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Date   : 11/13/2018    Duedate: 11/26/2018

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 188

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  810  556   4 59.3      BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
  2 DEADLINE 20/432       19   15   1 55.9    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  324  425   6 43.3
  3 RHYME TYME 55/385    407  328   3 55.4      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  103  128   3 44.6      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                   6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    8   16   1 33.3

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Here we are!

I counted eleven fights today, no challenges, no avoids, and one death.  Sorry about 
that, I'm Powerless.

DERAFF (35-4777) (19-14-1,85) of HOUSE JHEREG fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) (47-85-
0,76) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  DERAFF easily killed I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute brutal 
one-sided bout.  Adding insult to injury, I'm Powerless was voted this turn's least 
favorite fighter.  Well... he should have won that fight.  What happened?

Well, Bedder is still Champion of the Horn.  BEDDER (18-10043) (89-113-4,452) of 
CENTER FOR OLDS fought MOD COD (55-2638) (302-199-4,218) of RHYME TYME.  BEDDER was 
devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Bedder is top Striker, 
Mod Cod is top Lunger.

1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (147-99-1,235) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (52-42-0,190) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL 
in an exciting 1 minute uneven battle.  The Matador is top Wall of Steel.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (59-48-0,192) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (43-47-2,162) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  CHATROOMMATE defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a 
crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.  The Roommate is top Parry-Lunge; Montoya is top 
Slasher.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (120-98-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (42-47-2,171) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JELLO KNUCKLES devastated SYE THE BEARDED in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (56-45-2,205) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought VILLAINOUS INFORMER 
(107-23) (0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 
1 minute uneven brawl.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (57-67-2,196) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought THE HYPHEN-DASH 
(42-4499) (117-89-1,198) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by THE 
HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched match.  Diapers is top Basher.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (52-48-0,172) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (42-40-
3,148) of DEADLINE.  HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven 
melee.  Mr. Knocks is top Aimed Blow.

RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (30-25-2,115) of BIG LAKE PURE fought EVIL INPUTTER 
(107-7) (0-0-0,110).  RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a 
popular 2 minute duel.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (24-16-0,113) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) 
(19-14-3,97) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  BALDING GRAY vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a 2 
minute brutal one-sided fight.  Balding Gray was voted this turn's favorite fighter.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-53-1,42) of BASH BROS TIRES fought JEDI YETI (18-10860) 
(21-18-2,46) of CENTER FOR OLDS.  MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 
minute mismatched competition.  Mr. Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike.

This, then, was our finest hour in the last two weeks.  Adios!

Tobaya Cantrell

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             303 199  4  228  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    148  99  1  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      121  98  0  214  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043              89 114  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     118  89  1  208  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        52  43  0  195  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        60  48  0  194  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        57  68  2  194  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         56  46  2  180  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       42  48  2  174  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 RAYNER 20-182                43  40  3  172  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        43  48  2  168  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          52  49  0  151  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         25  16  0  123  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  30  26  2  107  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DERAFF 35-4777               20  14  2  100  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        19  15  3   93  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        47  86  0   70  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           22  18  2   55  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      32  54  1   34  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629     47  86  0 BASHAHOLICS ANON 375   DERAFF 35-4777            188

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BEDDER was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
CHATROOMMATE defeated INIGO MONTOYA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated SYE THE BEARDED in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANTRUM YOGA was devastated by VILLAINOUS INFORMER in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARD KNOCKS was handily defeated by RAYNER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by EVIL INPUTTER in a popular 2 minute duel.
BALDING GRAY vanquished CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DERAFF easily killed I'M POWERLESS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by JEDI YETI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  12 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  20 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  10 -  0      17  |

Turn 188 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           303 199  4  228 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  148  99  1  248 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    121  98  0  214 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEDDER 18-10043            89 114  4  210 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 18-10034      60  48  0  194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      57  68  2  194 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              43  40  3  172 DEADLINE (432)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      43  48  2  168 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        52  49  0  151 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    32  54  1   34 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BALDING GRAY 42-5022.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116, JELLO 
KNUCKLES 42-4554, DERAFF 35-4777, MOD COD 55-2638, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, INIGO 
MONTOYA 33-8054, SYE THE BEARDED 81-801, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was I'M POWERLESS 59-2629.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BEDDER 18-10043, MR RIGHT HANDED 
72-6876, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, JEDI YETI 
18-10860, RAYNER 20-182, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, and SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 1  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           4  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  3 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             89 114  4  210  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               43  40  3  172  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  30  26  2  107  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       43  48  2  168  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              20  14  2  100  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       57  68  2  194  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116   148  99  1  248  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            303 199  4  228  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       47  86  0   70  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     32  54  1   34  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113       52  43  0  195  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE