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Date   : 10/16/2018    Duedate: 10/29/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 186

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  799  549   4 59.3      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    405  328   3 55.3    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  323  420   6 43.5
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       17   15   1 53.1      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  102  119   3 46.2      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    7   15   0 31.8
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hi there!

Let's see... statistics first.  Hmm.  There were 12 fights today, no challenges, no 
avoids, no deaths, and 4 stand-ins.  But let's take a closer look, okay?

BEDDER (18-10043) (87-113-4,377) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (301-198-
4,233) of RHYME TYME.  BEDDER devastated MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute 
mismatched Title fight.  So Bedder is still the Champion of the Horn and our most 
highly ranked Striker.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (116-88-1,254) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
(107-23) (0-0-0,181).  THE HYPHEN-DASH subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in an exciting 2 
minute gory melee.  What's so villainous about an informer?  Unless, you know, he 
informed because somebody wouldn't pay blackmail.  Anyway the Hyphen-Dash is our 
leading Lunger.  And it was a pretty good fight.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (119-97-0,213) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-0-
0,200).  JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over TELGOR in a 2 minute bloody brawl.  Knuckles 
is the top TP.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (58-47-0,185) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-
5071) (56-66-2,194) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  CHATROOMMATE was defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS 
in a 2 minute fight.  Diapers is top Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (51-47-0,181) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) 
(0-0-0,170).  HARD KNOCKS was subdued by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.  
Hard Knocks is our best Aimed Blow, but this fight was boring.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (54-45-2,195) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) 
(42-45-2,174) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  TANTRUM YOGA bested SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 
1 minute duel.  Tantrum Yoga is the leading Parry-Lunge.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (145-99-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (52-40-0,187) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  1977 AMC MATADOR devastated BURM WOLFSNARL 
in a 2 minute mismatched match.  The Matador is top Waste, and also overall popularity 
leader.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (42-46-2,158) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought RAYNER (20-182) (41-
39-3,145) of DEADLINE.  INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated RAYNER in an action packed 2 
minute uneven fight.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher, Rayner is top P-R, and this was a 
great fight!

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (23-15-0,91) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHEATING MANAGER (107-6) 
(0-0-0,130).  BALDING GRAY won victory over CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 3 minute 
duel.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (29-24-2,100) of BIG LAKE PURE fought MR RIGHT HANDED 
(72-6876) (32-51-1,68) of BASH BROS TIRES.  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT unbelievably bested MR 
RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute gory duel.  In spite of losing, Mr Right Handed is still 
the leading Parry-Strike.

DERAFF (35-4777) (18-13-1,76) of HOUSE JHEREG fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (46-84-
0,73) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  DERAFF overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven 
match.  I'm Powerless is today's least popular fighter.

CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (17-14-3,87) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(21-16-2,43) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  CHILD SMASHER beat JEDI YETI in an exciting 3 minute 
brutal fight.  The Yeti is the most popular warrior this turn.

Alarond the Scribe suggested I pass on this gem of wisdom:  "The Dark Arena is for 
those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  Dignity in life or death is the 
warrior's creed."  Is it, really?  And then he said, "A new sword shines bright, but 
the notched sword sings the sweetest."  That's true, isn't it?

So, okay, that's all.  See you in fourteen.

Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              88 113  4  440  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     117  88  1  257  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    146  99  1  224  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      120  97  0  219  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        57  66  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         55  45  2  197  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        52  41  0  193  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOD COD 55-2638             301 199  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        58  48  0  182  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       42  46  2  177  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          51  48  0  170  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        43  46  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                41  40  3  138  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         24  15  0  117  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  30  24  2  102  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        18  14  3   89  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 DERAFF 35-4777               19  13  1   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
-JAKE THE MILKMAN 36-5664     17  30  2   83  BIG LAKE BASHERS (440)     JHANS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      32  52  1   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        46  85  0   66  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           21  17  2   53  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEDDER devastated MOD COD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
THE HYPHEN-DASH subdued VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES won victory over TELGOR in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
CHATROOMMATE was defeated by DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute fight.
HARD KNOCKS was subdued by IMPRISONED SPY in a 2 minute competition.
TANTRUM YOGA bested SYE THE BEARDED in a popular 1 minute duel.
1977 AMC MATADOR devastated BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute mismatched match.
INIGO MONTOYA handily defeated RAYNER in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
BALDING GRAY won victory over CHEATING MANAGER in a popular 3 minute duel.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT unbelievably bested MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute gory duel.
DERAFF overpowered I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHILD SMASHER beat JEDI YETI in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  18 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 186 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            88 113  4  440 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499   117  88  1  257 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  146  99  1  224 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    120  97  0  219 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      57  66  2  204 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       55  45  2  197 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        51  48  0  170 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      43  46  2  169 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              41  40  3  138 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    32  52  1   74 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JEDI YETI 18-10860.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHILD 
SMASHER 81-2941, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, BEDDER 18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, and MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MOD COD 55-2638, DERAFF 35-4777, RAYNER 20-182, SYE THE BEARDED 
81-801, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, TANTRUM 
YOGA 42-4563, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, and RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           5  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  KHALANI(55)          0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             88 113  4  440  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               41  40  3  138  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  30  24  2  102  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       43  46  2  169  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              19  13  1   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       57  66  2  204  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499    117  88  1  257  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            301 199  4  190  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       46  85  0   66  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     32  52  1   74  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       52  41  0  193  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE