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Date   : 10/02/2018    Duedate: 10/15/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 185

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  793  546   4 59.2      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    405  327   3 55.3    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  322  418   6 43.5
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       17   14   1 54.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437   99  117   3 45.8      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    6   15   0 28.6
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya,

Well, it was a fairly quiet fight day.  Eleven fights, one challenge, no avoids, no 
deaths, two stand-ins.

DERAFF (35-4777) (18-12-1,82) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (16-
14-3,73) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.

BEDDER (18-10043) (86-113-4,370) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(56-65-2,195) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  BEDDER savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in an 
exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.  Bedder is still our highest rated Striker and 
Champion of the Horn.  He was also voted this turn's favorite fighter.  Dirty Diapers 
has regained his former title of top Basher.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (54-44-2,225) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CRYSALIS GUARD (107-29) 
(0-0-0,200).  TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brawl.  Yoga is our 
top Parry-Lunge.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (145-98-1,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(300-198-4,191) of RHYME TYME.  1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in an 
exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.  Of course, the Matador is still our top Wall of 
Steel.  Mod Cod is the overall popularity leader.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (115-88-1,239) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (52-39-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in 
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.  Mr. Dash is top Lunger.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (51-46-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CLOTTO (107-25) (0-0-
0,181).  HARD KNOCKS was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory 
brawl.  Mr. Knocks is top Aimed Blow, always impressive.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (118-97-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (42-44-2,171) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated SYE THE 
BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Mr. Knuckles is our reigning TP.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (57-47-0,179) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (42-45-2,160) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an 
action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.  Montoya is our arena's ranking Slasher.

RAYNER (20-182) (40-39-3,139) of DEADLINE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (29-23-
2,99) of BIG LAKE PURE.  RAYNER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in an action packed 3 
minute one-sided fight.  Rayner is still our leading Parry-Riposte.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-50-1,74) of BASH BROS TIRES fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (22-15-0,83) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by BALDING GRAY 
in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Mr. Right Handed is top Parry-Strike.

I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (45-84-0,63) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(21-15-2,49) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  I'M POWERLESS devastated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute 
mismatched conflict.  Hmm.  Jedi Yeti was voted this turn's least favorite fighter.  
Guess folks thought he should have won that fight, but to me it never seemed likely.

The Unknown Spymaster said, "Being a spy is great -- other people die and you spend 
the rest of the day drinking to their memory."  Ha!  I bet he was disappointed that 
nobody died, the sleazoid.

Well, another turn in Storm Rock, another chance for me to pay the rent.  Thanks for 
fighting so I can make a living at this silly business.  Hey, you know what?  You all 
should write some personal ads.  See you in fourteen!

                                          -- Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              87 113  4  377  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     116  88  1  254  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             301 198  4  233  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      119  97  0  213  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    145  99  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         54  45  2  195  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        56  66  2  194  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        52  40  0  187  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        58  47  0  185  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          51  47  0  181  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       42  45  2  174  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        42  46  2  158  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                41  39  3  145  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  29  24  2  100  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         23  15  0   91  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        17  14  3   87  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-JAKE THE MILKMAN 36-5664     17  30  2   83  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 DERAFF 35-4777               18  13  1   76  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        46  84  0   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      32  51  1   68  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           21  16  2   43  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BEDDER savagely defeated DIRTY DIAPERS in a exciting 4 minute gory Title melee.
TANTRUM YOGA lost to CRYSALIS GUARD in a 2 minute brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR was devastated by MOD COD in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD KNOCKS was luckily beaten by CLOTTO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
JELLO KNUCKLES handily defeated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAYNER overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 3 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overpowered by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
I'M POWERLESS devastated JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  15 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  18 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  11 -  0      21  |

Turn 185 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            87 113  4  377 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   116  88  1  254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    119  97  0  213 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  145  99  1  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       54  45  2  195 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      56  66  2  194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        51  47  0  181 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      42  46  2  158 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              41  39  3  145 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    32  51  1   68 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BEDDER 18-10043.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, 
RAYNER 20-182, DERAFF 35-4777, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, MOD COD 55-2638, CHATROOMMATE 
18-10034, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and 
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563.

The least popular fighter this week was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, 
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, and I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             87 113  4  377  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               41  39  3  145  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  29  24  2  100  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       42  46  2  158  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              18  13  1   76  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       56  66  2  194  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    116  88  1  254  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            301 198  4  233  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       46  84  0   73  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     32  51  1   68  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       52  40  0  187  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                    MASTER REAPER (84-16223) of DEVIL DOGS (2867)
                   YOU'RE NOT HIM (84-32911) of 115TH DREAM (5771)
                MATT THE HAT (84-44616) of NAMED BY MARK XXVII (7747)
                       15 PANCAKES (84-48889) of REVIEW (8406)
                        LINT (85-8426) of IT'S TEMPE XX (1536)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes