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Date : 11/27/2018 Duedate: 12/10/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 189
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 816 559 4 59.3 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 324 428 6 43.1
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 408 328 3 55.4 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 19 16 1 54.3 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 108 128 3 45.8 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 8 18 1 30.8
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Hi!
Well... 13 fights, no challenges, no avoids, no deaths, 5 stand-ins. I hope you'll
all join me in hoping for a more thrilling fight day next time around.
Mod Cod is still our Champion of the Horn and top Lunger. MOD COD (55-2638) (303-199-
4,228) of RHYME TYME fought JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (121-98-0,214) of COLOR ME SUAVE.
MOD COD viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
Jello Knuckles is top TP, so this was a fairly significant fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116) (148-99-1,248) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought TELGOR (107-27) (0-
0-0,200). 1977 AMC MATADOR subdued TELGOR in a 2 minute melee. The Matador is our
best Wall of Steel, while Telgor is a stand-in.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (118-89-1,208) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-
22) (0-0-0,181). THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1
minute uneven fight.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (60-48-0,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (43-
40-3,172) of DEADLINE. CHATROOMMATE overpowered RAYNER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided
fight. The Roommate is our best Parry-Lunge and Rayner is top Parry-Riposte, so,
another noteworthy fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (57-68-2,194) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought SYE THE BEARDED
(81-801) (42-48-2,174) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by SYE THE
BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Sye the Bearded is now top Striker, while Dirty
Diapers is top Basher. Yet another two-stylemaster fight.
BEDDER (18-10043) (89-114-4,210) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-113)
(52-43-0,195) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. BEDDER was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1
minute one-sided competition. Bedder is Storm Rock's overall popularity leader.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (52-49-0,151) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in an action packed 3
minute duel. So, Hard Knocks is still our leading Aimed Blow, and in my opinion this
was a really good fight. Hard Knocks was voted the most popular fighter this turn.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (56-46-2,180) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22)
(0-0-0,181). TANTRUM YOGA overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute gory
uneven duel.
INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) (43-48-2,168) of BIG LAKE BANDITS fought BALDING GRAY (42-
5022) (25-16-0,123) of COLOR ME SUAVE. INIGO MONTOYA overpowered BALDING GRAY in a
popular 2 minute one-sided melee. Mr. Montoya is top Slasher.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (30-26-2,107) of BIG LAKE PURE fought DERAFF (35-4777)
(20-14-2,100) of HOUSE JHEREG. RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated DERAFF in a 2
minute bloody match.
CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (19-15-3,93) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BARNABUS CROW (20-
501) (21-12-3,78) of I'M NOT EGGBERT. CHILD SMASHER viciously subdued BARNABUS CROW
in a 2 minute brutal contest.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (22-18-2,55) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629)
(47-86-0,70) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. JEDI YETI subdued I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1
minute brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-54-1,34) of BASH BROS TIRES fought UNEMPLOYED PERSON
(107-5) (0-0-0,70). MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1
minute conflict. Mr Right Handed is our top Parry-Strike, but he was also voted the
spectators' least favorite fighter.
Zontani was here, but he claimed he could hear the spires of a far-off city calling
him, so he want away. I think he should get his ears checked.
That's all, my friends. Till next time, I remain...
Tobaya Cantrell
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 304 199 4 248 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 149 99 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 119 89 1 216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 121 99 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 43 0 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 61 48 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 43 48 2 195 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 57 46 2 192 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BEDDER 18-10043 89 115 4 190 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 48 2 175 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 69 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 53 49 0 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RAYNER 20-182 43 41 3 171 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 25 17 0 124 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 31 26 2 114 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 20 15 3 100 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
DERAFF 35-4777 20 15 2 99 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 21 13 3 78 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
JEDI YETI 18-10860 23 18 2 69 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 47 87 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 55 1 33 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MOD COD viciously subdued JELLO KNUCKLES in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
1977 AMC MATADOR subdued TELGOR in a 2 minute melee.
THE HYPHEN-DASH demolished THE BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered RAYNER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS was devastated by SYE THE BEARDED in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER was devastated by BURM WOLFSNARL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HARD KNOCKS viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 3 minute duel.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
INIGO MONTOYA overpowered BALDING GRAY in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT narrowly defeated DERAFF in a 2 minute bloody match.
CHILD SMASHER viciously subdued BARNABUS CROW in a 2 minute brutal contest.
JEDI YETI subdued I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute brawl.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by UNEMPLOYED PERSON in a 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 11 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 2 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 9 - 0 18 |
Turn 189 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 304 199 4 248 RHYME TYME (385)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 149 99 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 121 99 0 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 61 48 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 43 48 2 195 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 48 2 175 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 69 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 53 49 0 174 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 43 41 3 171 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 55 1 33 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is BEDDER 18-10043. The most popular warrior this turn
was HARD KNOCKS 42-4555. The ten other most popular fighters were MOD COD 55-2638,
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, SYE THE
BEARDED 81-801, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, 1977 AMC MATADOR
42-4116, DERAFF 35-4777, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were BALDING GRAY 42-5022, RAYNER 20-182, BARNABUS CROW 20-501,
BEDDER 18-10043, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, JEDI YETI 18-10860,
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 4 2 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 0 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 61 48 0 201 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 43 41 3 171 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 31 26 2 114 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 48 2 175 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 20 15 2 99 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 69 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 149 99 1 254 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 304 199 4 248 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 47 87 0 59 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 55 1 33 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 43 0 209 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
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This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
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