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Date   : 10/30/2018    Duedate: 11/12/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 187

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  804  553   4 59.2      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    406  328   3 55.3    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  324  422   6 43.4
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       18   15   1 54.5      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  103  123   3 45.6      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    7   16   0 30.4
    BIG LAKE BASHERS 36/440

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Heya!

Well... 12 fights, including one challenge (thank you Deraff) and 3 stand-ins.

DERAFF (35-4777) (19-13-1,85) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (18-
14-3,89) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 
minute Challenge fight.  Was that supposed to happen?  Good going, C.S.

BEDDER (18-10043) (88-113-4,440) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113) 
(52-41-0,193) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  BEDDER savagely defeated BURM WOLFSNARL in an 
exciting 2 minute gory Title melee.  And so, Bedder is still Champion of the Horn and 
our best Striker.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (120-97-0,219) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought MOD COD (55-2638) 
(301-199-4,190) of RHYME TYME.  JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 
1 minute mismatched brawl.  Mod Cod is top Lunger and the overall popularity leader.  
Jello Knuckles is top TP.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (146-99-1,224) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER 
SANDAVOL (107-28) (0-0-0,200) of.  1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL 
in a 1 minute mismatched match.  The Matador is our top Waste, and I wonder if the 
Arenamaster is getting old.

THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (117-88-1,257) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VERMICIOUS KNID 
(107-30) (0-0-0,240).  THE HYPHEN-DASH lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 
minute brutal fight.  The Hyphen-Dash is this turn's favorite fighter.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (58-48-0,182) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (42-46-2,177) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  CHATROOMMATE devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 
1 minute one-sided competition.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (55-45-2,197) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) 
(57-66-2,204) of BASH BROS CHILDREN.  TANTRUM YOGA won victory over DIRTY DIAPERS in a 
2 minute duel.  Tantrum Yoga is top P-L, while Dirty Diapoers is top Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (51-48-0,170) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-
5472) (30-24-2,102) of BIG LAKE PURE.  HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.  Of course, Hard Knocks is our leading 
Aimed Blow, as always.

INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (43-46-2,169) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) 
(0-0-0,181).  INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1 minute 
one-sided fight.  Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (24-15-0,117) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (41-40-
3,138) of DEADLINE.  BALDING GRAY was handily defeated by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Ooh, Balding Gray was voted this turn's least popular.  Well, that'll 
pass.  And Rayner is our top Parry-Riposte.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-52-1,74) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30).  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 
minute mismatched match.  Mr Right Handed is Storm Rock's best Parry-Strike.

12) I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (46-85-0,66) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought JEDI YETI (18-
10860) (21-17-2,53) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  I'M POWERLESS handily defeated JEDI YETI in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.

There's not much else to say.  Debby Tonte offered some advice about getting 
bloodstains out of a purple robe.  Who wears a purple robe in the arena?  Hmm.  I 
should probably say something about it being autumn.  Yup, it is.  Getting colder, 
trees are turning.  I'm twirling my finger in the air.

I imagine you all have things to do, so I'm ending this.  Bye till next time!

Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              89 113  4  452  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    147  99  1  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638             302 199  4  218  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      120  98  0  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         56  45  2  205  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     117  89  1  198  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        57  67  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        59  48  0  192  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        52  42  0  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          52  48  0  172  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       42  47  2  171  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        43  47  2  162  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RAYNER 20-182                42  40  3  148  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  30  25  2  115  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         24  16  0  113  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        19  14  3   97  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               19  14  1   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        47  85  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           21  18  2   46  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      32  53  1   42  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF was unbelievably bested by CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BEDDER savagely defeated BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 2 minute gory Title melee.
JELLO KNUCKLES was vanquished by MOD COD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
1977 AMC MATADOR overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HYPHEN-DASH lost to VERMICIOUS KNID in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
CHATROOMMATE devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TANTRUM YOGA won victory over DIRTY DIAPERS in a 2 minute duel.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
INIGO MONTOYA was vanquished by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALDING GRAY was handily defeated by RAYNER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
I'M POWERLESS handily defeated JEDI YETI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  14 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  19 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 187 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            89 113  4  452 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  147  99  1  235 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           302 199  4  218 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    120  98  0  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       56  45  2  205 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      57  67  2  196 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        52  48  0  172 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      43  47  2  162 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              42  40  3  148 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    32  53  1   42 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were DERAFF 
35-4777, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, BEDDER 18-10043, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, TANTRUM YOGA 
42-4563, MOD COD 55-2638, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629, and BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113.

The least popular fighter this week was BALDING GRAY 42-5022.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JEDI YETI 18-10860, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT 28-5472, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554, RAYNER 20-182, 
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and I'M 
POWERLESS 59-2629.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             89 113  4  452  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               42  40  3  148  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  30  25  2  115  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       43  47  2  162  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              19  14  1   85  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       57  67  2  196  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   147  99  1  235  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            302 199  4  218  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       47  85  0   76  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     32  53  1   42  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       52  42  0  190  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE