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Date   : 12/25/2018    Duedate: 01/07/2019

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 191

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 COLOR ME SUA 42/365  828  565   4 59.4      BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439
    CENTER FOR OLDS 18/364                    5 BASH BROS TI 72/411  326  432   6 43.0
  2 RHYME TYME 55/385    410  328   3 55.6      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/375
  3 DEADLINE 20/432       19   18   1 51.4      BASH BROS CHILDREN 38/407
  4 BIG LAKE PUR 28/437  113  137   3 45.2    6 HOUSE JHEREG 35/426    9   20   1 31.0
    BIG LAKE BANDITS 33/409                     I'M NOT EGGBERT 20/421
    BIG LAKE OUTCASTS 81/410

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Weeeellll hello there!

22 gladiators took part in the games today, nobody died, nobody avoided.  There was 
just one challenge.

DERAFF (35-4777) (20-16-2,97) of HOUSE JHEREG challenged CHILD SMASHER (81-2941) (21-
15-3,102) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  DERAFF devastated CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute 
mismatched Challenge fight.

MOD COD (55-2638) (305-199-4,284) of RHYME TYME fought THE HYPHEN-DASH (42-4499) (120-
89-1,232) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  MOD COD handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute 
one-sided Title match.  Look at all the titles pinned on Mod Cod!  Champion of the 
Horn, top Lunger, and overall popularity leader.  Aren't we all impressed!

SYE THE BEARDED (81-801) (44-48-2,213) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS fought 1977 AMC MATADOR 
(42-4116) (149-100-1,210) of COLOR ME SUAVE.  SYE THE BEARDED was bested by 1977 AMC 
MATADOR in a popular 3 minute contest.  Mr. the Bearded is top Striker and this turn's 
favorite fighter, and the Matador is top Wall of Steel.

JELLO KNUCKLES (42-4554) (122-99-0,215) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought BURM WOLFSNARL (81-
113) (53-44-0,198) of BIG LAKE OUTCASTS.  JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in 
a 4 minute mismatched match.  Mr. Knuckles is our top TP.

CHATROOMMATE (18-10034) (61-49-0,193) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought RAYNER (20-182) (43-
42-3,163) of DEADLINE.  CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in an exciting 1 minute 
mismatched fight.  Rayner is the top Parry-Riposte.

TANTRUM YOGA (42-4563) (58-46-2,207) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181).  TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute 
competition.  Tantrum Yoga is top Parry-Lunge.

HARD KNOCKS (42-4555) (54-49-0,185) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought THE BLACKSMITH (107-22) 
(0-0-0,181).  HARD KNOCKS lost to THE BLACKSMITH in an action packed 1 minute duel.  
Hard Knocks is our top Aimed Blow.

BEDDER (18-10043) (90-115-4,194) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought INIGO MONTOYA (33-8054) 
(44-49-2,177) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in an action 
packed 1 minute uneven fight.  Mr. Montoya is Storm Rock's top Slasher.

DIRTY DIAPERS (38-5071) (57-70-2,174) of BASH BROS CHILDREN fought RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 
(28-5472) (32-26-2,138) of BIG LAKE PURE.  DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered RESTRAINED 
CONTEMPT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Dirty Diapers is top Basher.

BALDING GRAY (42-5022) (26-17-0,132) of COLOR ME SUAVE fought IMPRISONED SPY (107-9) 
(0-0-0,170).  BALDING GRAY was defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in an exciting 1 minute 
match.  Oh no, Balding Gray was voted this turn's least favorite fighter.  He didn't 
fight badly -- the Imprisoned Spy is pretty tough.

JEDI YETI (18-10860) (23-19-2,69) of CENTER FOR OLDS fought QUICK (81-2926) (22-16-
1,86) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION.  JEDI YETI devastated QUICK in an exciting 1 minute brutal 
mismatched conflict.

SOWER MOOD (81-2942) (19-17-1,90) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought I'M POWERLESS (59-2629) 
(47-88-0,67) of BASHAHOLICS ANON.  SOWER MOOD was bested by I'M POWERLESS in a crowd 
pleasing 1 minute bout.

MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) (32-56-1,26) of BASH BROS TIRES fought ALASTARIAN DESERTER 
(107-1) (0-0-0,30).  MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 
1 minute fight.  And Mr Right Handed is our leading Parry-Strike.

That's all then, and good riddance, eh?

                                               -- Olaf Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638             306 199  4  311  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554      123  99  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116    150 100  1  216  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE HYPHEN-DASH 42-4499     120  90  1  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563         59  46  2  210  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801       44  49  2  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 BEDDER 18-10043              91 115  4  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113        53  45  0  198  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE
 CHATROOMMATE 18-10034        62  49  0  197  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071        58  70  2  179  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 HARD KNOCKS 42-4555          54  50  0  179  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054        44  50  2  171  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 RAYNER 20-182                43  43  3  164  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472  32  27  2  137  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 BALDING GRAY 42-5022         26  18  0  137  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 DERAFF 35-4777               21  16  2  116  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JEDI YETI 18-10860           24  19  2   92  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHILD SMASHER 81-2941        21  16  3   90  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629        48  88  0   86  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 SOWER MOOD 81-2942           19  18  1   73  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 QUICK 81-2926                22  17  1   68  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
-BARNABUS CROW 20-501         21  14  3   66  I'M NOT EGGBERT (421)      SEAM
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876      32  57  1   17  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DERAFF devastated CHILD SMASHER in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MOD COD handily defeated THE HYPHEN-DASH in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SYE THE BEARDED was bested by 1977 AMC MATADOR in a popular 3 minute contest.
JELLO KNUCKLES overpowered BURM WOLFSNARL in a 4 minute mismatched match.
CHATROOMMATE vanquished RAYNER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
TANTRUM YOGA viciously subdued THE BLACKSMITH in a popular 2 minute competition.
HARD KNOCKS lost to THE BLACKSMITH in a action packed 1 minute duel.
BEDDER vanquished INIGO MONTOYA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DIRTY DIAPERS overpowered RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BALDING GRAY was defeated by IMPRISONED SPY in a exciting 1 minute match.
JEDI YETI devastated QUICK in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
SOWER MOOD was bested by I'M POWERLESS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by ALASTARIAN DESERTER in a 1 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  13 -  0      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  14 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 191 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           306 199  4  311 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554    123  99  0  232 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
WALL OF STEEL    1977 AMC MATADOR 42-4116  150 100  1  216 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
PARRY-LUNGE      TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563       59  46  2  210 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
STRIKING ATTACK  SYE THE BEARDED 81-801     44  49  2  210 BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)
BASHING ATTACK   DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071      58  70  2  179 BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)
AIMED BLOW       HARD KNOCKS 42-4555        54  50  0  179 COLOR ME SUAVE (365)
SLASHING ATTACK  INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054      44  50  2  171 BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAYNER 20-182              43  43  3  164 DEADLINE (432)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876    32  57  1   17 BASH BROS TIRES (411)

The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SYE THE BEARDED 81-801.  The ten other most popular fighters were JELLO KNUCKLES 
42-4554, BURM WOLFSNARL 81-113, DERAFF 35-4777, TANTRUM YOGA 42-4563, 1977 AMC 
MATADOR 42-4116, HARD KNOCKS 42-4555, JEDI YETI 18-10860, CHATROOMMATE 18-10034, 
BEDDER 18-10043, and DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071.

The least popular fighter this week was BALDING GRAY 42-5022.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CHILD SMASHER 81-2941, MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876, QUICK 81-2926, 
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 28-5472, INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054, RAYNER 20-182, THE HYPHEN-DASH 
42-4499, SOWER MOOD 81-2942, I'M POWERLESS 59-2629, and MOD COD 55-2638.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
TALCAMA(18)          3  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
MORYA(28)            0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           3  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  5 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BEDDER 18-10043             91 115  4  201  CENTER FOR OLDS (364)      TALCAMA
 RAYNER 20-182               43  43  3  164  DEADLINE (432)             SEAM
 RESTRAINED CONTEMP 28-5472  32  27  2  137  BIG LAKE PURE (437)        MORYA
 INIGO MONTOYA 33-8054       44  50  2  171  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DERAFF 35-4777              21  16  2  116  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 DIRTY DIAPERS 38-5071       58  70  2  179  BASH BROS CHILDREN (407)   CLIFFHOME
 JELLO KNUCKLES 42-4554     123  99  0  232  COLOR ME SUAVE (365)       RODEKI
 MOD COD 55-2638            306 199  4  311  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 I'M POWERLESS 59-2629       48  88  0   86  BASHAHOLICS ANON (375)     ILLIS
 MR RIGHT HANDED 72-6876     32  57  1   17  BASH BROS TIRES (411)      DRAGONHEAD
 SYE THE BEARDED 81-801      44  49  2  210  BIG LAKE OUTCASTS (410)    SHADOWSPIRE

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Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
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