 minute one-sided match. Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.
I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (45-84-0,63) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought JEDI YETI (18-10860)
(21-15-2,49) of CENTER FOR OLDS. I'M POWERLESS devastated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. Hmm. Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's least favorite fighter.
Guess folks thought he should have won that fight, but to me it never seemed likely.
The Unknown Spymaster said, "Being a spy is great -- other people die and you spend
the rest of the day drinking to their memory." Ha! I bet he was disappointed that
nobody died, the sleazoid.
Well, another turn in Storm Rock, another chance for me to pay the rent. Thanks for
fighting so I can make a living at this silly business. Hey, you know what? You all
should write some personal ads. See you in fourteen!
-- Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 87 113 4 377 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 116 88 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 301 198 4 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 119 97 0 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 145 99 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 54 45 2 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 66 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 40 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 58 47 0 185 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 51 47 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 42 45 2 174 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 46 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RAYNER 20-182 41 39 3 145 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 29 24 2 100 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 23 15 0 91 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 17 14 3 87 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
-JAKE THE MILKMAN 36-5664 17 30 2 83 BIG LAKE BASHERS (440) JHANS
DERAFF 35-4777 18 13 1 76 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 46 84 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 51 1 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
JEDI YETI 18-10860 21 16 2 43 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BEDDER savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.
TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAYNER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS devastated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 15 - 0 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 13 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 13 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
Turn 185 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEDDER 18-10043 87 113 4 377 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 116 88 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 119 97 0 213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 145 99 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 54 45 2 195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 66 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 51 47 0 181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 46 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 41 39 3 145 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 51 1 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555,
RAYNER 20-182, DERAFF 35-4777, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE
18-10034, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860. The other ten least
popular fighters were INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472,
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and I'M
POWERLESS 59-2629.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 3 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 87 113 4 377 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 41 39 3 145 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 29 24 2 100 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 42 46 2 158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 18 13 1 76 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 56 66 2 194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 116 88 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 301 198 4 233 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 46 84 0 73 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 51 1 68 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 52 40 0 187 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MASTER REAPER (84-16223) of DEVIL DOGS (2867)
YOU'RE NOT HIM (84-32911) of 115TH DREAM (5771)
MATT THE HAT (84-44616) of NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
15 PANCAKES (84-48889) of REVIEW (8406)
LINT (85-8426) of IT'S TEMPE XX (1536)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes