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Date : 12/11/2018 Duedate: 12/24/2018
STORM ROCK ARENA
DM 107 TURN 190
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365 822 562 4 59.4 BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364 5 BASH BROS TI 72/411 324 431 6 42.9
2 RHYME TYME 55/385 409 328 3 55.5 BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
3 DEADLINE 20/432 19 17 1 52.8 BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437 113 130 3 46.5 6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426 8 20 1 28.6
BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409 I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Heya!
It was a day, for sure. Thirteen fights, one challenge, no deaths, three stand-ins,
and a new Tower Guardian.
DERAFF (35-4777) (20-15-2,99) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (25-
17-0,124) of COLOR ME SUAVE. DERAFF was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD (55-2638) (304-199-4,248) of RHYME TYME fought 1977 AMC MATADOR (42-4116)
(149-99-1,254) of COLOR ME SUAVE. MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in an exciting
1 minute gory uneven Title battle. And so, Mod Cod is our new Tower Guardian. The
Matador is Crysalis' top Wall of Steel. Mod Cod is our overall popularity leader and
leading Lunger, too. What happened to Huntsman, who was Tower Guardian last turn?
He's not here.
THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (119-89-1,216) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (53-43-0,209) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in
a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (61-48-0,201) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought SYE THE BEARDED (81-
801) (43-48-2,195) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS. CHATROOMMATE was defeated by SYE THE BEARDED
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match. Mr. the Bearded is top Striker.
JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (121-99-0,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-
8054) (44-48-2,175) of BIG LAKE BANDITS. JELLO KNUCKLES devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a
2 minute one-sided duel. Mr. Knuckles is our best TP, while Mr. Montoya is top
Slasher.
BEDDER (18-10043) (89-115-4,190) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071)
(57-69-2,174) of BASH BROS CHILDREN. BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match. Dirty Diapers is our best Basher, while Bedder
is this turn's favorite fighter.
TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (57-46-2,192) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL
(107-28) (0-0-0,200). TANTRUM YOGA overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute
uneven melee. Woo! That's impressive. And Mr. Yoga is the leading Parry-Lunge.
HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (53-49-0,174) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought RAYNER (20-182) (43-41-
3,171) of DEADLINE. HARD KNOCKS vanquished RAYNER in an action packed 1 minute uneven
fight. Hard Knocks is top AB, Rayner is top PR.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT (28-5472) (31-26-2,114) of BIG LAKE PURE fought FLOYD (107-10) (0-
0-0,150). RESTRAINED CONTEMPT savagely defeated FLOYD in a 3 minute brutal fight.
CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (20-15-3,100) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-
2629) (47-87-0,59) of BASHAHOLICS ANON. CHILD SMASHER slimly won victory over I'M
POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute bout.
BARNABUS CROW (20-501) (21-13-3,78) of I'M NOT EGGBERT fought SOWER MOOD (81-2942)
(18-17-1,72) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. BARNABUS CROW was demolished by SOWER MOOD in a 1
minute mismatched match. Ooh. Mr. Crow was voted least favorite fighter this turn.
JEDI YETI (18-10860) (23-18-2,69) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (21-16-
1,80) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION. JEDI YETI was subdued by QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1
minute match.
MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-55-1,33) of BASH BROS TIRES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING
(107-2) (0-0-0,30). MR RIGHT HANDED was beaten by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute
conflict. Mr Right Handed is the best Parry-Strike.
Did the Unknown Spymaster say anything interesting? Hmm... nah.
So until next time, have a great solstice.
Olaf Modeen
CHAMPION OF THE HORN W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MOD COD 55-2638 305 199 4 284 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 120 89 1 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 122 99 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 48 2 213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 149 100 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 58 46 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113 53 44 0 198 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
BEDDER 18-10043 90 115 4 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034 61 49 0 193 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 54 49 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 49 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 70 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
RAYNER 20-182 43 42 3 163 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472 32 26 2 138 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
BALDING GRAY 42-5022 26 17 0 132 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
CHILD SMASHER 81-2941 21 15 3 102 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DERAFF 35-4777 20 16 2 97 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SOWER MOOD 81-2942 19 17 1 90 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
QUICK 81-2926 22 16 1 86 BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439) SHADOWSPIRE
JEDI YETI 18-10860 23 19 2 69 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 47 88 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
BARNABUS CROW 20-501 21 14 3 66 I'M NOT EGGBERT (421) SEAM
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 56 1 26 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DERAFF was devastated by BALDING GRAY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD vanquished 1977 AMC MATADOR in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
THE HYPHEN-DASH vanquished BURM WOLFSNARL in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CHATROOMMATE was defeated by SYE THE BEARDED in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
JELLO KNUCKLES devastated INIGO MONTOYA in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BEDDER viciously subdued DIRTY DIAPERS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
TANTRUM YOGA overpowered ARENAMASTER SANDAVOL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HARD KNOCKS vanquished RAYNER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT savagely defeated FLOYD in a 3 minute brutal fight.
CHILD SMASHER slimly won victory over I'M POWERLESS in a popular 1 minute bout.
BARNABUS CROW was demolished by SOWER MOOD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JEDI YETI was subdued by QUICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
MR RIGHT HANDED was beaten by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 9 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 14 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 1 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 15 - 0 25 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 190 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MOD COD 55-2638 305 199 4 284 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554 122 99 0 215 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 48 2 213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
WALL OF STEEL 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116 149 100 1 210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563 58 46 2 207 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
AIMED BLOW HARD KNOCKS 42-4555 54 49 0 185 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 49 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 70 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RAYNER 20-182 43 42 3 163 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 56 1 26 BASH BROS TIRES (411)
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638. The most popular warrior this turn
was BEDDER 18-10043. The ten other most popular fighters were SYE THE BEARDED
81-801, THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, MOD COD 55-2638,
CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, SOWER MOOD
81-2942, BALDING GRAY 42-5022, and JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554.
The least popular fighter this week was BARNABUS CROW 20-501. The other ten least
popular fighters were DERAFF 35-4777, RAYNER 20-182, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, 1977 AMC
MATADOR 42-4116, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, JEDI YETI 18-10860, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054,
QUICK 81-2926, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and CHILD SMASHER 81-2941.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
MORYA(28) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 5 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 4 1 0
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KHALANI(55) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BEDDER 18-10043 90 115 4 194 CENTER FOR OLDS (364) TALCAMA
RAYNER 20-182 43 42 3 163 DEADLINE (432) SEAM
RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472 32 26 2 138 BIG LAKE PURE (437) MORYA
INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054 44 49 2 177 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409) NIYTYOLE ISLAND
DERAFF 35-4777 20 16 2 97 HOUSE JHEREG (426) MURSKA
DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071 57 70 2 174 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407) CLIFFHOME
THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499 120 89 1 232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365) RODEKI
MOD COD 55-2638 305 199 4 284 RHYME TYME (385) KHALANI
I'M POWERLESS 59-2629 47 88 0 67 BASHAHOLICS ANON (375) ILLIS
MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876 32 56 1 26 BASH BROS TIRES (411) DRAGONHEAD
SYE THE BEARDED 81-801 44 48 2 213 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410) SHADOWSPIRE
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE
As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!
Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every
turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will
fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have
multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.
(The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had
their initial strategy input.)
Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every
turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on
Character Maintenance.
In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if
you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not
carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are
entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a
strategy sheet each time.
One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't,
well, you can imagine.
Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes